How to "Win" lots of random team games. Everytime.

[Atacama ♡]

So you want to be a "winner" at Mitosis? Well follow these step by step instructions and before long you will win.

It's essentially a matter of the money you spend so you can compete against other players. You will need to pay for the best weapons. In random team, spawning big and fast will put you ahead of the rest right from the outset.

So essentially once you reach the highest evolution of the game. You then need to pay for the weapons that increase your inntially size, speed and how long it takes to rejoin. After that you will beat players whom are slower, more often that not, though there is the chance you win due to having a good team.

Of course there is a learnning curve to learn a few skills in miosis. But's it's hardly that complicated and once you reach the highest levels the players whom win most have paid for the items that give them a advanarge over the other players of the same level.

That's how the game pays for it's self at the moment. Design new items that give you (your cell) more speed etc. High level players buy the items and begin to out speed/size the rest. Others buy the items so that they have a more equal chance of winning. And so on and so forth.

Essentiall though this game is so simple that if a AI was coded to play it, human players would not have a chance. As the computer could more quickly calculate the varaibles of which move will give the highest chance of gainning more mass. And compared to chess for example, mitosis has far fewer variables as there is only a limited amount of moves a player can do with a few blobs.

Though it's a good game . don't be silly and think your winning because your so amazing compared to the rest. That's called a huge ego which turns humans into A__H____

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I'm confused on whether this post is supposed to be an actual guide or satire about how Mitosis is p2w. In my defense, it's 4:30am and i haven't slept yet.

If you meant it as an actual guide you should post it on the guides section, also mention teamwork while you're at it.

If it's supposed to be satire just delete the whole thing and mention getting a couple of p2w friends to get the win for ya

[Atacama ♡]

Yes I agree sleep deprivation can lead to a state of confusion. Of course its a guide. There is the presumption by noobs that Mitosis takes mainly skill to win. And whilst there is some skill involved.e.g. Eat the smaller blobs and avoid the bigger blobs,in mitosis skill will only get ya so far. Of course team play helps in random team. However, just watch whom wins most often, it's not a coincdence that they have just bought that newly released weapon that gives you X% speed,size and rejoin speed.

I know this from experience. As I was "winning" quite often as I had the l best weapons ( and a little skill). But then new weapons were released and players began bigger than my blob and were faster.

Anyway, the game gives players something to do and spend their cash on.

Personally ,unless I hear that there is some effort to balance Mitosis, so it's more a game of Skill to win, rather than pay to Win, I'm deleting it from my computer.