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QuestionCat Dec 13, 2016 @ 9:30pm
Emily smokes? What?!
I got married to her and every so often she stand by the cliff and smokes, which is never alluded to before. For a girl about a healthy lifestyle and mind that seems very uncharacteristic.
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Sigh-Phi-Guy Dec 13, 2016 @ 10:49pm 
she only married you for your "herb" garden.
I Kinda Fail Dec 13, 2016 @ 11:08pm 
What is she smoking?
Woudo Dec 13, 2016 @ 11:08pm 
She's a stereotypical hippie, dude. She's all about the """natural remedies""", hemp clothing, energy crystals and wafting scented candle smoke up her ass. She probably listens to "psychadelic chill" or "windchime ASMR" on her ipod and has half a dozen buddha statues in her front garden. Her smoking a few cones out on the cliffside while she "philosophizes" about the meaning of life and ♥♥♥♥, like "wow dude we're like, specks of dust compared in this universe dude, like, if I rolled off this cliff and faceplanted on the jagged rocks below, like, it wouldn't even effect the grand scheme, like, ♥♥♥♥ i'm so high, trippin balls of this crystal ganja kush." should not come as a surprise. If anything, you should be surprised you don't find a few additional 'crops' taking up space in the back corner of greenhouse one day.

Emily is the absolute worst girl. She's the female equivalent of Shane. They're both dropkicks working deadend jobs that spend all their time indulging their vices and simmering in their own self-defeat. Emily wears a smile on the outside but she's a maelstrom of swirling emotions on the inside, and that's why she spends every waking moment trying to pray, meditate, relax or otherwise knock her brain out of the real-world and into something more enjoyable; like a drug-induced coma.
QuestionCat Dec 14, 2016 @ 12:35am 
Originally posted by Woudo:
She's a stereotypical hippie, dude. She's all about the """natural remedies""", hemp clothing, energy crystals and wafting scented candle smoke up her ass. She probably listens to "psychadelic chill" or "windchime ASMR" on her ipod and has half a dozen buddha statues in her front garden. Her smoking a few cones out on the cliffside while she "philosophizes" about the meaning of life and ♥♥♥♥, like "wow dude we're like, specks of dust compared in this universe dude, like, if I rolled off this cliff and faceplanted on the jagged rocks below, like, it wouldn't even effect the grand scheme, like, ♥♥♥♥ i'm so high, trippin balls of this crystal ganja kush." should not come as a surprise. If anything, you should be surprised you don't find a few additional 'crops' taking up space in the back corner of greenhouse one day.

Emily is the absolute worst girl. She's the female equivalent of Shane. They're both dropkicks working deadend jobs that spend all their time indulging their vices and simmering in their own self-defeat. Emily wears a smile on the outside but she's a maelstrom of swirling emotions on the inside, and that's why she spends every waking moment trying to pray, meditate, relax or otherwise knock her brain out of the real-world and into something more enjoyable; like a drug-induced coma.

I dont care if she gets high on ganja dude, makes sense in that regard.
AN Dec 14, 2016 @ 12:49am 
Originally posted by Woudo:
She's a stereotypical hippie, dude. She's all about the """natural remedies""", hemp clothing, energy crystals and wafting scented candle smoke up her ass. She probably listens to "psychadelic chill" or "windchime ASMR" on her ipod and has half a dozen buddha statues in her front garden. Her smoking a few cones out on the cliffside while she "philosophizes" about the meaning of life and ♥♥♥♥, like "wow dude we're like, specks of dust compared in this universe dude, like, if I rolled off this cliff and faceplanted on the jagged rocks below, like, it wouldn't even effect the grand scheme, like, ♥♥♥♥ i'm so high, trippin balls of this crystal ganja kush." should not come as a surprise. If anything, you should be surprised you don't find a few additional 'crops' taking up space in the back corner of greenhouse one day.

Emily is the absolute worst girl. She's the female equivalent of Shane. They're both dropkicks working deadend jobs that spend all their time indulging their vices and simmering in their own self-defeat. Emily wears a smile on the outside but she's a maelstrom of swirling emotions on the inside, and that's why she spends every waking moment trying to pray, meditate, relax or otherwise knock her brain out of the real-world and into something more enjoyable; like a drug-induced coma.
You must be a lot of fun at parties.

What is your purpose in life, what grand action leaves you so self-important and aggressive to be personally judgemental towards those who simply live, including mere representations of such people?
rad rat ray Dec 14, 2016 @ 8:51pm 
are you sure she's smoking? I've never seen her do that, only sebastian
QuestionCat Dec 14, 2016 @ 10:53pm 
Originally posted by rad rat ray:
are you sure she's smoking? I've never seen her do that, only sebastian
she does it by the edge of the cliff somedays
rad rat ray Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:05am 
Originally posted by Adorablekitten:
Originally posted by rad rat ray:
are you sure she's smoking? I've never seen her do that, only sebastian
she does it by the edge of the cliff somedays

which cliff? the one in cindersap forest?
QuestionCat Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:03pm 
Originally posted by rad rat ray:
Originally posted by Adorablekitten:
she does it by the edge of the cliff somedays

which cliff? the one in cindersap forest?
No in town, I figured out its not her smoking. It's a flower behind her that makes it look like something is lighting up in her hand.
rad rat ray Dec 16, 2016 @ 6:25am 
Originally posted by Adorablekitten:
Originally posted by rad rat ray:

which cliff? the one in cindersap forest?
No in town, I figured out its not her smoking. It's a flower behind her that makes it look like something is lighting up in her hand.

ah alright, I didn't think she smoked haha
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