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But that works too.
It usually takes me 30 minutes in-game time to get past one blocking the door. I don't EVER walk through them, they just move left and right or up and down until I manage to get that sweet spot of 1 pixel that lets me pass.
Villagers and the horse "shake" before you walk through them, I've NEVER seen a chicken "shake".
Day5, still stuck in the coop. The chickens know me by BawK BAWk, they say it with what I believe is hostility though. Probably since I stole so many of their infantile eggs.
Day10, why hasn't anyone looked for me yet? Does my wife loathe me that much that she doesn't even notice my absence for a week+? Did she talk Marnie into charming the chickens into doing this to me! I must be going mad, if I think people can conspire with chickens...
Day12, how are these things immune to my AXE!? Maybe we, humans, are the weakest link... ALL HAIL OUR CHICKEN OVERLORDS!.
Day14, I have decided to marry Roxanne for power, she is clearly the dominate chicken of the bunch. It is just for title though, these chickens have no need for a partner... their eggs are already fertile. May our marriage bring some respect to my own person & hopefully the miniscule amount of respect I earn thru this action will allow me to avoid any further extraspecies hostility.
Day20, BAWK BAWK BAWK.
BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK.
--BawK BAWk
*The rest of the journal is covered in humansized claw marks & peck marks*
It would be pretty cool to see some 'command functionality' so you could direct your animals to move out of the way, somehow. Or just to be able to pick up your chickens, even- I wonder if there's a mod for that?