Rotten Tomatoes: A Minor Suggestion

[Shylok Vakarian]

No, I'm not suggesting that anything should rot, it was just a good title for the thread. If you post down below something along the lines of "No, we should not have food rotting added to the game, it would ruin everything", you are a moron.

I recently encountered the tomato debate between Demetrius and Robin. After I made my choice (I chose Vegetable, even though I knew the correct answer was Fruit, because we're trying to apply common sense here), I thought of a picture of a funny Reddit DnD post, specifically DnD Stats Explained With Tomatoes. If you haven't seen it yet, here's a recreation:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
>A tomato based fruit salad would simply be salsa.
>>GUYS I FOUND THE BARD!

I want you to focus on the lines Intelligence and Wisdom. Wouldn't it be interesting to have an option to end the argument by saying "You know, there's a saying about that. 'Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.'"?

Just my two cents. :)

[LuckySara]

Psh, forget the wisdom, I'll gladly put my tomatoes in my salad

[abenlen]

Thanks for the clarification, Dino. I freely admit to derailing, but since that derailment was put on track by the title, I don't feel so bad about. At least we're not in a huge arguement thread what ends with a mass banning threat, so it is a refreshing change.

[Shylok Vakarian]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από LuckySara:

Psh, forget the wisdom, I'll gladly put my tomatoes in my salad

>fruit salad
Not a normal salad

[LuckySara]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Shylok Vakarian:

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από LuckySara:

Psh, forget the wisdom, I'll gladly put my tomatoes in my salad

>fruit salad
Not a normal salad

no such thing as a 'normal' salad :P