Why Do the Bachelors SUCK (Discussions)

[TastyAlpacas]

This is highly opinion base

So - as a girl and a very straight girl - why do the bachelors suck absolute poop in this game? Not trying to bash on the creator for the guys, but they're just so...non-charming. They're big, huge stereotypes and it just makes their personality seem so predictable, boring, and uninteresting. I'm only wooing Shane just so I can unlock the blue chickens, but to be honest he is probably the most relatable character(due to struggling with severe depression myself). Even then he's just a complete deadbeat, alcoholic, no-life loser . Not saying everyone who has depression is like that, but moreover you have a choice to seek help and do something about it. Depression isn't easily fixed especially if it's purely off of genetics. Anyways, here is my thoughts on the bachelors.

Sebastian - Aka The Stereotypical Emo Moocher
I can't even get over the fact that he just looks like a sad emo kid...Not only that he smokes and it's hugely unnatractive. However, he is a gamer which I do not mind since I'm a gamer myself. He doesn't even friggen' work.
On the bright side, his post-marriage dialogue is quite nice and cute. He's rather sensitive to emotions and seems to care about your emotions greatly...But he appears to be a huge moocher with one of his lines being Thanks to your farm I can do what I want with my life . Do your own damn work!

Harvey - The Stereotypical Nice, Awkward Nerd
Probably the least bachelor that sucks. His stache on the other hand though...and yes I know there is a mod for that. I looked at his earlier designs without a stache, oh my lord, he looks hot! He appears to be really cheerful, loving, and not only that but he has a damn job. The after marriage dialogue is to die for...he worries about you coming to the ER all the time, and always declares his undying love for you. Despite his appearance, he'd be my first choice.
Massages ;)

Sam - Stereotypical Rocker With Dad Issues. Plus A Slight Moocher
I mean, at least he worked part-time at Joja mart unlike his other emo friend. Ugh! I hate it when a man doesn't know how to cook...he always, as I've read, talks about his mother's cooking. Like, damn...you're an adult. Shouldn't you know how to cook by now at least? Plus he lives with his mom! It'd be understandable if he's still schooling, but he's not. I don't know. Just something about a man who isn't in school, has had plenty of time to save up money for even an apartment, sounds hugely unnattractive to me. Buuuut, at least he's nice, right?
He's also a damn slob apparently

Elliot - Stereotypical Pretty Boy
He's really fabulous. Really nice guy unlike the other pricks...Good thing that he's a romantic as well! Also, novelists can be quite hot...very cute that I'd be the "inspiration" he's looking for. Not a big fan of his Fabio look whatsoever...It's funny that the least attractive guys are the most marryable. Harvey and Elliot cough cough. Definitely my second choice among the bachelors

Alex - Stereotypical Dumb Jock. Parent Issues
Ugh, I hate this stereotype so much..plus he undermines the fact that I'm a girl when he asks me that I probably couldn't play football(?) with him. Ah, so he's the guy that stereotypes women, hmm? No wonder why he's such good friends with Miss Lil B**ch, Haley . Yes, I hate Haley a lot. Don't care if she opens up after getting to know her. She's a huge stereotype and I hate it...I wouldn't want to get to know a person if they are straight up rude to me to begin with. Anyways, Alex would be my third choice just because his cocky side reminds me of my boyfriend, and his appearance is SIMILAR to his. Despite all of that his post marriage dialogue is quite sweet. Very caring, athletic husband.
“Make sure you stay warm this winter. I worry about your delicate skin.” SUUUPER CUTE

Shane - Stereotypical "Emotional Baggage" That Is a Huge Junkie Alcoholic
I've already stated my thoughts way above. I really, really wish that there is events after marrying him to try and help him turn over a new leaf. Maybe receiving counseling at the clinic could be an option? Of course getting help and actually seeing the benefits takes a very long time, but I think it would be worthwhile. Really, if there was events where Shane starts actually developing in character and getting better, or at least trying really hard(since I know what it is like with depression), then he'd be my number one choice! But, since he is an alcoholic(which I'm not a fan of beings my father is one), a slob, and someone who has major depression but doesn't do much about it is bottom tier. You'd think that marrying someone who genuinely cares for you and loves you would make you motivated enough to feel motivation to change yourself...but with Shane that's not the case!
At least he works at Joja Mart, right?

Final Thoughts
Harvey, Elliot, and Alex are in my opinion the "best choices" with Harvey being the absolute best despite his appearance. Shane is bottom tier and I would regret marrying him. Every other guy is middle tier.
Despite being straight and not being into marrying a female in-game(since I associate these games with my real self), if anything I would either marry Leah or Abigail. Abby seems really cool and "different". She loves catching frogs in the rain and going to the graveyard haha! Leah is also another huuuge choice since she's an artist!! I'm an artist as well.

Maybe someday we will receive updates with these poorly developed bachelors, or have better options in the future.

Remember This is Opinion Based!

[Hiroshi Mishima]

I remember when I first started playing the game and I could not stand Haley, but the way she grows and changes as you befriend her saw both her, and my opinion of her, do a complete 180. She went from being the least likely marriage candidate to the top on on my original playthrough.

Meanwhile, you have Penny who just kinda.. I dunno, there's something about off-putting about her. She puts on a brave face yet is clearly unhappy, and shy, and I think she reminds me of a huge romance genre cliche.

