Rules of Online Tekken

[vindicta feet smeller]

1. If you play against jin or kazuya, don't bother pressing rematch because they won't either. If you are playing as jin or kazuya don't press rematch because it is illegal for you to press rematch

2. At the beginning of each round, hopkicks beat everything. No exceptions. Your 10 frame jab is worthless against a hopkick.

3. Literally 90% of all mid/low 50/50's are low,low,mid, then it's all mids.

4. Always expect a rage art near the end of each round

5. If someone alt f4's you, take a screenshot

6. Grabs are unbreakable at 3 bars

7. Snake edges are unblockable at 3 bars

8. Cheese comes in all flavours. Cheddar, Mozzerella, Limburger, Ling, Lucky Chloe etc. Take a taster course by going into practice mode and taste all of their cheese before online shoves it down your throat.

9. Law players will always find a way to make the match 3 bars.

10. Everyone expects to know what DLC characters do even if you don't own them.

11. Everything is your fault.

Follow these rules and you will get TGP in no time.

[bowlingB]

It's either not funny or really old so it's not funny too

[poop]

Rule 11 is the only true rule.

[hakozer0]

Thanks man! Noted.

[Kuriishi]

This was very educational

[Nyxs]

Originally posted by poop:

Rule 11 is the only true rule.

Rules 6. & 7. are quite close to the truth too. It is possible, but it's really hard.

[X]

agree from rule no.5 and so on