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Expectorate Nov 25, 2017 @ 3:10am
The super cucumber request.
I'm killing myself laughing here. Maybe I should give Haley more credit, putting a request like that up on the public billboard. Bold. Very bold. Or it's for some secret skin cream she thinks every girl uses and has noooo idea what it sounds like.

Does she actually mean a cucumber, as in the vegetable? Or a Sea cucumber?
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MobiusPizza Nov 25, 2017 @ 3:39am 
Sea cucumber, you can fish it. You can get the cucumber and the super cucumber
But yes, it sounds like she isn't gonna eat it ;)
Expectorate Nov 25, 2017 @ 3:59am 
And yet, unless she's got some weirdo fetish(aint ruling that out), I'm thinking she's more of the 'cosmo said it's great for the skin!' crowd.

Or she doesn't realise it's a sea cucumber. As in a squishy fish thing. Not a mostly firm vegetable.

Either way, hilarity ensues.
Expectorate Nov 25, 2017 @ 12:55pm 
Ok, seriously. I've tried resetting twice now and I can't catch one of the bloody things. Mid range rod, a little bit of wild bait, and five levels of fishing.

Am I setting myself too hard a challenge here?
TheAlmightyQ Nov 25, 2017 @ 1:35pm 
Originally posted by Expectorate:
Ok, seriously. I've tried resetting twice now and I can't catch one of the bloody things. Mid range rod, a little bit of wild bait, and five levels of fishing.

Am I setting myself too hard a challenge here?

Depends on how good at the fishing you are, I've caught super cucumber at that level with regular bait no problem... Try getting the iridium rod and a bobber, buy a trout soup from Willy, or if you can find one a dish o the sea... Keep at it and you'll catch one :steamhappy:
Watchful Liz Nov 28, 2017 @ 3:56pm 
I noticed on the bulletin board myself it said she wanted a Joja Cola instead. A cola can. That girl must have an epic "cavern" down there. *shudders*
rincewind Nov 28, 2017 @ 6:05pm 
Originally posted by Expectorate:
Ok, seriously. I've tried resetting twice now and I can't catch one of the bloody things. Mid range rod, a little bit of wild bait, and five levels of fishing.

Am I setting myself too hard a challenge here?
The supercucumber can be pretty challenging, unless the RNG smiles to you.
And with that rod and stats, without food, the more you depend of the kindness of the RNG Godess. :svmel:
Expectorate Nov 28, 2017 @ 7:41pm 
Originally posted by l1z4rdbr34th:
I noticed on the bulletin board myself it said she wanted a Joja Cola instead. A cola can. That girl must have an epic "cavern" down there. *shudders*

...either that or a hella lot of lubricant and patience.

Dammit, now every time I see anything posted by Haley on the bulletin board I'm gonna be dreading what on earth she's doing with it.
rincewind Nov 29, 2017 @ 4:11am 
Originally posted by red255:
Pretty sure she asked for the good old purple mushroom once. specifically requiring it to be delivered by a male townsperson.
Heh, I remember Haley posting for several 'questionable' things... but she asked for a girl to deliver it. 'Girls only'.
Maybe it's because I'm playing as female? :svmel:
Watchful Liz Nov 29, 2017 @ 2:36pm 
Originally posted by rincewind:
Originally posted by red255:
Pretty sure she asked for the good old purple mushroom once. specifically requiring it to be delivered by a male townsperson.
Heh, I remember Haley posting for several 'questionable' things... but she asked for a girl to deliver it. 'Girls only'.
Maybe it's because I'm playing as female? :svmel:
That's the best part about this game! All eligible bachelors and bacheloretts can go both ways! :steamhappy:
Expectorate Nov 30, 2017 @ 2:34am 
While I know they can go both ways, Alex(gridball guy?) strikes me as kinda gay. So does Leah for that matter. The others seem more like your standard 'hetero unless the player decides otherwise', or flagrantly bi(Elliot and the blue-haired hippy girl Emily).
rincewind Nov 30, 2017 @ 5:23am 
Well, I maybe am(lies, I'm very) biassed. But in my headcanon both Caroline and Jodi are gay (and had a thing for each other) but married because social pressure. :cupcakeelf:

And Penny is too cute to be hetero. :svmel:

Plus, now that you're talking about it Expectorate, I can see that about Alex.
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Date Posted: Nov 25, 2017 @ 3:10am
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