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Oh no he DIDN'T!!!!!!!!111
I still can't believe what Seb just said to me!!1

It was just a normal summer day, baby said he was going to take a walk by himself today, which is fine. We kissed as usual and I gave him a void egg from our chicken, Bokulina.

I came home from a long, hard day slaving out in the fields, and the first thing this boy does is give me the stink-eye and ask why I couldn't clean up the house while he was gone "at work." Gurl, I KNOW!!

I toil hard every day to put sashimi on the table, talk to the boy twice a day and kiss him, buy him all the presents, and give him pizza on Sundays when he has the munchies from staring at his vase all day! He decides to leave the house for once in his recluse-ass life and now he thinks he can order me around? ♥♥♥♥♥!!! And what mess is the boy referring to? My house is impeccably clean! Maybe he means the stockpile of frozen tears I risked my life for in the mines for his ungrateful ass!

And the next morning he's out working on his phallus on wheels, I mean motorcycle, like nothing even happened. OMG1111

Men ain't ♥♥♥♥!!!!!
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dino_inc Oct 11, 2016 @ 11:07pm 
Does he even go to work?

Anyways... Sebastian is not a nice person. STAY AWAY.
I Kinda Fail Oct 11, 2016 @ 11:08pm 
"has the munchies from staring at his vase" lol

If you're actually wondering, though, sometimes furniture is "in their way"... I'm not sure how to determine what's the right placement. I just try and leave an open path between the door, bed, fridge and nursery. :S
Depressed Croissant Oct 11, 2016 @ 11:08pm 
It's too late now!!! That's what I get for marrying his skinny emo ass!
I Kinda Fail Oct 11, 2016 @ 11:08pm 
Originally posted by dino_inc:
Does he even go to work?

Anyways... Sebastian is not a nice person. STAY AWAY.
He works from his computer. Graphic designer or something, I forget.
Depressed Croissant Oct 11, 2016 @ 11:09pm 
Originally posted by I Kinda Fail:
"has the munchies from staring at his vase" lol

If you're actually wondering, though, sometimes furniture is "in their way"... I'm not sure how to determine what's the right placement. I just try and leave an open path between the door, bed, fridge and nursery. :S

This is actually helpful information! Thank u bb. <3
Moroccan's Tone Oct 12, 2016 @ 1:11am 
That's what you get when you marry a guy with huge mommy-issues and the lack of a strong male psychological parent. I mean, ma homeboi Demetrius is all coo' n stuff, but he is one condescending ma'facka not only towards his hard-working wife, he probably ignores and condescends Sebby's skinny white ass 'till kingdom come. Just because he didn't come out his sack.
Snow Oct 12, 2016 @ 1:36am 
Originally posted by dino_inc:
Sebastian is not a nice person. STAY AWAY.
I have never cared for him either. I do the same. I typically just leave him be.
Last edited by Snow; Oct 12, 2016 @ 1:36am
TPranara Oct 14, 2016 @ 6:55pm 
npcs, have a path of choice, usually a straight line. they detest having to go around. Study this path and make sure you don't place objects near it.
Baruch_S Oct 14, 2016 @ 8:25pm 
Many of the marriage candidates seem like they failed to launch after high school. Seb needs to move out and get a full time job, take some adult responsibility for a change. Alex and Hailey both need to move in from high school. Sam spends all his time on music and skating like he's still 16. Abigail needs to get away from her parents and come up with a real plan for her life. The real challenge in this game is finding a spouse who is mature enough to be acceptable.
ynot563 Oct 14, 2016 @ 8:41pm 
Give him some emo tears(frozen tears), so he can cry alone on the couch. To be honest none of the char development cutscenes really matter, because they all revert back to their basic personalities afterwards. You can still give shane beer and he will gladly accept it.
Last edited by ynot563; Oct 14, 2016 @ 8:44pm
Snow Oct 15, 2016 @ 3:02pm 
Originally posted by Baruch_S:
Many of the marriage candidates seem like they failed to launch after high school. Seb needs to move out and get a full time job, take some adult responsibility for a change. Alex and Hailey both need to move in from high school. Sam spends all his time on music and skating like he's still 16. Abigail needs to get away from her parents and come up with a real plan for her life. The real challenge in this game is finding a spouse who is mature enough to be acceptable.
Thankfully there are a few good singles to choose from. Like Maru and Harvey.
LMAO at this whole thread
ՏԵԾՐʍՎ Oct 15, 2016 @ 3:13pm 
Honey you need to find yourself a NEW man that can treat your :Pantsu: with RESPECT

Shakes head in a sassy manner

Get yo' sef a REAL man, somebody with style and money'ay, like that mayor man OHH LAWD he thicc :steamhappy:
ՏԵԾՐʍՎ Oct 15, 2016 @ 3:23pm 
Originally posted by I Kinda Fail:
Originally posted by dino_inc:
Does he even go to work?

Anyways... Sebastian is not a nice person. STAY AWAY.
He works from his computer. Graphic designer or something, I forget.
Here to testify that not all graphic designers are Sebastian tier rude
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