Aviation puns thread. Just for fun.

[Hennimore]

Seen a lot of negativity over here... Throw down your worst aviation related puns here.

Plane and simple.

I hope this thread will takeoff.

[Dutch2019]

There are so many d*cks posting negative coments around here.....it's like a c*ck pit!

(Kaboom-tish!)

[Hennimore]

Originally posted by 2014Dutch:

There are so many d*cks posting negative coments around here.....it's like a ♥♥♥♥ pit!

(Kaboom-tish!)

Aw man, it censored it... I know you meant cockpit though. xD

[Hennimore]

It's okay though, we don't have to runway from it.

[EbonHawk]

Nah, destined to crash & burn upon re-entry I'm afraid. I wheel hope for the best though.

[Hennimore]

It's only just started and I am already starting to YAWn.

[76561198377126433]

You guys are a bunch of practical YOKErs (I'll stop)

[Hennimore]

I think I know where this is heading.

[EbonHawk]

Originally posted by Hennimore:

It's only just started and I am already starting to YAWn.

I think you're vision is slip-ping and your numbers will be skew-ed.

[EbonHawk]

Originally posted by Hennimore:

I think I know where this is heading.

I wouldn't bank on it. :-P

[N Quarter]

Props to the OP for this topic.

[Hennimore]

Originally posted by EbonHawk:

I wouldn't bank on it. :-P

I don't know what approach I should take in responding to that.

Originally posted by N Quarter:

Props to the OP for this topic.

Thanks, there no need for people to be flighting over silly things.

[nzyowie]

I'm not sure what to contribute, so I think I'll just wing it.

[Hennimore]

Originally posted by nzyowie:

I'm not sure what to contribute, so I think I'll just wing it.

Give it a go... We won't mach you.

[N Quarter]

I'm always hassling my girlfriend to get her Pilots Liscense as well, but she always Cess-na... I'm inclined to tell her to V1 Rotate. [First part is true.. second part isn't =P ].

[EbonHawk]

Off course, I expect this thread to descent into madness..