While playing with real people in the local co-op it is super fun. This game is utter garbage when it comes to playing with the AI. The AI never loses and has 100% accuracy in every aspect. So overall, fun with real people, garbage with computer players.

A combination of almost-broken controls and unfair game mechanics kills this game's fun.

I thought the game's premise was intriguing, and not at all crappy. I got this game (DRM free) in a Groupees Bundle earlier this year (2015). It's a turn-based game where you compete against the CPU to try to own and equip the most profitable toilets.

It has two major problems. One, your CPU opponent can send the sanitation board after you, and even if you cleaned your toilets 100% in your prior turn, they can cite you for having a terrible mess and divest you of that toilet and all its equipment. Not fun, and doesn't feel fair.

Two, the icons to control the various functions of the game are so, so tiny, it's an exercise in tedium just to click the buttons. And you have to click a lot of buttons to equip a new toilet, so the combination of these two flaws (losing your toilet and all its equipment, and the tedium of equipping a new one) kills this game. Either alone might be tolerable. Together they are infuriating, adding insult to injury.

I guess I played about 90 minutes before giving up on it. It's definitely a turd.

I loaded this up and let it sit (no "sit" or "load" jokes, please) in order to accumulate playtime, just so I could warn you all away from this. I see that the existing negative reviews aren't particularly informative. I hope this one is more helpful.

Finally, I just want to say that it is obnoxious for Valve to require playtime (and not just ownership) of a game before reviewing. It should be obvious by now that many people play games before they get released on Steam, and those people have legitimate opinions, too. It's also obnoxious that they have yet to fix their review-posting bug whose only workaround is to post a one-word review and then edit it.

So you really call this is a game?
It's totally a joke.
Do not waste your money.

Played this 15 Years ago. It´s a good old classic game and is fun to play from time to time :)
But don´t expect deep gameplay or AAA-graphics, you would be disappointed.

UI could be a bit better and achievements would be nice.
More Content would be nice too, because after 1h you have seen all that the game has to offer you.

I mean, I've played it for some hours and...

You can hire people to vomit on other peoples toliets
You can hire spies to spy on peoples toilet
You can have your toilet be gold in a subway bathroom
Theres titties tho
theres a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flusher called "the turdminator"



Yet it's fun for some reason. And considering that it's a party game I might get some friends over and we can have a competitive toilet race

"Deluxe" is a bald faced lie. The game is poorly designed, ugly, unwinnable - you clean and fix everything to 100% and yet when your opponent sics the health inspector on you, he visits after thousands of guests have visited but before you can clean, so you just can't do it right. There is no explanation for most of the items, you can't look up the explanations for researched improvements ever, the "success! You researched X" window is all you will ever get - not that it gives you much useful info anyway. Speaking of research, it can fail! WTH is up with that? At least make it less expensive if you build in a failure option.

I accidentally left it running when making and eating dinner or I'd have asked for a refund for the money my friend wasted gifting me this, well, pile of $#!t.

TL:DR: Just flush your money down an actual toilet; it'll be more entertaining.

This game is unplayable because of the wonky mouse speed. Even just clicking on something is difficult.

Only if its on sale for pennys!
Wish I could say otherwise. The concept was entertaining but it's all down hill or rather down the toilet from there.

In the Game of Commodes, you either win or you Diarreah, Toilet Simulator is a stratagy game/simulator from 2000 and its suprisingly fun for both its age and shallowness, you play either against AI or another player buying lots and making the best toilets you can make, charging a ludicris amount of money for said toilets, which you use to get upgrade parts for you toilets for maximum comfort. My recommendation is a cautious one however, random events seem to exsist to squeeze your money from you due to the odds of them going well are extremly low, the music is just a single song on an endless loop and "bad stuff happening" music sting the AI can be absolutly brutal, and all the Co-op is local meaning that you can see what each other is doing instead of having the luxory of hiding your devious actions behind the internet. But over all if you want something cheap and light hearted, you cant go wrong with Toilet Tycoon

Its so wonderfull to meet a very good old friend from the childhood.

Somewhere I still have the CD. But I can't miss to get this game on steam. Specially during sale.

Dont await too much. Its an old game and the controlls and graphics are a bit outdated (but still nice).
Nevertheless its fun! As typical for these times, It's really uncomplicated to play and not too hard.
Even though it can be very unfair. For example when the game starts, you spend your last cent to at least have 1 little sh!tty loo and your KI opponent spends 10.000 each month for even always successfull research.
I already had 1 ragequit. Like in the good old times. XD

I have not tried the english translation yet.

The game is absolutely worth a try.