Feed Hungry Crawling Coworker Soup

[Higura Gainishigi]

The weird fella the crawls around that you can feed won't accept soup from a soup cup. I want to be able to kneel down and let him sip from my soup container while I pet his head. This would elevate the game to a 12/10.

[LouTenant]

+10, man has lar- I mean children to feed

[BloodShed]

Originally posted by Higura Gainishigi:

The weird fella the crawls around that you can feed won't accept soup from a soup cup. I want to be able to kneel down and let him sip from my soup container while I pet his head. This would elevate the game to a 12/10.

I'm guessing you wanted to give him death soup

[Infected Ronin]

They can die for all I care, personally.
To see them crawl next to an alien/military and not getting shot down.
Yeah, no. Keep crawling dude, you're immortal.

[Higura Gainishigi]

Originally posted by BloodShed:

I'm guessing you wanted to give him death soup :happycrank:

Absolutely not. He's my buddy and brings me presents for feeding him. I want to reward him with soup for good behavior.

[HubertNNN]

At first I felt sorry for him.
After he triggered all the traps in my base just before an attack I no longer felt sorry.
And he cannot eat any soup, both bad soup and the good one are rejected.

edit:
BTW, is it just me or is Bad Soup better than the good one (at least the first good one you have access to)

[Higura Gainishigi]

Originally posted by HubertNNN:

At first I felt sorry for him.
After he triggered all the traps in my base just before an attack I no longer felt sorry.
And he cannot eat any soup, both bad soup and the good one are rejected.

edit:
BTW, is it just me or is Bad Soup better than the good one (at least the first good one you have access to)

Yeah! That's why I posted this in the suggestion forum section so I hope they let you feed him soup. He hasn't triggered any of my traps yet, but that does sound annoying.

As for the soup variants, I'm pretty sure the pest goulash has better stats than bad soup, plus gives you the good soup buff, but at the very least requires access to salt. Haven't made any of the others yet.

[MechWarden]

To be fair, the 'Coworker' eats whole water bottles and soda cans, so I wouldn't recommend feeding him soup from a soup bowl if you want the bowl back. I do feed 'him' nightly to get pins and the occasional stapler. Just as well, a good amount of food I horde would otherwise go to waste.

Though I half expect to see some horrific nest somewhere in the facility with mini 'Coworkers' crawling around.

As for why 'he' doesn't get shot by Order Soldiers? Likely the same memetic effect of us seeing 'him' as a nameless coworker.

Though if that's the lore reason (and not just an EA undeveloped thing), we should see one of their medics trying to get 'him' back on his feet like a proper solider.

[Vorshin]

I only ever make bad soup.... why?
and cooking a full pan of dirty water only gives 1 sip afterwards, does a full pan waste down to niothing but takes ages to cook?

[Mad Max]

Leaving soup bowls outside the front door for the stray ca-...'Coworkers' would be very funny.

[MechWarden]

Originally posted by Vorshin:

I only ever make bad soup.... why?
and cooking a full pan of dirty water only gives 1 sip afterwards, does a full pan waste down to niothing but takes ages to cook?

You need a full pot of clean water, and as the signs in the kitchens say, "Don't Forget the Salt".

You should also be unlocking recipes of you get close to them. I know I unlocked one when I remembered it wrong.

You might want a Water Cooler near by to make it easier to store and handle water. They are thankfully easy to pickup, but full ones are heavy.

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Originally posted by Mad Max:

Leaving soup bowls outside the front door for the stray ca-...'Coworkers' would be very funny.

That would be fantastic! lol Would save me the trouble of hinting 'him' down to give away food.

Leave food out, get pens and staplers in return.
And we all know how important those staplers are.

[A kobold]

YEah, right now I feed him 3 soda's then stab him to death for stealth XP with a spear, then feed his instant replacement 3 soda's.

But being able to make a special soup for him would be fun. just imagine it being something like "co-worker soup." For a special cow-worker.

IT would be made with tomato, peas, and carbuncle. if placed on the ground he will make a beeline for it, eat a serving and drop staplers then flee. he can do this upto 3 times per night.

There would be other soups for him for other drops. example Tomato, peas, and nacho's gets him to drop pins.

Tomatos, peas, and super tomato, in anti juice cause him to give both.

[Higura Gainishigi]

Just the mental image of the soup bowl drinking animation except tilting the bowl towards him and letting him sip on that sweet juice is too funny to me.
Mechanically though, I don't think he's super useful unless there is some hidden mechanics I haven't found yet regarding him

[Magpie]

Originally posted by A kobold:

YEah, right now I feed him 3 soda's then stab him to death for stealth XP with a spear, then feed his instant replacement 3 soda's.

But being able to make a special soup for him would be fun. just imagine it being something like "co-worker soup." For a special cow-worker.

IT would be made with tomato, peas, and carbuncle. if placed on the ground he will make a beeline for it, eat a serving and drop staplers then flee. he can do this upto 3 times per night.

There would be other soups for him for other drops. example Tomato, peas, and nacho's gets him to drop pins.

Tomatos, peas, and super tomato, in anti juice cause him to give both.

Actually love this. Co-worker soup is a perfect idea for the resident team chef to stay on top of to maximise our stapler vaults.