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Fallout creepypasta: F*ckout
I don’t really know sh*t about fallout, but with Wikipedia and fandom’s help I give you the fallout creepypasta I was talking about recently, I’m also going to publish another three stories something f*ck it let’s get to the story (fun fact: the voice actor’s name for master is Jim C*mming)
Hello mommy, here’s what happened, I play on your laptop right? And I play games on it right? Well, the was this one time where a simple role-playing game got me into deep sh*t. I don’t normally play new games like fortnite, call of duty, six siege blah blah blah, I’m more of a 90’s kid, even though I was born in 2011, I’m still into old as* games. One off my favorites was the original fallout, and only fallout 1 because fallout 3 and 4 f*cking suck in my opinion, but I’ve always played fallout on your laptop. I had so much fun on the game, blasting stupid ghouls with my Gatling laser, exploring open rpg like wastelands, while making trades and communicating with life-like npcs. I went on certain quests, and masturbated when I accomplished some, because I was so excited. Everything was beautiful, that was until I received my final quest; to destroy the super mutant race and outsmart master in Los Angeles vault. I know mommy, you have absolutely no idea what the actual f*ck I’m talking about, but just listen. I suited up my power armor and headed to the location. Finally, I can tell those super mutants to f*ck off! So, when I got there, the place was f*cking hideous, blood and weird flesh things everywhere, and there was a lot of followers in stupid purple robes, a lot. I chose to take the peaceful route, where I make master kill himself, and follow just that by watching the game walkthrough. But I noticed something that was different. Something that wasn’t in the walkthrough. Some parts of the walls and floors were covered with c*m, but I shrugged it off as a texture glitch and proceeding to talk to Daniel before he took me to the master. I had the speech with him, following what I actually needed to say, but instead of master being convinced and killing himself, he said something else. “my children CHILDREN of the the cathedral all have sucked my d*ck SUcKeD My D*Ck and I have tasted all of their sp*rm. The proof that you have given GIvEn was not mUTAnt MuTAnT sp*rm, but sp*rm from Jeremiah JErEMIah. Your atTEmpTS of fooling me have failed FAIled, prepare for punishment PUNiShMEnt.” But instead of my character being faced with a wall of bullets, nothing happened after that, but I couldn’t move anywhere. Then suddenly, long tentacle p*nises sprouted from the ground leaking c*m. Master smiled as he wrapped his p*nises around my legs and arms, stripping me of my robes and started to shove one of the tentacles in my as*hole. The animation seemed so real, like the developers actually implemented it into the game. The sprite of my character was being moved back and forth, while more tentacle p*nises appeared and wrapped themselves around my character’s body. A smaller tentacle p*nis came and shoved itself in my as*hole, along with the bigger one. I was horrified. After what seemed like hours, both p*nises dropped a load in my as*. But it wasn’t over, as the master shoved 5 little p*nises in my mouth. After two hours of torture, my character exploded in to bloody body parts, c*m and blood everywhere. Then my computer shut down and wouldn’t turn back on. I then thought to myself, what if one of my steam friends have tampered with my game and hacked it? I did give em all access to my account though, nah, I trust my friends. So, I went to bed since it got late. A half an hour later, trying to get into a comfortable position, watching youtube videos and masturbating to some Hitomi Shizuki porn, I finally got tired and closed my eyes. But as I closed my eyes, I heard a squishy tapping noise coming from my huge as* closet. I got so f*cking scared I think I c*mmed a little. The door busted open, and as soon as I was going to accept the fact that I’m going to get nailed by master, I saw that it was…. Hitomi? She came out of the closet with her newly brushed green hair, and her sparkling huge green eyes. She was in a stripper costume and it was so f*cking hot my boner grew to a height I’ve never seen before. She then spoke “oh Jack Offer, please insert your huge Alabaman c*ck in my small loli slit.” She then took off her bra and panties, revealing her freshman t*tties and her gorgeous p*ssy. But as I was about to take my Jimmy Deans sausage and slam that thing in her, several p*nis tentacles bursted out of her sides and they wrapped around my body and limbs. She then took off her mask, it was master. Tentacles sprouted from him and injected themselves into my computer. The computer turned on and he started speaking from the computer; “hello HElLo mr JaCK, you thought you saw the last THE LaSt of me? mE? You’re a foolish c*nt for thinking that was one of your favorite FAvoRitE anime characters. PrEpAre for your ultimate ultIMatE punishment!”. I tried screaming but he wrapped a tentacle around my mouth, so I couldn’t speak. He ripped my d*ck off and slammed two tenacles in my bladder and shoved three down my as*hole. And slammed one huge one in my mouth. I was in so much pain, you wouldn’t believe it. Just as my body was about to explode, I woke up. It was a nightmare. I checked my pants and I happily sighed to see my glorious p*nis was still there. But how did I feel the pain though? That was one question I kept asking myself. I later found out that it could happen on google, so never mind. It was 3:30 am, so I had to get back to bed! But I was feeling parched after that dream, so I went to go get myself a glass of water downstairs, you and the others were sleeping mommy. But as I went downstairs, a large, dark, muscular shadowy figure was at the bottom of the step, it looked like a super mutant from fallout. As soon as I saw it, a horrible chill went down my spine. Me and the figure just stood there, having a face off, and after a few moments, the figure started to walk up the stairs, I got frightened and ran back to my room, and closed the door. There was no lock on my door, so I hid in my huge closed, and stuffed myself into a big basket full of laundry. After a minute, the figure walked into my room, and what I saw horrified me. He had a c*ck the size of a blue whale and it was huge, holy sh*t. He then said in a deep raspy voice, “wheeeeeere aaaaaaarrreee yooouuuuu?” I started to cry silently, not that I was scared, but it was that his voice was so loud it pierced my ear drums, I wonder how you couldn’t’ve heard it. After two minutes of the mutant searching around in my room, he took a quick