Rank the Bachelors/Bachelorettes.

[𖤐Mori𖤐]

Out of the 5 Guys and Girls, who do you rank (By heart events) as your favorites 1 being best, 5 being worst. You can give reasons to why they're your favorite pick, just make sure to mark spoilers if needed.

Girls:
1: Abigail
2: Leah
3: Penny
4: Haley
5: Maru

Guys:
1: Sebastian
2: Elliott
3: Alex
4: Harvey
5: Sam

Overall:
1: Abigail
2: Sebastian
3: Leah
4: Elliott
5: Penny
6: Alex
7: Haley
8: Harvey
9: Maru
10: Sam

If you wanna know my reasons for the picks, I'd be glad to tell.

[tatzelwesen]

*gravedigs old thread*

I'm in first summer, so this is an early review. It's also not separated between bachelors and -ettes because I can.

1. Elliot - I love his independence and that he's weird while having a healthy amount of self-esteem. He also is a writer, which I can't resist. And DAMN. That hair.
2. (I couldn't decide between them)
Abigail - Who wouldn't like to marry the child of a magician? Abi is precious, and I'd want her as a friend. If she showed interest, she could probably seduce me.
Seb - I always have a heart for the good-looking misanthrophes, although they're hard to get to know. But he and Ab are a obv perfect match, so my choice after Elliot would probably be:
Emily - Her smile got me. She's so weird and passionate about it.
3. ...
4. ...
5. ...
6. Sam - I like his hair and hope to discover some more depth about him.
7. Shane - I don't find him attractive, but he is an interesting character.
8. Leah - She's friendly, but she seems to have zero traits besides wanting to be an artist.
9. Harvey - Well. He just doesn't speak to me.
10. Penny - Same as for Harvey,
Out of the question: Alex, Haley - They both seem so pretentious to me that there's no way I'd consider them.

[Clovis Sangrail]

A very old necro thread, but what the hell -- Farmer Stanley will play.

Here are Farmer Stanley's favorites, in descending order of preference --

#1 -- The lovely Caroline. Farmer Stanley thinks she is the hottest. He loves the green hair. He also thinks Pierre spends too much time at the store and does not treat Caroline the way a fine lady should be treated. Farmer Stanley is ready to treat Caroline right and pay her the attention she deserves. He always brings her gifts when he comes to the store.

#2 -- Robin. Farmer Stanley thinks Demetrius spends way too much time in his laboratory and way too little paying attention to Robin. Farmer Stanley would not make that mistake.

#3 -- Jodi. Sooner or later, Kent will get sent back to active duty, and Farmer Stanley will be there with a sympathetic shoulder for Jodi to lean her head on. (Jodi would rank higher if it weren't for those two kids.)

#4 -- Sandy. Farmer Stanley thinks she makes good soup.

#5 -- Marnie. Mr.Mayor is a jerk, and the sooner Marnie realizes it, the sooner Farmer Stanley can leave his shorts in her bedroom.

#6 -- Pam. Farmer Stanley likes to give Pam ♥♥♥♥ and let her drive him to the desert. His hope is to ply her with drinks at the Stardew Saloon in hopes she will go home with him.

#7 -- Leah. What's not to like? She loves fine wine and good food, and Farmer Stanley would have her over for dinner any time.

#8 -- Farmer Stanley would add Evelyn to this list, but she reminds him of his Mee-Maw, so . . . . no.