Instead of TTS, i want to post my message to Thor here.

Hi Thor,

I play Champions of Breakfast with my daughter sitting on my lap. She’s in charge of the mouse, shooting enemies, while I am in charge of the keyboard, dodging bullets. She also picks selections of spices from the rack for me to play. Most of the time, she picks all the spices.

Thank you for making this game. I never thought I would play this game with my daughter, and she is loving it. However, I haven’t decided yet whether to convert her into a fellow goblin or not.

What best sums up this game, is that its a very nice bullet hell game and quite easy to start and gets more challenging as you play and progress. Also has Leaderboards, plenty of steam achievements and of course Trading cards and plays great with a controller.

Its a Very Nice Game.

Breakfast is served, Enjoy

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Surprisingly fun. It's a simple little bullet dodge game for now, but even then it's pretty fun and addicting, and even when you lose you just get right back into it.

Man... My man Thor just keep on dropping these BANGERS DUDE! All yall who play this enjoy some GrizzBits and goodluck on your journey to becoming a champion of Breakfast!

Recommended? HECK YEA!

P.S. the main dev Thor streams 10 hours a day @GoPirateSoftwarev >.> should go meet him and chat with him cause hes hecka dope with some hecka cute pets.

Champions of Breakfast was published on the 1st April 2016 which was developed and published by Pirate Software.
This game has it's own high pedestal amongst bullet hells. As one plays, you'll constantly learn new things about the game and strategies to thwart the game's various fast-pacd enemies.

Unlocking new characters to play as that all play differently is super fun, and when you find those one or two characters that just CLICK even stronger with your playstyle thats when the fun begins but on the other side
bullet hell seems to be a over used and repetitve genre that lacks user progression and gets repetitve rather quickly
I'm not saying Champions of Breakfast is a great bullet hell game but it does cover a few areas that some other bullet hell games don't.

The 'Spice Cabinet' allows you to modify the abilities and difficulty of enemies in order to increase how many points collect to aid you in you quest for the top of the competitive leaderboard! Regardless of competition though, you can always try and imprive your own game. The feeling when you overcome a type of enemy that always gave you trouble is so emboldening.

You will find few bosses that you encounter in various places in the house and outside, all of them will do different attacks that you should probably want to remember so that you are ready for what they are about to do.
I wont talk much about this game because personally its not my type but its a great game with some great potentials



Pros

• Unique enemies with different attacks
  
• Challenging bosses with a unique 'bullet style' for each one
  
• Fun and challenging gameplay
  
• Simple graphics
  
• Steam Trading Cards
  
• Achievements
  
• Community events

Cons

• Gets repetitve after a while
  
• Bad gameplay story with no real purpose to kill
  
• Could use some gameplay tweaks.

OVERALL RATING: 6/10

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All and all not a bad game but I won't recommend for the following reasons:
No description of the power ups:
At times you are given a choice or power ups to choose but there is no description of what they actually do in game or between games. Same for the special powers.
No controller support:
Store states you can use a controller but the default key bindings are janky and there's no options to change them which makes it unusable.
1 - 2 hours of play time:
3 dollars is probably a fair price for the game if you have kids that need to be entertained.

I have no idea what im doing and im really bad at it, but its fun!

I got this game from a giveaway the developers did, but it is absolutely AMAZING!
I want to know the true plot behind it, (Which might be revealed in Heartbound.)
But anyways.

The gameplay: 8
The breakfast: 10
The soundtrack: 10

In total: 9.33

Now, I recieved this game for free from the Developer, however I'd like to put a small review down for it.

At first, the game looks entirely like any normal bullethell and at FIRST that is how it is, your normal kind of food-styled bullethell. However after your first death if you are like me you unlocked a new character (That and you found out about the spice rack) and this is where things becoming more interesting and fun.

From this point on you can use a small range of characters, all of whom have different playstyles and use powerups differently. And you can make the game harder as you get better at it which provides some very fun situations and encounters for you