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>take a shower and hope to do not get zapped alive by brazilian engineering like 12000 brazilians every year
>leave your house and pray you won't get executed by hitmen in cars when you close the door
>get to work 2 hours late because heavy traffic and because someone stole your phone during the daily arrastão in the grindlocks
>pretend to work while you post ♥♥♥♥ on Facebook and study to earn a position in the government, where no one can fire you for being lazy
>go home late at night and risk getting chokeholded and mugged on the designated ♥♥♥♥♥♥ streets
>arrive in time to watch Flamengo x Vasco
>get your overpriced 85% water beer ready
>lights go out because half Brazil has their TVs turned on
>yfw it is 38ºC (104º Fahrenheit) and you are sweating like a pig
>energy comes back with triple strength and burn all your electronics
>go to bar to finish watching your soccer match
>favela gets invaded by an enemy faction and you are hit by a bullet
>die on the line to get treatment from muh free healthcare
>go to hell
>wake up on your broken 8 years old bed standing on bricks
>take a shower and hope to do not get zapped alive by brazilian engineering like 12000 brazilians every year
>...
>take a shower and hope to do not get zapped alive by brazilian engineering like 12000 brazilians every year
>leave your house and pray you won't get executed by hitmen in cars when you close the door
>get to work 2 hours late because heavy traffic and because someone stole your phone during the daily arrastão in the grindlocks
>pretend to work while you post ♥♥♥♥ on Facebook and study to earn a position in the government, where no one can fire you for being lazy
>go home late at night and risk getting chokeholded and mugged on the designated ♥♥♥♥♥♥ streets
>arrive in time to watch Flamengo x Vasco
>get your overpriced 85% water beer ready
>lights go out because half Brazil has their TVs turned on
>yfw it is 38ºC (104º Fahrenheit) and you are sweating like a pig
>energy comes back with triple strength and burn all your electronics
>go to bar to finish watching your soccer match
>favela gets invaded by an enemy faction and you are hit by a bullet
>die on the line to get treatment from muh free healthcare
>go to hell
>wake up on your broken 8 years old bed standing on bricks
>take a shower and hope to do not get zapped alive by brazilian engineering like 12000 brazilians every year
>...
>take a shower and hope to do not get zapped alive by brazilian engineering like 12000 brazilians every year
>leave your house and pray you won't get executed by hitmen in cars when you close the door
>get to work 2 hours late because heavy traffic and because someone stole your phone during the daily arrastão in the grindlocks
>pretend to work while you post ♥♥♥♥ on Facebook and study to earn a position in the government, where no one can fire you for being lazy
>go home late at night and risk getting chokeholded and mugged on the designated ♥♥♥♥♥♥ streets
>arrive in time to watch Flamengo x Vasco
>get your overpriced 85% water beer ready
>lights go out because half Brazil has their TVs turned on
>yfw it is 38ºC (104º Fahrenheit) and you are sweating like a pig
>energy comes back with triple strength and burn all your electronics
>go to bar to finish watching your soccer match
>favela gets invaded by an enemy faction and you are hit by a bullet
>die on the line to get treatment from muh free healthcare
>go to hell
>wake up on your broken 8 years old bed standing on bricks
>take a shower and hope to do not get zapped alive by brazilian engineering like 12000 brazilians every year
>...