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feind Jan 10, 2018 @ 11:19am
Junimo Kart
I'm close to a fit of autistic rage. Been trying to beat progress mode for hours now, since it's the only thing stopping me from 100%ing the achievements.

Screw me, for all the polish that went into this game, the dev surely must have noticed that the RNG often creates tracks that are *literally* impossible to beat. At least use pre-generated, beatable tracks for progress mode, throw in some more lives, allow us to restart sections only instead of the whole game, whatever.

Are there any cheats, hacks, bugs or anything at all that makes Junimo Kart more bearable? Prairie King already was about as enjoyable as being sodomized in a public restroom, but this mini game takes the cake.
And I don't even have a funny quip to explain how I feel about the lives being nerfed down from 5 to 3.
Last edited by feind; Jan 10, 2018 @ 11:23am
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feind Jan 10, 2018 @ 11:29am 
I want to die.
dino_inc Jan 10, 2018 @ 11:35am 
None of the achievements requires Junimo Kart, though. The one hidden achievement for a game is Prairie King, not Junimo.

And yes, the game is rage inducing and should never be attempted unless you wish to go insane.
Last edited by dino_inc; Jan 10, 2018 @ 11:36am
feind Jan 10, 2018 @ 11:40am 
it feels so good to not be alone with that opinion, thanks man <3

Originally posted by dino_inc:
the game is rage inducing and should never be attempted unless you wish to go insane
Jan 10, 2018 @ 12:18pm 
Originally posted by dino_inc:
None of the achievements requires Junimo Kart, though. The one hidden achievement for a game is Prairie King, not Junimo.

And yes, the game is rage inducing and should never be attempted unless you wish to go insane.

Thank you we're not alone in our depression of not being this damn thing.
Lunar Hexagon Aug 14, 2019 @ 1:03pm 
you remember when minigames in games were fun and not just stupid unbeatable things?
IronHide Aug 14, 2019 @ 1:50pm 
I detest both minigames equally.
There's mods to both the Arcade Machines. I tried both. Get's you what you need at the end of the day; without harming anyone unlike other games' multiplayer hacks (wallhack, aimbot, etc etc).
Ryvaken Tadrya Aug 15, 2019 @ 5:16pm 
I played the Impossible Game to calm down from Jumino Kart.
Originally posted by SG Shingo-_-Yabuki:
There's mods to both the Arcade Machines. I tried both. Get's you what you need at the end of the day; without harming anyone unlike other games' multiplayer hacks (wallhack, aimbot, etc etc).
The only relevant mods I found are outdated and marked as unreliable.
Eh? Are you sure? May I have your email so I can share google drive link with you. It worked for me last week. Got both Arcade machines on my farm now. The cart give unlimited lives. And the shooting one, invincible. Still gotta play through the stages though.
Ryvaken Tadrya Aug 19, 2019 @ 8:04am 
What are the mods called?
Infinite Junimo Cart Lives
PrairieKingMadeEasy
Pockets314 Aug 20, 2019 @ 10:52am 
All I want is for achievements to not be tied to a useless, almost unwinable minigame that's irrelevant to the rest of the game.
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Date Posted: Jan 10, 2018 @ 11:19am
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