Best jokes in DBD

[Dreadlok]

I got a few.
"Good luck getting to red ranks." Said by any survivor that got beat down and has nothing more creative to say.
"You have NOED, no skill player" Said by any survivor that doesn't realize there is more objectives to do besides generators.
Every day, comedy gold is spewed forth on the lobby chat. Share yours.

[Uncle Sam]

Messaggio originale di G3:

Messaggio originale di kami:

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ facecamper"

Said the survivor after I got my 5th token in devour hope by staying far away from every single hooked survivor

Calling Devour Hope users campers is my favorite. The only one who can "camp" with DH is Billy. Just speed back when they unhook. Same with Make Your Choice.

I agree! It's specially funny to see after you Mori them once reached the 5th stack.

[Dreadlok]

Messaggio originale di Mr. Foster:

Messaggio originale di G3:

Calling Devour Hope users campers is my favorite. The only one who can "camp" with DH is Billy. Just speed back when they unhook. Same with Make Your Choice.

I agree! It's specially funny to see after you Mori them once reached the 5th stack.

Some people call names for the sake of calling names. Funny, and pathetic.

[Undying Zombie]

When a survivor complains that the killer has NOED and blames their loss on it. When it never activated and the game ended with 4 gens still to go.. :P

[Uncle Sam]

Messaggio originale di Undying Zombie:

When a survivor complains that the killer has NOED and blames their loss on it. When it never activated and the game ended with 4 gens still to go.. :P

Indeed! That reminds me when I was learning to play hillbilly in purple ranks and just got 3 of the 4 perks slot unlocked. Was enduring 3, bitter murmur 2 and Noed 1 (before the exposed effect, across all tiers buff). Played against 4 survivors who boom rushed the hook as soon I hooked someone.

It was a under 3 min boring match.

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Messaggio originale di Dread Hard:

Best jokes in DBD

1) Tombstone Myers - ultimate troll.

2) Insidious basement Bubba - ultimate facecamper.

3) Hillbilly's chainsaw hitbox - rip.

[Slippery When Dead]

Despite it being an old one - swearing at the Killer because of instadown (Killer was Hillbilly).

[Notorious B.I.G]

Survivors: we need more objectives
Noed: do bones

[Crowbaria]

Being called a SWF when I play solo.

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Messaggio originale di Ding:

Being called a SWF when I play solo.

Hahah, thats a good one.

[Dreadlok]

You play Scratched Mirror Mikey for the lulz, and you get "wall hacker"

[Josh Hutcherson]

Messaggio originale di Salty people on Reddit:

Keep being ♥♥♥♥ and being hardstuck purple. I'd say I'll see you in game but you're far too low ranked to ever be matched against me on either side lmfao. Like I said, go watch a fungoose stream and you'll quickly (or maybe not, seems you have double digit forest gump IQ) understand how terrible you are.

Messaggio originale di Salty people on Reddit:

Reported for uncivil behavior, disrespect isn't wanted here and I'll gladly report you.

[Dreadlok]

Messaggio originale di Steve-o Profile #215:

Messaggio originale di Salty people on Reddit:

Keep being ♥♥♥♥ and being hardstuck purple. I'd say I'll see you in game but you're far too low ranked to ever be matched against me on either side lmfao. Like I said, go watch a fungoose stream and you'll quickly (or maybe not, seems you have double digit forest gump IQ) understand how terrible you are.

Messaggio originale di Salty people on Reddit:

Reported for uncivil behavior, disrespect isn't wanted here and I'll gladly report you.

Oof

[Joe]

>> killer was camping
>> a survivor threw a fit

>> killer of proceeds to say" i just bought a new tent at walmart, needed to test it out"
> i was laughing very much lol

[Emperor of Pootis]

was call a hacker for using discipline carter's notes and discipline class 3. instant madness tier up in 1 shock = hacker lol

[Notorious B.I.G]

Got called an exploiter for using Fragrant tuft of hair on a rank 20, no tombstone luckily, just tuft and memorial poster.