MAKE SANDY A MARRIAGE CANDIDATE

[meow]

https://www.strawpoll.me/16443408

[Lena]

well, maybe you re in luck and some modder adds her to the game. CA ceased development content wise.

[Clovis Sangrail]

Sandy and Caroline and Robin and Jodi, and Pam and Marnie, too. I would like to ply them with drinks at the Stardew Saloon, then have them come back to the farm for a night of Farmer Stanley fun.

Especially Caroline. I know Pierre does not pay her enough attention.

[Lena]

Originally posted by Clovis Sangrail:

Sandy and Caroline and Robin and Jodi, and Pam and Marnie, too. I would like to ply them with drinks at the Stardew Saloon, then have them come back to the farm for a night of Farmer Stanley fun.

Especially Caroline. I know Pierre does not pay her enough attention.

caroline, jodi and robin are married though, not going to happen. doesnt matter if you think that he doesnt pay her enough attention. she seems to be happy with him.

[Clovis Sangrail]

Originally posted by Lena:

Originally posted by Clovis Sangrail:

Sandy and Caroline and Robin and Jodi, and Pam and Marnie, too. I would like to ply them with drinks at the Stardew Saloon, then have them come back to the farm for a night of Farmer Stanley fun.

Especially Caroline. I know Pierre does not pay her enough attention.

caroline, jodi and robin are married though, not going to happen. doesnt matter if you think that he doesnt pay her enough attention. she seems to be happy with him.

He probably beats her, and she's afraid to say anything. Farmer Stanley will take care of that.

And Kent is going to get called up again, so Jodi needs company.

And Robin speeds her time building barns because she is tired of him spending so much time with his 'experiments'.

They are all welcome to spend their nights with Farmer Stanley.

[-Na Shagul-]

Originally posted by Clovis Sangrail:

Originally posted by Lena:

caroline, jodi and robin are married though, not going to happen. doesnt matter if you think that he doesnt pay her enough attention. she seems to be happy with him.

He probably beats her, and she's afraid to say anything. Farmer Stanley will take care of that.

And Kent is going to get called up again, so Jodi needs company.

And Robin speeds her time building barns because she is tired of him spending so much time with his 'experiments'.

They are all welcome to spend their nights with Farmer Stanley.

Why do you feel the need to inject your headcanon harem into every thread? Just curious

[Clovis Sangrail]

Originally posted by -Na Shagul-:

Originally posted by Clovis Sangrail:

He probably beats her, and she's afraid to say anything. Farmer Stanley will take care of that.

And Kent is going to get called up again, so Jodi needs company.

And Robin speeds her time building barns because she is tired of him spending so much time with his 'experiments'.

They are all welcome to spend their nights with Farmer Stanley.

Why do you feel the need to inject your headcanon harem into every thread? Just curious

Because Grandpa came to me in a vision and said if I repeat it often enough, it will come true.

Why does everyone else post idiot comments like "Make Sandy (Or Marnie. Or whoever) a marriage candidate"?

Why do people talk about the marriagable NPCs like they are real?

The answer to all of these questions, including yours, is an emphatic "Why not?"

[DeadΘDogsΔCorpse]

Originally posted by Clovis Sangrail:

Originally posted by -Na Shagul-:

Why do you feel the need to inject your headcanon harem into every thread? Just curious

Because Grandpa came to me in a vision and said if I repeat it often enough, it will come true.

Why does everyone else post idiot comments like "Make Sandy (Or Marnie. Or whoever) a marriage candidate"?

Why do people talk about the marriagable NPCs like they are real?

The answer to all of these questions, including yours, is an emphatic "Why not?"

Asking for a (presumably) single character to be added as a marriage option is one thing, but talking about "spending nights" with married women and stealing them from their husbands is sick, whether they are real or not.

[Anita Coffee]

........Staying out of the questionably moral argument, but I really want to marry Marnie. Lewis is a jerk. They should make Clint available too, he's such a bear!

[Mr. Aqua]

This thread is funny.

[Sue]

Yup, it's making me chuckle.

On a more serious note (not), I have two married friends who might enjoy Farmer Stanley's company. Perhaps they could become new members of Stardew Valley's community.

[Jaye Moonwing]

Originally posted by Anita Coffee:

.They should make Clint available too

I second this - I have a real soft spot for the poor dude...

...and no, I didn't mean that as a euphemism, before anyone asks... ¬.¬

[Pockets314]

Originally posted by Jaye Moonwing:

Originally posted by Anita Coffee:

.They should make Clint available too

I second this - I have a real soft spot for the poor dude...

...and no, I didn't mean that as a euphemism, before anyone asks... ¬.¬

What they should do is not have Emily as a marriage candidate anymore, switch her with Sandy, and let Clint a Emily have a chance to be together after that date they had.

[DeadΘDogsΔCorpse]

Originally posted by ArtemisBME:

Originally posted by Jaye Moonwing:

I second this - I have a real soft spot for the poor dude...

...and no, I didn't mean that as a euphemism, before anyone asks... ¬.¬

What they should do is not have Emily as a marriage candidate anymore, switch her with Sandy, and let Clint a Emily have a chance to be together after that date they had.

YES! I felt bad for Clint after they made Emily a marriage candidate.

[Pockets314]

Originally posted by Ridley:

Originally posted by ArtemisBME:

What they should do is not have Emily as a marriage candidate anymore, switch her with Sandy, and let Clint a Emily have a chance to be together after that date they had.

YES! I felt bad for Clint after they made Emily a marriage candidate.

Right?! It made no sense! You're still continuing to try to help him woo the love of his poor, lonely life, the only women who loves rocks as much as he does; but then all she's doing the whole time now is falling for you instead!

[Anita Coffee]

Nuuuu I want them all available! Everyone gets a turn in my world.