How to win when you being father?

[Seratan_KUMA]

Its toooooo hard.
I dont know what should i do.

[Fyasko]

keep sharp objects away and remember that him eating something doesn't mean death, Pills will cure him and stop the poison, and one piece of fruit heals 25%

[Shaddex]

How to win as the dad

1. Check the main room for any forks, knives, or hammers – move them all to the shelf in the closet.

2. Leave the chemicals in the closet. If there are pills in the main room, go to the kitchen/bathroom and find the cabinet locks. If there are no pills in the main room, quickly go through the drawers until you find both the pills and the cabinet locks.

3. Use the cabinet locks on all of the cabinets in the kitchen and bathroom. The baby is likely poisoned, so use the pills you found before on the baby.

4. The main ways in which the baby can win are now with the trash can, stove, or through drowning. Move the trash to a counter, lock the stove, move the kitchen stool, the sink bucket, and the bathtub steps.

5. All the baby can do to win is use the baby key or try to maneuver a chair around. Take the key and move any chairs the baby runs into.

6. Wait until time runs out.

If you do this quickly and correctly you'll win 100% of the time. It's all about assessing impending threats and knowing how the baby can kill itself. It's actually quite boring to play as the dad because it's currently too easy to win.

[ruki]

^ truth, friend and I learned this first hour, baby should never win

[Moosey]

This is so hard to win as dad I'm so drunk

[MARTFONGER]

fareted