Resident Evil 7 Biohazard

Resident Evil 7 Biohazard

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The Game is a JOKE!!!!
'I can easily say this is the worst, the laziest horror game I have ever played. Nothing new, nothing creative what so ever. It has a little bit of Outlast in it and Dying light, and oc some Resident Evil features. But this is NOT!! a Resident Evil game. Lets go thru the game.

Enemies, there is about two enemies TWO!!!

Not alot of weapons.

And bad gore and feel when shooting enemies as they feel as bulletsponges.

The most common enemy you will face are those stupid gelly black things.

Ussualy in a resident evil games there is some sort of sadicfaction of killing an enemy,by either how it feels (Blood gore and feel) or the reward you get from killing them (Ammo herbs money)
There is no reward for killing enemies except that you just have to kill them.
Every time I saw them, al I thougth was, oh no not them AGAIN!!

Jack is the main bad guy, with decent voice acting, and hes crazy family appering here and there.

Boss fight can be fun and thrilling, but not nearly as fun as a classic Resident Evil game.
The game does look great and has a good atmosphere. Finding stuff that are mandatory feels random and boring. You just seem to find them. There is no real search, You just find them.:///

Is the game scary? NO!! The game is not scary'

After 1 Hour gameplay, not a single little thing got me going.
Its predicable as ♥♥♥♥.

When shooting guns it feels like you are using bb guns. No punch or dangerous sound, which would have fit this game, imagine it echoing really loud when shooting inside the house. Dissapointing!

There is no health bar but you have to refil your health????????????????????????????????????

All in all is this game worth 60 bucks ♥♥♥♥ NO!

Its worth 30 at most.

PROS-
Great looking game.
Good atmosphere.
Good cutscenes.
Fun Bossfights.

CONS-
No Variety in guns
No fun Enemies to fight
No good feedback when shooting gun/Enemy
Boring and easy puzzzles
Predictable game.
No reward when killing Enemy
Boring chases
Lazy stealth
Stupid Ai


Score 4.5 out of 10

Last edited by Eli The Janitor; Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:10am
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El Fuerte Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:16am 
lvl 1 account without the game.
El Fuerte Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:17am 
Keep repeating it and it may come true
Last edited by El Fuerte; Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:17am
Lutor Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:18am 
I have a game on my ps6 lol
Sean8102 Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:18am 
mmmk
Raiden Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:19am 
Maybe you can change Re 7 with call of duty ? lel
Last edited by Raiden; Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:19am
Harry101UK Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:20am 
Originally posted by Eli The Janitor:
Not alot of weapons.
Same amount as RE1 / RE2 pretty much...


There is no health bar but you have to refil your health?
It's exactly the same as RE1-RE3. You have the health / heart-rate thing on your wrist. You need glasses.
404 Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:20am 
0/10 bad troll is bad please ♥♥♥
Last edited by 404; Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:32am
BernyMoon Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:20am 
Troll here.
ENDOT UTV Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:21am 
trollollolloll
Felix Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:22am 
Originally posted by Eli The Janitor:

Jack is the main bad guy
You didnt finish the game...in fact you didnt play the game for more then 2 hours tops.
Last edited by Felix; Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:22am
El Fuerte Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:23am 
Originally posted by Eli The Janitor:
Fine dont listen to me buy the game. ♥♥♥♥ it i dont give a ♥♥♥♥
Ive already did. It's awesome and its getting great reviews everywhere. Now go drown in your own tears because you cant play it
UIY Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:24am 
I always come to the PC steam forums to ♥♥♥♥♥ and whine about PS4 games GTFO here troll.
Eli The Janitor Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:24am 
oh no how can I make you guys belive me. Well fine dont trust me. Buy the game. And suck on it
UIY Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:25am 
Originally posted by JamesFrancoSingingBritneySpears:
Originally posted by Eli The Janitor:
Fine dont listen to me buy the game. ♥♥♥♥ it i dont give a ♥♥♥♥
Ive already did. It's awesome and its getting great reviews everywhere. Now go drown in your own tears because you cant play it

Moms laptop can't run it at 60 fps like his PS4, glad im getting 140fps high quality makes it better :D
M3gadeuce Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:28am 
Originally posted by Eli The Janitor:
'I can easily say this is the worst, the laziest horror game I have ever played. Nothing new, nothing creative what so ever. It has a little bit of Outlast in it and Dying light, and oc some Resident Evil features. But this is NOT!! a Resident Evil game. Lets go thru the game.

Enemies, there is about two enemies TWO!!!

Not alot of weapons.

And bad gore and feel when shooting enemies as they feel as bulletsponges.

The most common enemy you will face are those stupid gelly black things.

Ussualy in a resident evil games there is some sort of sadicfaction of killing an enemy,by either how it feels (Blood gore and feel) or the reward you get from killing them (Ammo herbs money)
There is no reward for killing enemies except that you just have to kill them.
Every time I saw them, al I thougth was, oh no not them AGAIN!!

Jack is the main bad guy, with decent voice acting, and hes crazy family appering here and there.

Boss fight can be fun and thrilling, but not nearly as fun as a classic Resident Evil game.
The game does look great and has a good atmosphere. Finding stuff that are mandatory feels random and boring. You just seem to find them. There is no real search, You just find them.:///

Is the game scary? NO!! The game is not scary'

After 1 Hour gameplay, not a single little thing got me going.
Its predicable as ♥♥♥♥.

When shooting guns it feels like you are using bb guns. No punch or dangerous sound, which would have fit this game, imagine it echoing really loud when shooting inside the house. Dissapointing!

There is no health bar but you have to refil your health????????????????????????????????????

All in all is this game worth 60 bucks ♥♥♥♥ NO!

Its worth 30 at most.

PROS-
Great looking game.
Good atmosphere.
Good cutscenes.
Fun Bossfights.

CONS-
No Variety in guns
No fun Enemies to fight
No good feedback when shooting gun/Enemy
Boring and easy puzzzles
Predictable game.
No reward when killing Enemy
Boring chases
Lazy stealth
Stupid Ai


Score 4.5 out of 10

You have only one game. Maybe you should get a job.
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2017 @ 4:09am
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