Stardew Valley

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Malifence Jul 22, 2016 @ 1:49am
Hayley Cutscene/Mission Ideas
1. When you marry her sister (in the future patch) she gets jealous because she is unmarried and isnt even dating Alex. So maybe she punches you
2. She asks you to search for her make up kit she loses in the forest. You find it and she hugs you.
3. She and Alex go into the cave by the adventurers guild and alex gets injured and she can't get out. So you have to rescue her and Alex.
4. She invites you to a picnic and she says some selfish ♥♥♥♥ and your character gets mad and says some back talk and she reavaluates her ♥♥♥♥♥♥ attitude.

Dirty one below

Dirt
5. You go into her house on a rainy day and stumble upon her masturbating and the rest is obvious
(Btw I know I should post these ideas on twitter but I dont have that)

EDIT: Thread blew up so I want to share my misc. ideas
1. If you get 8 hearts with the fisher dude you get to embark on a journey to catch a monster sized fish with him.
2. If you get 6 hearts with Marnie she tells you why the Mayor's purple shorts were in her room
3. 8 hearts with Alex and he arranges a football game with the towns males and you get to play in it. It would be similar to old pixelated football games(only if you are male)
4. At the 8 heart cutscene with Leah her ex comes and sees you kissing her. Instead of punching him or being polite you get a third option- having a threesome with leah and him
5. If you get 8 hearts with Penny she will tutor you. Eventually she comes to your house and you invite her inside and you teaches you 10 unique recipes and you guys kiss and the rest is obvious
6. 6 hearts with Sam and he will teach you how to style your hair like his
Last edited by Malifence; Jul 22, 2016 @ 7:24pm
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Ryu Fireheart Jul 22, 2016 @ 2:02am 
Why you did this? This game is not 18+
dino_inc Jul 22, 2016 @ 10:17am 
Originally posted by Ryu Fireheart:
Why you did this? This game is not 18+

Mr. Bear Jul 22, 2016 @ 10:20am 
This thread is good for a laugh.
Mr. Bear Jul 22, 2016 @ 11:56am 
Originally posted by SlackerBoe:
Originally posted by Ryu Fireheart:
Why you did this? This game is not 18+

Why not? She already talks about sex constantly anyways. It's not like the game not being 18+ stops her from telling me she'll show me how thankful she is when we get home, nor does it stop her from offering sex on a nightly basement.

C'mon!!! You are not taking this crap seriously are you?
dino_inc Jul 22, 2016 @ 12:28pm 
Originally posted by SlackerBoe:
Originally posted by Ryu Fireheart:
Why you did this? This game is not 18+

Why not? She already talks about sex constantly anyways. It's not like the game not being 18+ stops her from telling me she'll show me how thankful she is when we get home, nor does it stop her from offering sex on a nightly basement.
She implies sex a lot, but her explicitly masturbating would be quite the escalation from every other interaction in the game.
Arvis_Jaggamar Jul 22, 2016 @ 12:28pm 
NIGHTLY BASEMENT
dino_inc Jul 22, 2016 @ 12:30pm 
Originally posted by Arvis_Jaggamar:
NIGHTLY BASEMENT
lol i noticed that too, dig a hole under your house at night and you'll find haley ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Vroomi Jul 22, 2016 @ 12:36pm 
Don't bring Alex into her ♥♥♥♥, jeez.
Ryu Fireheart Jul 22, 2016 @ 4:36pm 
None of te characters mentions "sex" in the game. It's just your dirty mind :p
dino_inc Jul 22, 2016 @ 6:40pm 
Originally posted by SlackerBoe:
Originally posted by Arvis_Jaggamar:
NIGHTLY BASEMENT

Sexy, right?

@dino

The suggestion doesn't say explicitly, what's under your blanket? (I think that what that masturbation clicker game is called). Though I must say I don't blame you for thinking of explicit when you hear about a girl masturbating. Those thoughts are pretty much in my head constantly as well. :p
Well, the ending to that event suggested more than just finding her doing that...

Originally posted by 3Exec BatmanVSuperman:
the rest is obvious
Ryu Fireheart Jul 22, 2016 @ 6:40pm 
When Haley says "lets have fun tonight" it doesnt mean sex, it could be millions of another things ;p
dino_inc Jul 22, 2016 @ 6:43pm 
Originally posted by Ryu Fireheart:
When Haley says "lets have fun tonight" it doesnt mean sex, it could be millions of another things ;p
But every guy who reads that is going to think SEX! immediately.
Vroomi Jul 22, 2016 @ 7:03pm 
Originally posted by SlackerBoe:
And while there's peoples all up in here:

What the heck does waifu mean.
It's the weeb term for wife.
Ryu Fireheart Jul 22, 2016 @ 7:14pm 
I never seen any anime or manga using "waifu" for wife or "notice me senpai".
Is just a made up meme that some people use but that never happened in anime.
Vroomi Jul 22, 2016 @ 7:16pm 
Originally posted by Ryu Fireheart:
I never seen any anime or manga using "waifu" for wife or "notice me senpai".
Is just a made up meme that some people use but that never happened in anime.
It's not a meme, it's a term.

They use terms such as -chan, -san, -kun and senpai in animes as far as I've heard.

Husbando and waifu is basically just a weeb/joke term.
Last edited by Vroomi; Jul 22, 2016 @ 7:17pm
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