I feel like most of the characters have their pros and cons, some obviously more than others, and what you personally find unlikeable or intollerable won't be the same for someone else. My ex likes Sebastion but is completely put off by the fact he smokes. I really like Emily but she is ALL over the damn place. And she likes clowns which I loath vehemently.

I do agree with the general sentiment that Alex never /really/ stops being a dumb jock. He's got a bit of a tragic backstory, but it doesn't really excuse the way he acts. Haley, on the other hand, comes from a completely different world and gradually opens up to your way of life and grows and gets better.

And then you have Elliot who is.. I dunno, he has his moments, but overall he's just the "mysterious writer" that lives alone and has almost no development.

[Vroomi]

Originally posted by Xuhybrid:

The girls aren't stereotypes?

They are.

Abigail's a gamer girl, Leah's an artist that lives close to nature (and if that isn't the common ideal for an artist, i don't know what is), Hayley's your middle-school queen-bee, Maru's the smart black girl, Emily I have no idea but considering that the rest are stereotypes, there's no reason for Emily to not be and Penny's the shy girl.

[Killroy]

No person is perfect, nor is the images that a person creates.

[(ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)งBonesMcSpook]

I'm a straight guy and I agree with you. Out of curiosity because I didnt know that different people do slightly different things on the farm I looked up all the post marriage stuff.

Shane actually annoys me so much. I caught eye of him talking about pizza on your breath while looking for what he does and it made me want to make him hate me lol.

Meanwhile pretty much all the girls are pretty likable people. To me at least. I did initially think some of them were annoying until I saw their whole stories and how they change.

[TastyAlpacas]

Originally posted by Vroomvroom:

Originally posted by Xuhybrid:

The girls aren't stereotypes?

They are.

Abigail's a gamer girl, Leah's an artist that lives close to nature (and if that isn't the common ideal for an artist, i don't know what is), Hayley's your middle-school queen-bee, Maru's the smart black girl, Emily I have no idea but considering that the rest are stereotypes, there's no reason for Emily to not be and Penny's the shy girl.

I think Emily may or may not be your typical hippie girl mixed with those who are into astrology and meditation.

She seems to also be the typical girl who wants nothing more than peace for the world and leave all hatred behind.
I think she also may do some drugs to be honest.

[TastyAlpacas]

Originally posted by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)M R . B O N E S:

I'm a straight guy and I agree with you. Out of curiosity because I didnt know that different people do slightly different things on the farm I looked up all the post marriage stuff.

Shane actually annoys me so much. I caught eye of him talking about pizza on your breath while looking for what he does and it made me want to make him hate me lol.

Meanwhile pretty much all the girls are pretty likable people. To me at least. I did initially think some of them were annoying until I saw their whole stories and how they change.

Yeahhh...not exactly romantic of Shane to comment about pizza on your damn breath. I get it some girls may like it, but I honestly think most people would like it if he were JUST a friend. He seems to be good as a friend, but as a marriage candidate? ♥♥♥♥ that

[Vroomi]

Originally posted by TastyAlpacasRUs:

Originally posted by Vroomvroom:

They are.

Abigail's a gamer girl, Leah's an artist that lives close to nature (and if that isn't the common ideal for an artist, i don't know what is), Hayley's your middle-school queen-bee, Maru's the smart black girl, Emily I have no idea but considering that the rest are stereotypes, there's no reason for Emily to not be and Penny's the shy girl.

I think Emily may or may not be your typical hippie girl mixed with those who are into astrology and meditation.

She seems to also be the typical girl who wants nothing more than peace for the world and leave all hatred behind.
I think she also may do some drugs to be honest.

That last part seems accurate considering one of her heart events.

[Leslian Lexter]

Interesting read. Ive never thought of it like this. I have no personal connection to any of the bachelors or bachelorettes. I do think Marnie is a stupid fat cow though.

[Tako]

Yeah, relationships aren't exactly the strongest aspect of this game. Can't be excellent at everything, I guess.
Agreeing with many other comments, I think most of the bachelor/ettes are too young. I've had two farmers so far - a man and a woman - and I envisioned both of them in their 30s. Dating was super awkward because of that. Sam and Abigail are the biggest turn-offs for me. I swear they look and behave like teens. Penny and Harvey seem to be the most "sane" option for marriage, I suppose.

I'm not a fan of DLC, but I'll be damned if I wouldn't buy a character pack. Especially with the years passing in-game, I'd love to see some new (and older) faces.

[letsTPKothers]

I agree. The characters are massively underdeveloped, but on purpose. Clearly.

Their goal is to make money, not an epic game. Being as Vague as possible in every aspect of writing allows them to shove the product in front of all ages. Especially the brain dead Teens. Hence the stero types.


I'm so glad CD Project Red exists. I would have gave up on the game industry long ago otherwise.

[Reidell]

we all have our opinions,on my side, harvey or elliot are not attarctive at all. I love alex and since i married him,i never change my decision. They might be stereotypical, but imagine that they were all alike, no fun right? As i said,its all about the players perception.

[Ape-tier Buffoonery]

Penny would just be the Librarian girl from Harvest moon if she didn't have Maru and the kids to keep her from being socially inept.

Really everyone in the town are stereotypes. But truthfully everyone in real life are probably stereotypes. Lol even if you went out of your way to not be one you'd just fall into the wacky/individual stereotype.

*shrugs* it's a farming sim not a dating sim. I don't judge it on its weak points but praise it for it's merits.