If FNaF's 1-4 Were Actually Realistic

[SamTheNKMan]

What Would Happen:

FNaF 1:
Shut off that dumb desk fan cause that's probably what's causing your power to have at least 1 bar of usage at all times. Also, close both doors and don't worry about it cause no power should be drained on account of how powered doors aren't using their power when closed. And if Foxy comes down the hall and bangs on the door, good for him, he knows how to express manners by knocking; and it shouldn't drain any power on account of how he's not pulling wires or tying up loose cables or anything like that, he's just banging on the door. And no it shouldn't surge the power and make it drop if he bangs on the door; those doors are very thick and industrial-looking, they were likely built in the event that an intruder snuck in. Banging on the door shouldn't drain power, otherwise the day shift guards boss could probably power down the whole building just by knocking on the door to see how he's doing!

FNaF 2:
Just sit there; if Foxy jumps at you, well you better stop dreaming cause there is no way animatronics in 1987 could move swiftly across a restaurant, let alone leap into the air and dive into your face. And if you do feel the need to use the flashlight, just remember to keep the spare batteries that the company likely provided because in no way can they actually expect you to sit for 6 hours on a single battery light source! And don't worry about that music box; if that Puppet reaches you, who cares? Have you seen his design? He's like a sock monkey; it'll feel like a pillow hitting your face!

FNaF 3:
Don't worry about the hallucinations; if they happen, then stop smoking whatever it is you are smoking and go to work when you are not under the influence of suspicious substances! That is likely what is causing your frequent hallucinations! You shouldn't worry about the cameras, but if you feel the need, just close all the vents. Seriously, the fact that they all have seal options pretty much confirms that they can all be closed; so why not just close all of them? The company would likely not make it so that you can only close one vent when all of them have the ability to close! And if Springtrap reaches you, good for him! I'm surprised he can even stand after rotting for years, then having a human get crushed inside him, and then rotting with a corpse inside him for 30 FRIGGIN YEARS!!! All the metal in the suit must be rusted tight by this point, and if he can somehow get to you, poke him. He'll likely fall down and break into pieces!

FNaF 4:
Shut both doors, (They're DOORS, I'm pretty sure they can be shut without you having to stand there and hold them!) shut the closet, and then just sit on the bed and go back to sleep cause you just remembered that you have no frontal lobe so you can't even have nightmares!


Note: I made these for fun, not to degrade FNaF. I love FNaF as well as the lore; every bit of lore from shadow bonnie all the way to the golden cupcake drawing! As many of you who reply to this discussion may know, I love to talk about FNaF! And I'm not trying to say that in FNaF 4 you play as the bite victim during gameplay, (even though you probably do) I just used that theory to help add humor! Thank you very much for reading this discussion! :)

EDIT: I know that video games would suck if they were realistic. (Smosh has made that clear many many times! :) )

[Sarcasm]

I think the power is used for the doors so the animatronics won't be able to open them up ;)

[RobertNerosa]

Also facial technology that could see a face and compare it to a database of criminals didn't happen until 1991. Facial recognition has been around since the 60s.

[SamTheNKMan]

Originally posted by chickfilaman1:

Also the facial recognition in 1987 and the fact that most power doors drain power when they are open.

I never understood that facial recognition thing, either. Hey Fazbear Entertainment, I don't give a crap what your budget is, you are not going to get shiny, technologically advanced robots for a kids restaurant!

[SamTheNKMan]

Originally posted by Sarcasm Scott's #1 Fav.:

I think the power is used for the doors so the animatronics won't be able to open them up ;)

All the more reason for them to NOT drain power when they're trying to get in! ;)

[(Edgy) Asriel Dreemurr]

If the games were realistic there wouldn't be killer animatronics possessed by dead children trying to murder you. XP

[SamTheNKMan]

Originally posted by DarkLordWiggles:

If the games were realistic there wouldn't be killer animatronics possessed by dead children trying to murder you. XP

Yeah, true. I guess I should've brought that up at one point! :)

[Jinx ★★★]

Can't I just bring a shotgun to all 4 places?

[SamTheNKMan]

Originally posted by jlmdoke:

Can't I just bring a shotgun to all 4 places?

Actually, that pretty much solves everything! ;)

[wifeburger]

If FNAF was realistic, the animatronics wouldn't be able to walk.

[(Edgy) Asriel Dreemurr]

Originally posted by SamTheMan_Rogot:

Originally posted by jlmdoke:

Can't I just bring a shotgun to all 4 places?

Actually, that pretty much solves everything! ;)

Then you would be fired, sued, and probably institutionalized in an asylum for bringing a firearm into a kid's restaurant and gunning down the robotic animal cast for no apparent reason. :P

[Jinx ★★★]

Originally posted by DarkLordWiggles:

Originally posted by SamTheMan_Rogot:

Actually, that pretty much solves everything! ;)

Then you would be fired, sued, and probably institutionalized in an asylum for bringing a firearm into a kid's restaurant and gunning down the robotic animal cast for no apparent reason. :P

Who said it was for gunning down the animatronics?

[(Edgy) Asriel Dreemurr]

Originally posted by jlmdoke:

Can't I just bring a shotgun to all 4 places?

You know if FNaF were real, a gun wouldn't help you at all, right? :P
I mean, first of all they're giant hulking robots which already makes a firearm less useful against them. On top of that, they're possessed by ghosts which means they'll continue to move even if you break them to the point a real animatronic would normally stop.

Shotgun no, now a flamethrower is a different story. :P

[SamTheNKMan]

Originally posted by DarkLordWiggles:

Originally posted by jlmdoke:

Can't I just bring a shotgun to all 4 places?

You know if FNaF were real, a gun wouldn't help you at all, right? :P
I mean, first of all they're giant hulking robots which already makes a firearm less useful against them. On top of that, they're possessed by ghosts which means they'll continue to move even if you break them to the point a real animatronic would normally stop.

Shotgun no, now a flamethrower is a different story. :P

Yeah FLAMETHROWER FTW !!!!!!

[SamTheNKMan]

DISCLAIMER: There is someone else who has made a discussion like this one, and copied a lot of my ideas! He said some of the exact same things that I said! For more proof, just read the time I posted this discussion and you will see that this discussion was made about 10 hours before the copier's discussion. Here's his discussion so you can see for yourselves. http://steamcommunity.com/app/388090/discussions/0/523897277914088833/#p4

[SamTheNKMan]

Originally posted by Shadow:

Actually doors power could be drained by both being shut. It would be a weird and expensive system (so, not Fazbear Entertainment's style) but it is possible. Have the door be connected to a weight, so it's regular position is up. Pressing the button moves some sort of hydraulic press or whatever to allow the weight to move up, closing it. However, if the press was set to return to it's regular position when the button is turned off, it would cause power to keep it in place.

That does make sense, but of course as you said it would be weird for Fazbear Entertainment to have that kind of system! :)