To: Wube Software

[04FoxSake]

Dear Wube Software,

I hate you, Wube Software. Seriously. How dare you make a game this good? At first, I thought it was just a little refreshing expansion, but now? Now I'm over 50 hours in, obsessively redesigning ships and recovering from the heartbreak of watching my first two vessels get shredded by asteroids, which honestly hurt more than I'd like to admit. And now with the third ship finally on its way to Vulcanus, and with all the new items and the need to rethink how everything works there, it feels like a whole new game.

And I still have all the other planets ahead of me. Recommend it? Maybe to my inner child— the one who used to skip school to game. But now my wife is talking divorce because she only sees me at meals. Thanks to you, I've spent more time in this room than anywhere else in my life this week.

Still, with a mix of respect and frustration, I have to say: you made one hell of a game. Now, I just need to figure out how to conjure up more time. Thanks... I hate you, but thanks.

[YouTube.com/StoneLegion]

Neat

[Chindraba]

Get a copy of the game for the wife. But, first, get fast-food delivery services in you phone's speed dial section.