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creams Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:29pm
how to have the sexies with your wife
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Saint Landwalker Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:29pm 
  1. Close Stardew Valley
  2. Open The Sims (iteration of your choice)
  3. Woo-Hoo.
creams Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:30pm 
Originally posted by Landwalker04:
  1. Close Stardew Valley
  2. Open The Sims (iteration of your choice)
  3. Woo-Hoo.
i tried that
creams Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:30pm 
but for real how do i do this i want to have a kid
TetraSky Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:31pm 
AFAIK, kids happen by themselves after a while, if you have the nursery.
If your spouse is the same gender as you, you can adopt I believe.
Last edited by TetraSky; Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:32pm
Hurodrik Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:32pm 
Originally posted by Puddiing | Joja Mart Clan:
but for real how do i do this i want to have a kid

Juts keep her happy and one day she will ask if you want to have babies. It apparently helps to go to sleep before her.
Mantooth Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:38pm 
Go into bed. Select no to sleep. Bump into spouse. Spouse starts to vibrate...
MightyBalian Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:42pm 
Originally posted by Puddiing | Joja Mart Clan:
but for real how do i do this i want to have a kid

You need to get your wife to 12 hearts and have to nursery upgrade and when you go to bed, she'll ask if you want to have a kid.
creams Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:45pm 
Originally posted by balianthemighty:
Originally posted by Puddiing | Joja Mart Clan:
but for real how do i do this i want to have a kid

You need to get your wife to 12 hearts and have to nursery upgrade and when you go to bed, she'll ask if you want to have a kid.

i do how long do i have to wait
Explodiatr Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:46pm 
Originally posted by Puddiing | Joja Mart Clan:
Originally posted by balianthemighty:

You need to get your wife to 12 hearts and have to nursery upgrade and when you go to bed, she'll ask if you want to have a kid.

i do how long do i have to wait
One million years.
MightyBalian Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:47pm 
Originally posted by Puddiing | Joja Mart Clan:
Originally posted by balianthemighty:

You need to get your wife to 12 hearts and have to nursery upgrade and when you go to bed, she'll ask if you want to have a kid.

i do how long do i have to wait

Wait for what? Your wife to ask? I believe it may be random, but I'm not positive.
Hurodrik Mar 21, 2016 @ 3:47pm 
Originally posted by Puddiing | Joja Mart Clan:
i do how long do i have to wait

Sadly, it's random. Just keep playing and it should happen eventually.
Brayce Mar 21, 2016 @ 5:55pm 
Try giving her another bouquet of flowers?
MightyBalian Mar 21, 2016 @ 5:58pm 
Originally posted by Brayce:
Try giving her another bouquet of flowers?

Oddly enough, that isn't supposed to be a requirement but after waiting like a week at 12 stars, I decided to try that and she asked me that night. Weird
Hurodrik Mar 21, 2016 @ 6:04pm 
Originally posted by balianthemighty:
Originally posted by Brayce:
Try giving her another bouquet of flowers?

Oddly enough, that isn't supposed to be a requirement but after waiting like a week at 12 stars, I decided to try that and she asked me that night. Weird

I know it's not a requirement, because I never needed to do that, but it might have given you the amount of "hearts" you were missing somehow. Or it was just a coincidence. Might be that it somehow improves the odds in some way.
Tim Timsen Mar 21, 2016 @ 6:06pm 
Make sure the dog/cat is outside or else things might take an unexpected turn.
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