I am worst husband ever ...

[Gallifrey - CSSC Gaming Founder]

Actually I find the seduction more interesting than the marriage because spouses do very little when married.

However this was was So Bad ..

I'd chosen Haley because ... just once in my life I'd like to make it with the air head blonde. Previously I'd married Emily and Abigail on different playthroughs.

1) We ended up getting married on 28th Spring Year 2. This is important - spoilers follow. Anyway I wanted to do the "last day of the season quest", fumbled it, reloaded, and it started with us already married. Poor girl didn't actually get a wedding.
2) I got the letter from Emily, who I'd also been dating, about meeting her in the secret woods that night. I went ... so on the first night of our marriage I spent it having sex in a tent with her sister.

No wonder she looks unhappy with me.

S.x.

[Clovis Sangrail]

Don't feel bad. Farmer Stanley is married to Abigail, but he regularly sneaks into the lovely Caroline's sun room (right under Pierre's nose) and plys her with green tea. He also brings Jodi pancakes, even when Kent is home, and he showers Robin with fresh peaches.

In fact, he has 10-star relationships with all the married ladies, and Abigail is apparently OK with that.

[finntasticfour]

i cant even get a single heart!

[Turtleswatter]

You are all terrible digital people and Grandpa will continue to judge you XD

[Turtleswatter]

Originally posted by Candyprincess1:

i cant even get a single heart!

Just keep plying her with coconuts or flowers. Coconuts best.

[darkdisciple1313]

In your defense, you have to be able to do something with all that free time (*sarcasm*) away from the farm, since the TV has only two or three channels, and the town closes down except for the bar after dusk. Why, it's like the old yarn about towns that roll up the sidewalks precisely at ten, and people who live there are not seen again (Toledo, Ohio, as sung by John Denver and others).

So feel no guilt for sins of the past, nor hesitate to take the dive.
For in towns like these--aye, Stardew Valley--it's how you know you're alive.
Ye may be hitched to another and have a few kids, but you're not really all that bent
If you get an invite to meet one in the woods, and get friendly inside an old tent.

[UFO]

Kudos for the John Denver reference.

[darkdisciple1313]

Originally posted by UFO:

Kudos for the John Denver reference.

Yeah, he's an old favorite. Given the atmosphere of the game, he often seems apropos.

Emily's theme song, I figure, is "Rocky Mountain High". :D

[Clovis Sangrail]

Originally posted by Turtleswatter:

You are all terrible digital people and Grandpa will continue to judge you XD

Grandpa approves. He gave Farmer Stanley four candles.

But only after Farmer Stanley spent four weeks picking Pam up at the bar and getting her all liquored up on mead.

[Turtleswatter]

I thought Grandpa gave Farmer Stanley fork handles to dig his garden, not Caroline's (yes, I know, ouch)

[Kitsune Dzelda]

I both hate and love Clovis' Roleplay. Its beautiful like the lovely Caroline. *snicker*