garry's mod honest game trailer(angry review)

[lifewill]

this trailer is rated H for honest.


from facepunch studios

comes a half-life mod which became the most overrated game of all time:GARRY'S MOD

a game where in the single-player where you can spawn some♥♥♥♥♥♥and fly around with noclip,and drive cars(if the game let's you enter them),and stuck the♥♥♥♥♥♥you spawned on top of each other,or freeze them in mid air.
and if you get bored you can search for new community made items so you can go back to the single player campaign and do the exact same thing all over again,until you realize that the single player campaign belongs to the trash so get ready for the multy-player.

in the multiplayer-you will have to deal with problems like:ridiculusly long loading screen,maps that don't load properly,maps that crash the whole game,abadoned maps,maps so demanding that run like♥♥♥♥♥♥in low-end pc's,getting in a map with little to no knowledge of what you are suppossed to do imediately get killed by someone else who knows what is doing and wait a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of time for everyone in the server to die so you can finally respawn just to get killed again a few seconds later and then the match is over and everyone votes to go to an other map that may or may not run well.


STARRING:
-all the♥♥♥♥♥♥you spawn
-you flying around with noclip
-loading screens
-the hours of your life you could spent doing something actually fun
-all the money you spent on this game and you are not going to get back because you spent more than 2 hours waiting for the loading screens to end.
- and all the trust issues you get about all these positive comments on steam


NOTHING-TO-DO SIMULATOR



if you have less than 2 hours on this game ask for refund immediately.

[lifewill]

stupid steam,why do you have to censor people.

[꧁Jay꧂]

That's just you, I can do many more things in this game than what you've listed. I spent days making functional cars with functional engines, transmissions, differentials, suspensions, realistic steering, and an actual body to the car.

If you build and put effort in something, it's a lot more fun. I've made realistic helicopters, drones that don't use thrusters, tanks, cars, functional submarines, and more.
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpe6JZQ5gY8

It's a lot of fun if you do what you like instead of mindlessly going around shooting.

[lifewill]

your possibly fake video does not show how you made these things,and what do you mean when you say"It's a lot of fun if you do what you like instead of mindlessly going around shooting"?
there is nothing to do there.
let's say that i want to kill a bunch of bad guys who shoot me,how the ♥♥♥♥ am i suppossed to do it?if i spawn people they will either fell on the ground and will not move at all,or in best case scenario they will stand still and will not attack me at all.


this game is so bad that makes even league of legends look like a masterpiece by comparison.

seriously,games like gmod and league of legends prove that the pc master race has terrible taste in games.

[꧁Jay꧂]

Diposting pertama kali oleh lifewill:

your possibly fake video does not show how you made these things,and what do you mean when you say"It's a lot of fun if you do what you like instead of mindlessly going around shooting"?
there is nothing to do there.
let's say that i want to kill a bunch of bad guys who shoot me,how the ♥♥♥♥ am i suppossed to do it?if i spawn people they will either fell on the ground and will not move at all,or in best case scenario they will stand still and will not attack me at all.


this game is so bad that makes even league of legends look like a masterpiece by comparison.

seriously,games like gmod and league of legends prove that the pc master race has terrible taste in games.

I didn't make a video of all the coding and building process because I didn't see a reason to, it's not fake, I still have the dupe.

You have very little experience in GMod and you're going in too closed minded, in a game that allows you to do almost whatever you want it can't be as 'restricted' and 'boring' as you say.
They fall to the ground or don't move due to your settings or the map you use, some maps have AI nodes to allow the NPCs to move more intelligently.
You can also get NPC workshop addons that is a fully custom NPC that is far more interesting than the defaults.

[lifewill]

coding?
so you are saying that i need to go to university and study programming to play this game?
they really shouldn't advertise it as a game and should advertise it as a program.

all the things you said in your comment sound over-complicated. and not very specific.
not to mention that you didn't read any of the things i said about the multiplayer.

[꧁Jay꧂]

Diposting pertama kali oleh lifewill:

coding?
so you are saying that i need to go to university and study programming to play this game?
they really shouldn't advertise it as a game and should advertise it as a program.

all the things you said in your comment sound over-complicated.

No, I was just a kid who learned it myself during a lot of my projects. It's called E2, it isn't taught in universities because it's simple. It's logic based, if you are good at problem solving then you can pick up on it extremely easily.

It's also only apart of the advanced building community, you don't have to go that far. This is also only Sandbox I'm talking about, there's many gamemodes to GMod.
You are over complicating it in your head and making a great game sound horrible.

