Every Playable Fish Rated

[FunkYTown]

ALL OF THESE WERE PLAYED ON HARD

SWAMP ///////

Neon Tetra - Completely and utterly useless. Impossible to play as, takes far too long to level up. 0/10

Piranha - Fairly fun to play as. Fast enough to escape everything and has decent stamina. High attack speed somewhat makes up for low damage. 6/10

Bluegill - Shouldn't even be playable. Awful damage with pitiful attack speed, health, movement speed, and stamina. Worthless. -1/10 because it costs 1 coin.

Raptor - Very fun. Very high damage, low cost, and easy to level up. Low health is the only problem. 8/10

Sturgeon - Extremely boring and useless unless you enjoy bottom-feeding for 20 minutes and hoping something doesn't charge at you and instakill you. 2/10

Carp - Reskinned Sturgeon

Arowana - Reskinned sturgeon but faster and with gulp ability. 4/10

Alligator gar - One of the best fish in the swamp. Overpowered and fun to play as. 8/10

Muskellenge - Reskinned alligator gar but a little worse. 7/10

Snakehead - Usually the bigger fish are just boring to play as. Snakehead is no exception after around level 10, but surprisingly fun before then. 10. 5/10

Catfish - Have fun doing a circle around the entire map just to turn 180 degrees while holding right mouse button the whole time. 2/10

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RIVER ///////

Crayfish - Very fast on the ground. Instantly runs out of stamina just to fly backwards a few inches. Very low damage, can't hold onto things despite HAVING CLAWS 2/10

River Piranha - Same as the normal piranha but worse because there's hardly anything to safely eat on the river. 4/10

Bleak - Should not be playable 0/10

Trout - Food for every other fish. Can actually kill some fish, but will take forever and yields like 1/7th of a level. 3/10

Perch - Reskinned trout. 3/10

Electric Eel - Fun ability to play with, but horrible stats otherwise. Awful stamina after a few levels. 4/10

Salmon - Good health and damage, but stamina lasts about a microsecond. As flexible as a steel bar. 4/10

Pretty much the same stats as the salmon, but more flexible and has the second best passive in the game. 6/10

Payara - Great stats beside attack speed. Very boring, enjoy killing everything as you slowly turn around. 5/10

Bass - Has the most overpowered ability in the game. Enjoy killing everything with mouse2. 7/10

Tigerfish - Boringly powerful, not fun at all. 5/10

Arapaima - Why would you want to play as this? Terrible stamina and all other stats are boringly good. 3/10
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REEF ///////

Sargeant Major - Shouldn't be playable. Worthless waste of time. 0/10

Bibos - For people who want to watch the world burn at no cost at all. 10/10

Stingray - *Wheeeeze* HA HA HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA... You're serious? -1/10

Tuna - Nice to see a unique ability, despite being nearly useless. Can't kill anything worth a half-decent amount of xp. 3/10

Parrot Fish - Helo. -2,147,483,647/10

Cuttlefish - So bad it's almost funny. 0/10

Pufferfish - Unique ability. Have fun munching on sea urchins and starfish for the rest of your life. 2/10

Barracuda - So bad it actually IS funny. I almost laughed when I saw how bad the stamina was. 1/10

Green Moray - Good damage, great attack speed, meh speed and stamina, and decent health, with a unique ability to boot. 8/10

Every Shark - All of the sharks are exactly the same with different stats. Getting bitten by a shark is virtually guaranteed death because they never let go. 5/10

Goliath Grouper - Invincible black hole that devours all in its path. 9/10

Sailfish - Barracuda with more stamina and a bent spork taped to its face. 3/10

Dolphin - THIS is how you make something fun. Good stats with 2 fun abilities to play around with. Damage could be a little higher though. 9/10

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GREAT MAP ///////

Norway Redfish - Has the most overpowered ability, so it's easy, but sluggish to play as.

Coccosteus - Don't. Just DO NOT. 2/10

Mahi Mahi - Malevolent demigod sent down to Earth to punish unfaithful sea creatures. This fish is death and destruction incarnate, blindingly fast and, after just a few levels, contains the raw energy of a nuclear warhead in its jaws. 10 out of 10

Angler Fish - Good stats and a neat ability that was unfortunately only really useful in survival (back when we could play it on great map). 6/10

Aigailosaurus - Nice scientifically accurate lizard but doesn't fit into the game at all. Bad stats, not fun. 0/10

Ghost shark - Only shark that's different from the rest. Mahi Mahi blessed it with a portion of its destructive power. 7/10

Ichthyosaurus - Good stats and good fun. Kind of like a faster, more expensive bibos. 7/10

Beluga - Surprisingly good, but very bland. Just go kill the sperm whale right away and get to level 20. 5/10

Narwhal - Beluga but less damage and a butter knife taped to its head. 4/10

Styxosaurus - Hilariously stupid, but not bad. Truck load of health but underwhelming damage. Back fins just dangle limply behind it. 5/10

Whale Shark - Has THE ABILITY, and might as well not have a stamina bar at all. Too bad there are no micro-organisms for it to eat. 4/10

Orca - Beluga but it's more powerful because it can say the N word, and why wont they stop screaming. 3/10

Xiphactinus - Very good stats, but I'm biased against this fish because it just comes out of orbit and one-shots you. Almost like a certain... other fish. 2/10

Dunkleosteus - Shark but armor. 5/10

Titanichthys - Whale shark but armor. 3/10

Kronosaurus - Should be called liopleurodon. One of my favorite extinct marine reptiles OUTSIDE of this game. Say goodbye to your neck if you play as it because it can only look straight down and has broken A.I. 0/10

Prognathodon - You played this one time just to see what it was like, but got bored because it just one-shots everything. 0/10

Megalodon - You played this one time just to see what it was like, but got bored because it just one-shots everything. Nice design paying homage to the pre-alpha great white. 1/10

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CRAB MADNESS ///////

Crab - Very basic, nothing much to say. Okay stats for a crab... I guess 5/10

Trilobite - Decent health, but forced to bottom-feed. Has to be superglued to the ground for some reason which is incredibly annoying.

Pirate Crab - The Black Scottish Cyclops: Now extinct. 7/10

Mantis Shrimp - infuriating to play as. Terrible movement speed and stamina, can't hold on to things, main attack knocks itself unconscious. In real life, despite being able to punch with the force of a .22 caliber bullet, has pathetic damage. 0/10

King Crab - Literally the only reason to play crab madness on reef. Enjoy slowly leading your army of crabs with bad pathfinding around who will also swarm you and prevent you from escaping. 6/10

Collosal Crab - B0rn 2 b F4st. Way too strong for being free. 8/10

Megalograptus - The mahi mahi of the crab world. Probably the most fun ability to mess around with, but the bite damage scales so insanely fast that it becomes useless quickly. VERY slow at high levels. 8/10
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[FunkYTown]

Originally posted by Professor Hindsight:

Nearly all of what you offer here is garbage.

yes

[Velociraptor mongoliensis]

XIPHACTINUS correction: IT IS BELIEVED TO BE THE FISH WHO BLESSED MAHI MAHI

[Velociraptor mongoliensis]

10/10

[Callisto]

Only thing i can agree with is Muskellunge great for farming coins and levels