Some Important Questions About Leah... (Spoilers Because Duh)

[Chloe wow]

(In retrospect I am insane and be aware that I am aware as you proceed)

So the community has an offical diagnosis of all potential wives right

Abigail is gamer-girl gem eating waifu
Maru is like science Meg
Penny is a pitifull parapalegic puppy
Haley is O MI GAWWWWWD
And Emiliy I dunno she's like weird or something...

Which brings me to my bed buddy of choice, Leah! Now i don't know if we've all decided on what she is but here me out. I think she is a drunken nymphomanic party-animal who lives a quote-unqoute "alternative lifestyle". So let's break this down


Exhibit-A: Wine is one of her favorite things to recieve and sometimes give. Ex: The picnic and New Years

Exhibit-B: For some reason unbenownst to man she just has larger boobles than everyone else. Also she's rocking some dank midrift. Could be nothing or it could be Concerned Ape pushing his morals on us. Oh and she's ginger... heh...

Exhibit-C: Now her whole backstory is that she couldn't handle a serious bweisness adult life in the city so she moved and broke up with her significant other to be all artsy n' such. It is implied that she tried to be herself but society/boyfriend/girlfriend was all like NAH! I just get the vibe that she would always want to do it on the roof, go clubbing, or something and that's one of the reasons their relationship didn't work out.

Exhibit-D: If that sculpture she gives you is not an innuendo I need to reevaluate my entire life.


In conclusion, I think Leah loves to drunkenly space-bang all the time, potentially on the roof. Our internet relationship was strong as is with mutual respect, understanding, and a common willingness to punch her ex but now that I know she loves snoo snoo... Well let's just say little Naomi had better be ready for some siblings

Thoughts?

[Chloe wow]

Originally posted by Weizen1988:

Originally posted by Jhgman:

You know looking back I didn't quite realize that I sounded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy as I was writing this but I just got that vibe from some of her married dialouge and I thought it fit with her backstory. Also it'd be another example of serious and sometimes ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up backstories. Like the whole Abigail is a love child between caroline and the wizard. Probably should have clairified. Also probably should not have drank three cups of coffee. Live and learn XD

And exactly where did you pull this new theory from? Far as I can tell you still sound just as crazy.

I think I got the idea from a reddit thread that was going into the dark undertones of stardew valley specifically all of the potential marrige candidates. All I remeber is Leah, Abigail, and I think something about Sebestian smoking the mary janes. I think the specific point of reverence was that on new years eve she gives you a bottle of wine and the next morning she's all frazzled and says, "Wel that was one way to ring in the new year..."

[Sunwave]

Originally posted by Weizen1988:

Originally posted by Jhgman:

Like the whole Abigail is a love child between caroline and the wizard.

And exactly where did you pull this new theory from? Far as I can tell you still sound just as crazy.

Actually, that's not a new theory. There's a lot of "hints" that point towards it, hidden away in lines of dialogue from the wizard, caroine, pierre and maybe Abigail. I don't remember the details but it is suggested, actually. I think it's also implied that the witch, who used to be the wizard's wife, left him because she found out he had a secret child. Or something.

EDIT for Specifics:
- The wizard mentions that he probably has a daughter somewhere in the village.
- Caroline used to take walks to the forest near the tower. She stopped because Pierre didn't want her to do that anymore.
- Pierre: "Does Abigail look anything like me? Don't tell my wife, but sometimes I wonder if I'm really the father."
- Abigail has purple hair, and: "I don't remember the last time I dyed my hair", so perhaps she doesn't dye her hair at all.
- Abigail also likes to take walks to the wizard tower.
- The wizard had a fight about something with his wife (the witch) after which she left him and started cursing people.

[Desperado]

Originally posted by Sunwave:

I think it's also implied that the witch, who used to be the wizard's wife, left him because she found out he had a secret child. Or something.

As if she were in a position to choose. She's literally all green,.

[Sunwave]

Originally posted by stewartgilligangriffin:

Originally posted by Sunwave:

I think it's also implied that the witch, who used to be the wizard's wife, left him because she found out he had a secret child. Or something.

As if she were in a position to choose. She's literally all green,.

Maybe she turned green from jealousy? =P

[Vroomi]

Originally posted by SlackerBoe:

Haley is both part of a well off family and attractive. She will always be plagued with eccentric behavior developed by having a poor relationship with her parents. Since she's attractive, it will all turn out alright for her in the end.

You forgot the part where she gets banged by Alex and then dumped by him.

[amyhistoria]

Leah is only confirmed non-virgin in all marriage candidates.

[Chloe wow]

Originally posted by amyhistoria:

Leah is only confirmed non-virgin in all marriage candidates.

Also the only one with a confirmed right hook

[BloodBark]

Leah is the best, though on new years day after marriage she blushes and implies something not very subtley. I seem to remember nothing about it so I think she drugged me with the wine so she could bang all she liked.

[BloodBark]

And can you screenshot where it says that Kel raped her.

[BloodBark]

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