[꧁Jay꧂]

Diposting pertama kali oleh lifewill:

coding?
so you are saying that i need to go to university and study programming to play this game?
they really shouldn't advertise it as a game and should advertise it as a program.

all the things you said in your comment sound over-complicated. and not very specific.
not to mention that you didn't read any of the things i said about the multiplayer.

Since you edit it after I respond, multiplayer experience depends on the server you join. There are easily over 5000 servers in GMod, find a good one. Not all are the same. Not all have long loading times, find a server with a good map, and get friends in the game to teach you.

[lifewill]

i just googled E2 and i found this post https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=529015450,i don't think you understand the meaning of the word "simple",this thing really looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up,and i just want to play the game, i don;t want to learn coding.

[lifewill]

suuuuuure,wait an entire eternity to look every single of each of the 5000 maps(you did notice the part where i complained about the loading screens right?)so i can just right on a piece of paper which of them are abandoned and which of them run like ♥♥♥♥,and then move a magic wand and make friends appear from thin air who can teach me about the few maps that actually run.
not a good plan.

[꧁Jay꧂]

Diposting pertama kali oleh lifewill:

i just googled E2 and i found this post https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=529015450,i don't think you understand the meaning of the word "simple",this thing really looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up,and i just want to play the game, i don;t want to learn coding.

You don't have to learn coding, you literally have 1 goal and that's to hate GMod instead of being open minded. With 100s of gamemodes and thousands of different servers, your less than 1 day of gameplay is not enough to determine the whole game.

[꧁Jay꧂]

Diposting pertama kali oleh lifewill:

suuuuuure,wait an entire eternity to look every single of each of the 5000 maps(you did notice the part where i complained about the loading screens right?)so i can just right on a piece of paper which of them are abandoned and which of them run like ♥♥♥♥,and then move a magic wand and make friends appear from thin air who can teach me about the few maps that actually run.
not a good plan.

Loading screens are different on each server as well, mute your GMod or join another server without an annoying loading screen. You don't have to look through 5000 maps, a lot of servers use popular maps that the players like, and often they like that map for a reason. Play on a gamemode like Prop Hunt or something, idk what kind of gameplay you like. Just try to be open minded.

[lifewill]

less than a day of gameplay?
i have 22 hours,what do you think i did,i was from the morning until night awake trying to figure out what the ♥♥♥♥ is happenening in this terrible sorry poor excuse for a video game?

i played enough to the single player until i realize that you cannot ride most cars,and that stucking things on top of each other is just a waste of time.
i searched for extra community content like new maps,and new things to spawn and it really didn't make any difference.

only a few maps had small loading screens,but they were either too demanding or simply were not fun.
the death run was a fun game mode but i had to wait for everyone to die so i can respawn.not to mention that the maps were too big.

in an other map the game didn't let me jump in some parts of the map.

in some cases i go to the multiplayer,then i give up i go to the single player and all i can do there is fly around without being able to use weapons or spawn things because the game is glitched and i had to restore it.

how can you say that i am close minded,there is nothing to do in this game,neither in single player nor multiplayer,unless if you know how to code which is something that i am not willing to do.

i wish steam could give me my money back.

[꧁Jay꧂]

Diposting pertama kali oleh lifewill:

less than a day of gameplay?
i have 22 hours,what do you think i did,i was from the morning until night awake trying to figure out what the ♥♥♥♥ is happenening in this terrible sorry poor excuse for a video game?

i played enough to the single player until i realize that you cannot ride most cars,and that stucking things on top of each other is just a waste of time.
i searched for extra community content like new maps,and new things to spawn and it really didn't make any difference.

only a few maps had small loading screens,but they were either too demanding or simply were not fun.
the death run was a fun game mode but i had to wait for everyone to die so i can respawn.not to mention that the maps were too big.

in an other map the game didn't let me jump in some parts of the map.

in some cases i go to the multiplayer,then i give up i go to the single player and all i can do there is fly around without being able to use weapons or spawn things because the game is glitched and i had to restore it.

how can you say that i am close minded,there is nothing to do in this game,neither in single player nor multiplayer,unless if you know how to code which is something that i am not willing to do.

i wish steam could give me my money back.

I have been playing this game since 2008 and I can tell you, you are absolutely wrong. You have minimal experience, you can ride most cars if you spawn the right ones, you can do more than sticking things on top of each other, just go onto a vanilla Garry's Mod sandbox server if you want sandbox with other players or something idk what kind of gameplay you want.

GMod is whatever you make of it, that's why it's so popular and highly rated, it's whatever you want.

[Silly Drent]

lifewill try other modes like TTT or prop hunt dummy

[Ma Bufang Chinese Warlord]

I bet you go only in dark rp servers and complain about the loading times