Best game of all time

[Stapler]

oh god its sooooo gooood

[unclghost]

holla holla get dolla

[Midgardsorm]

troll !!!

[RED]

voice synths all the way

[danno]

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[America Grapefruit]

aeiou

[LedinToke]

JOHNMADDEN

[ax]

Football!

[yote]

Earth confirmed for flat.

[eat my soup]

True.

[Harry Sachz]

SNAKE?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
SNAKEY

[Carnivore]

if this is your favorite game then you need to go gamestop and get like halo 4

[MamBo]

good game

[Beef Taco]

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[Stapler]

omg omg

[MyDannyboy]

Prologue: Astronaut John M. Gaben ordered a pizza from the A Team while playing the Russian National Pony Shuffle on the Moon. He was then suddenly ambushed by CRJ wielding the buster sword! Madden quickly and as gracefully as the Moon's gravity could allow, picked up the monkey wrench from a nearby suitcase and fought her off. She was launched into the Sun by his heavy swing. JMG heard from Hannibal that he would have to carry it out as their Van could not operate in low gravity. After hearing this disappointing message, he hatched an Idea to use Wall-E to approach the hazardous space alien infested factory known as "Papa John Madden's" and successfully acquire his delicious Italian sustenance. But then, Spooky Scary Space Skeletons appeared and began firing arrows at the Astronaut. He ran behind his rover and readied up his plasma cutter! The walking bones were no match for him. He drove to the lunar restaurant and picked up the square box from the floor. He slowly clutched a slice in his hand and lifted it up to his face, but alas, it splattered against the helmet of his Mark VI Armor. He died from starvation moments later. The End… wait no, not the end… The Nasa Mission was suspended and shortly thereafter, a football crash landed into the moon and destroyed the facility. After many years, the discontinued project was started up again by a man named Cave Johnson, presumed to be Madden’s Cousin. Stuck on the Moon without Wheatley or a Portal Gun, now you must repair the base and find JMG's legendary pizza.