What's your opinion of the Aperture Science sentry Turret?

[Corduroy]

♥♥♥♥♥off, this is dead..

[AfricanDarkrai]

I say most of them only pretend to be friendly, some say "I don't hate you" as they die but others say "Their you are" in a menacing voice before realesing bullet hell.

[ThePlagued]

Turrets try to kill you. what kind of other opinion can you have but hatred

[Corduroy]

Well it's not their fault it's in their code take me for example it's in my code too but i'm doing it against my own will, and how about the oracle turret or the "different" turret all the other turrets say "shes" strange but i don't think that.I only shoot my enemies and the turrets were originally designed to protect your house or your children from robbers they protect what matters most...

[The Nude Zone]

Man, you should stop being thrown all over the place by test subjects :( .
At least you've survived so far.

[Corduroy]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Zebron360:

Man, you should stop being thrown all over the place by test subjects :( .
At least you've survived so far.

I've been alive for five years!

[The Nude Zone]

Awesome! Your a WHOLE lot luckier then some of those other turrets... A moment of silence for your fellow colliges and friends... :(

[Corduroy]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Zebron360:

Awesome! Your a WHOLE lot luckier then some of those other turrets... A moment of silence for your fellow colliges and friends... :(

I don't have any turret friends

[Corduroy]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Pinhead:

You have a very terrible mistake of disaign.

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What do you mean?

[The Nude Zone]

Your username is perfect for your personality, Pinhead.

[Corduroy]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Zebron360:

Your username is perfect for your personality, Pinhead.

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[More like Rai-don't!]

They're p. easy to push around until they shoot me and then I die from a severe case of dead. Then I place a portal under them and laugh.

[Corduroy]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Raidou Kuzunoha's Pro Skater:

They're p. easy to push around until they shoot me and then I die from a severe case of dead. Then I place a portal under them and laugh.

*Gasp*

[Misha]

I love turrets. They are so innocent and cute..
Turret fan :3
I really liked saving that different turret in Portal 2...

[Corduroy]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Pinhead:

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Zebron360:

Your username is perfect for your personality, Pinhead.

LOL THANK YOU VERY MUCH, Your death will be legendary even in Hell.

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Turret #16859:

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What do you mean?

You give to the people that eats babyes at night doble time to desactivate turrets like you between the standby mode and the targeting mode. With that time there are a lot of options to reach you and push you to kill you. I am sorry but is true. In any case, under my username I must to say that when kill you, I don't feel satisfied even when I make you scream a little with lasers or the emancipation networks :(. :P :P

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Misha:

I love turrets. They are so innocent and cute.. :p2turret: :p2turret:
Turret fan :3
I really liked saving that different turret in Portal 2...

Are you sure that you are makeing it a favor? I think that yes but only because he will be alone the rest of his life in a little corner of the facilites. Without opportunities to kill nobody. Without opportunities to do the only thing that make it useful.

Wow, for the first time in my life, i'm out of words to respond to this...................
Nothing coming up, braindead, it's hard to be funny when you have nothing to say......

[Corduroy]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από treadbolt020:

Id like to ask you something but first thing is first.. How is GLaDOS allowing you to post on the Steam forums? Turret?

I have a laptop, GLaDOS doesn't exactly know....yet...
Laptops are allowed, however i can't use it for entertainment, like Youtube, or Yahoo!
I can only use it for science....