peek in my closet and then left to check under my bed, as he wasn’t facing the closet, I took a metal can I found in the basket and threw it out the door, and it rolled down the stairs, making a noisy distraction. The mutant heard the noise and ran out of my room and went down the stairs to search for me. This was my time to escape from that huge horny f*ck. I carefully opened the window and tried to escape, but my room was on the top floor of my house which was 2 stories high. I had to make a rope or a safe fall, so I used most of the laundry as a safe fall. Also, just as I was about to jump through the window, the mutant came into my room and sprinted at me. I jumped into the pile of laundry, not breaking a bone at all. I ran my way to a police car I saw, and they arrested me because I was naked. They took me home where you guys had yelled at me and whipped me with a phone charger. You guys then grounded me and sent me to my room, and daddy locked the door with a lock he found. I stayed there for twenty-two hours until the next night came, and it was time for me to go to bed. As I laid down in bed, the closet door busted open. The Mutant was hiding there the whole time! I screamed as he grabbed me with his huge green hands and said “did you really think that was a nightmare? It was a scripted warning from master, the one who sent me to f*ck your as*hole until you explode with c*m”. He turned me around and shoved his huge c*ck in my as*hole. It was so f*cking painful it felt like my intestines became a straight line. I then saw that I hid my knife in the blanket, I took it and slit his arm open, causing him to fall back, with his c*ck coming out of my as*hole. I ran out the window and jumped out, not having a care in the world. I ended up only just spraining my ankle, and I limped my way back into the house into my dad’s room, where he contacted the ambulance and then treated me. I passed out in the ambulance and woke up in the hospital, and my stomach felt terrible. The doctor came in saying “ah Jack Offer! I see you’re awake, your anal area was split open, and we had to stitch it up together. We also had to treat and rearrange your intestines and removed the excess s*men in your intestines for some weird reason, but that’s all taken care of now, don’t worry, you’ll be fine, someone just wants to ask you a couple of questions, that’s all.” He walked out the door and a few seconds later, a man in a black suit came in. he said, “hey there, it seems you were a victim of r*pe, and I’d just want you to give us feedback, so we can catch this suspect. Now, was the suspect one of your parents?”, “no” I said. “Then what did he look like?”. I told him it was a super mutant, but he didn’t believe me. “Look kid, this is not a game, ok? This is serious business, now, give me information on what the suspect looked like, ok?” I just told him that I passed out and I didn’t know what he looked like. He sighed and walked out the door. But he didn’t actually walk out the door, he just stood there, facing the door. “Are you sure?”, he said, but, he sounded a lot deeper now. The lights shut off suddenly and the only thing that was lighting the room was the moonlight. I saw him, as he took off his mask which revealed master’s face. I gasped but then gained the courage to speak up to him. “YOU MOTHERF*CKER! YOU CAN’T HURT ME! THIS IS A DREAM AND I WILL WAKE UP IN MY BED IN A FEW MINUTES!!!”, but then he replied; “oh, this is no dream DReAM, this is REaL”. He grabbed me with on of his tentacles and it actually felt real. He pulled me towards him, where he was ready to penetrate my as* with his tentacle p*nises. I had to do something, quick! I saw a scalpel on the floor and grabbed it, and I cut his tentacle off, he didn’t seem to feel any pain, since he didn’t flinch once. I ran to the window, thank goodness I was on the bottom floor. I ran to the front desk where I told the reception desk what happened. Two doctors followed me into my hospital room, and everything was normal, master wasn’t there, and there was no blood on the floor. They thought I was crazy, so they drove me to a mental hospital where they diagnosed me with schizophrenia. I don’t know what that means mommy, but you can tell me later. I was sent to a white room, with no closets, no windows, and the doors were sealed shut, the only openings I could see were an air vent, and a shower and a shower drain. A toilet with no water in it, and a sink, the water was filtered, so I can drink out of it. I actually felt pretty safe at the time, I slept there a couple of nights, taking pills, medication for some reason, but then, the horror came back, on the 6th night, the air vent open, and tentacle p*nises came out of the toilet, air vent, sink drain, and shower drain. Master’s head came out of the vent as he smiled at me. I yelled “PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD”. But he replied; “No, you tried to kill KIlL me in the game, now I will kill you in real ReAL LIfE. Prepare PREpaRE to receive the ultra PUnISHmENt.” The tentacles firmly wrapped around my limbs spreading my legs with such a strong force for just a few thin tentacles. Then, a huge tentacle started to penetrate my as*hole, and came out of my mouth. The tip of the p*nis started squirting c*m profusely, and master pulled it out of my as*hole. I screamed in pain and agony while choking on c*m. Then, master split my d*ck open with his tentacle and shoved it in my bladder, while the other tentacle was going through my as*. C*m was everywhere, pouring out of my mouth, and both of my craters. I was almost about to die, but I didn’t faint. My intestines felt like they were about to rupture with c*m. I felt that this was it. In a matter of seconds, my body was about to explode into body parts covered in c*m. I took my final breath, and passed out. But I didn’t die. I woke up being rushed to the emergency room, with an oxygen mask on my face, I was placed in a bed, where they sent me back to sleep with anesthesia. I woke up in the bed, feeling like sh*t even more. The doctors came in, telling me; “hello Jack Offer, we are dearly sorry for the major problems, as you may already know, you were r*ped again. Someone hacked into our security system and molested you while you were asleep. Please stay calm, we know, it felt terrible, but can you please tell me what the man looked like? We couldn’t see his face on camera since he was facing the opposite direction.” I told them that a monster had r*ped me. “ugh, he had another one of them” the nurse said to the doctor, “maybe you’ll speak truthfully to your own mother, you wouldn’t lie to her, right?” and that’s when you came into the room, mommy. And this is the story I’m telling to you right now.

