Please give us an achievement for failing to find a toilet while standing on an executive desk

[Maxis, Kell of Sim-City]

I for one find the idea for crapping on my bosses desk enjoyable.

[Countersync]

"Stink it to The Man"

[MechWarden]

I think one 'crap achievement' is more than enough.

You have to remember that when something is made into an achievement in game, it will compel people to do it. And I'd rather not have a group of people being compelled to poop on good desks.