Are the Humans In Fnaf Really That Stupid

[ErnieC3]

(NOTE: This is not a theory discussion :P)
I mean, you got animatronics that kill people and you just let them run around and potentially kill the guard? Why not just put them in some big room where they can walk in circles?? And Springtrap! I mean, if you were gonna activate him or turn him on so that he can be a functioning animatronic for the haunted house, you would have to open him up right? And you would find the dead body right? Even if they didn't, how could they not smell or notice anything, like the eyes!! (Don't say "because it's a dream". I'm talking real here).

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[alber_fgg]

Well, in pretty much every horror movie/novel/videogame people are stupid xD

[ErnieC3]

Originally posted by alber_fgg:

Well, in pretty much every horror movie/novel/videogame people are stupid xD

Oh yea! Like trying to open a locked door when a murderer is coming and you drop the keys and fumble them.

[Metbert]

Originally posted by ErnieCIII:

Originally posted by alber_fgg:

Well, in pretty much every horror movie/novel/videogame people are stupid xD

Oh yea! Like trying to open a locked door when a murderer is coming and you drop the keys and fumble them.

or like "let's split "

in my opinion they can even have put an endo with male voice inside chica

[T.J.A]

Well if you want a game with smart humans it would be over in seconds. At least Charlie and the other people from 'The Silver Eyes' were smart.

[Mega Munchy]

It could be the "cheap side" of Fazbear Entertainment from buying parts to make animatronics & getting lousy supplies to make at least Grade-C food for the customers.

[ErnieC3]

Originally posted by The Original Victini:

Well if you want a game with smart humans it would be over in seconds. At least Charlie and the other people from 'The Silver Eyes' were smart.

Yea, they were actually smart in the book, not just stay idle in a chair as a security guard.

[ErnieC3]

Originally posted by Mega Munchy:

It could be the "cheap side" of Fazbear Entertainment from buying parts to make animatronics & getting lousy supplies to make at least Grade-C food for the customers.

Yep. Let people die in springlock suits, just as long as it doesn't ruin our reputation by letting people see it.

[ErnieC3]

Originally posted by Metbert:

Originally posted by ErnieCIII:

Oh yea! Like trying to open a locked door when a murderer is coming and you drop the keys and fumble them.

or like "let's split "

in my opinion they can even have put an endo with male voice inside chica

XD

[RifterVix]

Though I think Fazbear Entertainment is well aware of this problem... they just chose to hide it all to keep their good rep up. I mean they don't report missing employees until 90 days later or after the carpets and tiles are bleached or replaced completely to show no death happened here and that the employee just up and ditched work in the middle of their shift.

As for Phone Dude... I find him creepy. Somehow he strikes as the person that knew very well that there was a dead guy in the suit but chose to put it in the attraction rather than call the police and take away the only intact animatronic found. Besides, its a horror attraction, no one's going to really notice a dead body is actually not a prop, right? Until Springtrap activates and breaks people's necks.

[76561198158303063]

Well, Springtrap may have a dead body inside of him, but there were "rumors" that the animatronics stuffed people into suits, right? They could've left the body in him to add to the effect. And if anybody asked, they could say it was a fake body.

And before you say how bad it smells, dead bodies can actually lose their smell after awhile, so that they're easily unnoticed. In fact, I think there was this one haunted house IRL that had a real corpse in it.

Of course, it's not like removing the corpse would do anything. Oh, so Springtrap doesn't have a corpse in him, hm? Doesn't matter, he's still possessed by a murderer.

[Rollerwings]

I can only imagine that at some point, Phone Guy (and later, Mike) asked, exactly what am I supposed to DO, here?! Because it's not like they could leave the office or stop the animatronics from wandering right out the door.

Some real-life security jobs make about as much sense. When I was working as an overnight "security monitor" in college, I was given a landline phone and a walkie-talkie. I was told to call the campus security office in case any "unauthorized person" was found in the building after hours, and I was not to confront the intruder, but to call campus security, who would investigate the situation and call the local police if the situation warranted it.

Being stuck at the bottom of a three-layer defense system for six bucks an hour? Meh, I needed the money.

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I always just assumed Phone Dude had his head so far in the clouds that he actually did fail to notice there was a dead body in the animatronic he discovered. :)

[ErnieC3]

Yep. People are idiots in the game.

[Dani]

Also, Freddy Fazbear's does not even have a need for security guards!
The actual guards that the pizzeria hires just survive the night, and don't monitor anything.
Just let the animatronics stuff the intruder into a suit!

[Speedwagon]

Originally posted by Poopet Kitty kat_kun937:

Also, Freddy Fazbear's does not even have a need for security guards!
The actual guards that the pizzeria hires just survive the night, and don't monitor anything.
Just let the animatronics stuff the intruder into a suit!

I'm pretty sure the guards are a human sacrifice, to distract the animatronics from attempting to leave the pizzeria (they may try to do that since they are possesed).

[76561198158303063]

Originally posted by SithCrafter:

Originally posted by Poopet Kitty kat_kun937:

Also, Freddy Fazbear's does not even have a need for security guards!
The actual guards that the pizzeria hires just survive the night, and don't monitor anything.
Just let the animatronics stuff the intruder into a suit!

I'm pretty sure the guards are a human sacrifice, to distract the animatronics from attempting to leave the pizzeria (they may try to do that since they are possesed).

They can't really leave the pizzeria. Digital maps, remember?