“ArE you sure SUrE I’m your mother MoTHEr?”
Legutóbb szerkesztette: i just broke a car window; 2018. szept. 11., 14:56
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goanna67 the kid's faces on the left of your profile background are creepy as ♥♥♥♥, please change it
This has been a complete waste of my time...
ArrowFlint22 eredeti hozzászólása:
This has been a complete waste of my time...
judging by the title, you should've already known that this was going to be ♥♥♥♥
here's some news

the protegent creepypasta is going to take a while, i had to redo the story several times because of how politically incorrect they were

also im now going to start posting old and new stories on "jokepasta wiki", and i will no longer post new stories on the garry's mod discussions (good news for ๖ۣۜDomitori-Oni™)

i also may make a part two to the roblox creepypasta, im allowing you guys to give me suggestions on what jokes to add and what events take place
and one more thing, every new story will be at least five pages or longer
TIME FOR HILAROIUS SH!TPASTAS TO BEGIN!

MANICALLY LAUGH WITH ME MY MANS! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Legutóbb szerkesztette: Rust; 2018. okt. 9., 7:36
please don't write anything like this again, being ♥♥♥♥ at writing is not humorous
carlo eredeti hozzászólása:
please don't write anything like this again, being ♥♥♥♥ at writing is not humorous
your statement is the reason why i love Sweden
Dafungaz eredeti hozzászólása:
also im now going to start posting old and new stories on "jokepasta wiki", and i will no longer post new stories on the garry's mod discussions (good news for ๖ۣۜDomitori-Oni™)

Well, indeed, that might be a good thing, considering that I don't have two people to voice The Master like in the original. When I tried to do it myself on Audacity, it was so ♥♥♥♥ that I decided to give up on recording and probably editing the video altogether. For a long while, at least.

And of course I had to necro the ♥♥♥♥ out of this thread for tonight's Halloweeniemoe. Thank me later.
Legutóbb szerkesztette: ๖ۣۜDomitori™; 2018. okt. 31., 13:09
Christ i didnt eventry to read thos novel of garbage
Why is this in a Garry's Mod discussions

Like seriously

I'm not even gonna read the text i just wanna know
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Közzétéve: 2018. szept. 7., 20:17
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