Killers are OP and take no skill to play!

[Dark Fox]

I'm really glad ruin is getting a nerf, it's a total crutch perk that takes no skill, us survivor mains are tired of getting the shaft by the killer loving devs, playing killer takes no skill, to prove my point here's a list of totally god mechanics that survivors must master to overcome the OP killer.

-Pressing spacebar to work on gens-needs a nerf, gens are too slow :(

-using dead hard- sometimes I outplay the killer but he doesn't know it yet, press the dead hard button to make it hard to make you ded :D

-Decisive strike- sometimes the killer cheats and downs you, good thing I have my trap card! Press space to 360 no scope not die!

-Hatch escape- Sometimes the killer is so OP that you don't even get to open the exit gates :(, do not fear, just hide in a corner and find the hatch, no gens needed! :D (P.S.: bring keys for ez win)

-Borrowed time- Killer camping? DONT DO GENS!!! Just unhook your homie and give him free invulnerability by pressing mouse one :O

-Adrenaline- Who needs to heal? Just let your homies do that last gen for free heal and sprint burst (Needs a buff, should full heal you and let you off the hook)

-Unbreakable- Sometimes the killer leaves you on the ground because he's a big OP baby afraid of Decisive strike, hold down mouse 1 for big heal

-Spine Chill- Terror radius not helpful enough? Use this sick perk and hide in a corner when the kitty lights up :3

-Sprint burst- Stealth killer sneaks up on you? Hold down shift for skillful escape! (Needs buff, shouldn't have to walk all the time :( )

-We'll make it- Who needs to hide when healing? style on OP killer with 3 second unhook heals :O

-Head on- Killer found your hiding spot? Press space to stun him for ez win (needs buff, shouldn't have to wait in locker for 3 seconds :( )

This is just a short list of the many abilities survivors must master to overcome the OP killer

Killers that need a nerf:

Hillbilly: Chainsaw isn't loud enough, should show hillbillies aura when he's chainsawing for stylish 360's :O

Ghost Face: Should be broken out of stealth if he's on the screen like when he was first released or when I press the point button, also make him say "WAZZZZUP!" When stalking :O

Shape: Michael Meyers is a movie based killer and needs a nerf because of licensing cost, should only get 30 second tier 3 when he's fully stalked all survivors ;)

Spirit: Should glow rainbow colors when she's using her powers and an air-raid siren should play when she's near you. No invisibility!!!! >:(

Nurse: One blink only, double charge time, no blinking through walls! :(

Nightmare: Bring back old Freddy!

Huntress: Hatchets are heavy they should only travel 6 meters max, also she's wearing a mask so cut her FOV by 30 degrees!!!

Oni: Too scary and loud, remove from game!!! >:(

Pig: killers teabagging is toxic cuz they're OP, no more stealth for piggy, only one reverse bear trap

Hag: She's like super old so she should have half the movement speed, give survivors a miners helmet so they can see traps better.

Trapper: If a trapper steps in his own trap he should lose a leg and be downed for 3 minutes or wait for a survivor to come heal him, also, he shouldn't be able to trap near gens or hooks cuz that's freakin toxic af. >:(

Wraith: Should only be invisible when he's not moving but fully visible when moving, but he can still use his bell to make spooky bing bong noises

Demogorgon: The Twilight Zone is dumb and in black and white, so Demogorgon should only see in black and white, Also he has no ears so he shouldn't hear either, also, he needs to get a permit from the government before he digs that far down so the guy playing him needs to call 811 before using his holes. :/

Plague: Puking is gross, she should spit out deer park water or dasani or something, if you get hit by it you get wet, if you don't want to be wet you go to the cleansing fountain which is filled with fiji water which tastes way better.

Clown: He's fat so he should be way slower, also, he's throwing drugs at you which is like illegal I think, he should throw clown noses at you cuz he's a clown, when it hits you it makes a squeaky noise like this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNGprmvlNrs), Annoying, right? *<:^)

Doctor: The upcoming nerfs are fine, but not enough, everyone knows generators are powered by electricity, so gens should be powered on if the doctors zaps near them, no more spamming shocks :O.

Cannibal: I've never seen the Texas Chane Sawyer massacre before but everyone knows generators are powered by gasoline, If you're playing as Chane "bubba" Sawyer, you shouldn't be able to spam your ability everywhere, if you whip it around you get gasoline everywhere, survivors pick up the gasoline, rub it on their face and get a +50% bonus to generator repair speed, If you don't want the bonus repair speed you can go to a Fiji brand cleansing fountain and clean it off though, gas smells bad.

Legion: 4 killers in one killer?! Waaaay too OP, There's no way 4 people could fit in that suit unless they were all really short, if you're playing as legion you should have to balance all 4 of them while you're running or they all topple over and get bruises, they can get back up after 3 minutes or wait to be healed by a survivor.


If you're a DBD dev, please fix these killers ASAP! Also, add killer bots, playing against real killer players is too hard and it takes to long to find a match!

THANKS! :D

[Dark Fox]

Originally posted by slugging in spite:

Killer's ain't OP.
Ruin isn't OP.
End of story.

Please read the post, I promise you'll like it.

[Totally Not Myers]

Nice bait, mate. I rate eight!

[Myu]

I can tell it's a joke thread, but it's such a long post almost nobody is going to read through any of that to realize it.

[Deadeye64]

Meh, I've had better tasting bait before.

edit: on the offchance this is serious, you're just as biased as the devs proved they are with these dev notes. This kind of one-sided attitude is just garbage.

[Simka]

I love it, makes me smile after i spend all my bp from event to get my hag to 35 for ruin right before the notes were released xD

[STRWBRY]

A lot of love got put into this bait, 10/10

[CoMtnRider]

Joke posts are best short and sweet. The only thing people will read is the title lol.

[Unga Bunga Muscle Tower]

This is the greatest thing I've read this year... this is on levels with The No Mither Op Rant.

You make me proud The Twilight Zone being in black and white is dumb a lot more funny than you think.

[Rubedog]

Reads Bubba, Plague, and Legion's changes

My sides have been sacrificed to the entity

[Simka]

Originally posted by CoMtnRider:

Joke posts are best short and sweet. The only thing people will read is the title lol.

yeah its long but absolutly worth it xD

[CoMtnRider]

Originally posted by Vindicare:

Originally posted by CoMtnRider:

Joke posts are best short and sweet. The only thing people will read is the title lol.

yeah its long but absolutly worth it xD

I read it, I just know these forums and most won't

[Totally Not Myers]

Originally posted by CoMtnRider:

Originally posted by Vindicare:

yeah its long but absolutly worth it xD

I read it, I just know these forums and most won't :sacrificed:

I read it as well, thus my 1st post calling this thread a bait thread.

[freude]

I actually enjoyed reading this, thank you.

[CoMtnRider]

I second the Clown nose suggestion BTW, that would be hilarious!!!

[Doshka]

Switched from killer main to Survivor while waiting for ruin to appear on shrine and honestly the game has gotten ALOT easier since I made that change. I busted my butt as a killer and managed rank 17. In the same amount of time learning Survivor and im rank 13. Tho now that I am a survivor main after seeing the news, I am holding out hope still but if things stay the way they are I will do my best not to contribute to the "Toxic survivor" crap I have seen on both sides of the fence. :(