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charbway Dec 13, 2023 @ 6:04pm
remove harvey from stardew valley
i am of the opinion that harvey should be removed from stardew valley. he doesn't deserve to be there. he has suffered enough. there are slimes and skeletons and bats and mayor lewis he shouldn't have to put up with any of that nonsense. we should all work together to make harvey real so that he won't have to be in stardew valley anymore and then i can kiss him. who's with me
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OK! How do we make Harvey real?!
charbway Dec 13, 2023 @ 6:21pm 
Originally posted by Alice:
OK! How do we make Harvey real?!
we believe
Lurlex Dec 13, 2023 @ 7:09pm 
I wish I could give him some life advice. I'd begin with asking him to reconsider that mustache, because .........

..... well, I mean, I'd shave it myself if the game let you sneak into the clinic at night with the sheep shears.
Hiroko Dec 13, 2023 @ 8:00pm 
Originally posted by Lurlex:
I wish I could give him some life advice. I'd begin with asking him to reconsider that mustache, because .........

..... well, I mean, I'd shave it myself if the game let you sneak into the clinic at night with the sheep shears.
use the deconstructor on that thing.... for science!
Coffee Addict Dec 13, 2023 @ 9:07pm 
Originally posted by Lurlex:
I'd shave it myself if the game let you
good news, with the power of mods you can do just that (and more)
charbway Dec 13, 2023 @ 11:11pm 
Originally posted by Niki Lauda:
Originally posted by Lurlex:
I'd shave it myself if the game let you
good news, with the power of mods you can do just that (and more)
he looks weird without it though :steamsad: i like his mustache
Felis Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:46am 
I want to protect him
iLovePie_42 Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:29am 
Originally posted by Alice:
OK! How do we make Harvey real?!
with the help of schizophrenia you can make stardew valley characters real, even harvey! except mayor lewis of course, you don't need to have schizophrenia to have corrupt mayors and politicians in real life.
charbway Dec 17, 2023 @ 5:09am 
Originally posted by AfRu:
Originally posted by Alice:
OK! How do we make Harvey real?!
with the help of schizophrenia you can make stardew valley characters real, even harvey!
i dont think thats how that works
If we combine the flux capacitor with a perpetual motion machine, we might be able to extract his pixelated being to our universe. But beware! If he is an antimatter-being, both our universe's may cease to exist if you try to kiss him.
NBOX21 Dec 17, 2023 @ 11:46am 
But then who else is going to nurse you back to life if you die in the skull cavern? :p2cube:
Aluminum_Fox Dec 17, 2023 @ 1:54pm 
this took a COMPLETELY different turn from what i expected
Dimensional Traveler Dec 17, 2023 @ 5:39pm 
Originally posted by Aluminum_Fox:
this took a COMPLETELY different turn from what i expected
Welcome to the Internet.
Sunny Dec 17, 2023 @ 5:43pm 
if you figure out how to do this can I have Miso?
Alucard † Dec 18, 2023 @ 4:00am 
Originally posted by sneeze:
Originally posted by Alice:
OK! How do we make Harvey real?!
we believe

and clap our hands
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Date Posted: Dec 13, 2023 @ 6:04pm
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