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I had a game earlier tonight and it was a lot of fun suprisingly. I was survivor and it was the meat plant with sthe talky boi. Game starts off, am looking for a gen, I cant find one. I run into a fellow meg in the exact same outfit and give her some crouchy crouchy love and we proceded to both run around failing to find generators.

By this time we here the stalky boi music and we know its about to go down, someone gets knocked TF out and gets hooked, insta disconnects. Now at this point, you know, the odds are slim to none. We only had 1 gen done. Not long after another player gets hooked, I save there♥♥♥♥♥ but they get hooked again and thats it for them. So now its just 2 of us with 4 generators left LOL.

So am walking around, lost AF, run into the meg again but she is being chased. She runs around the corner, I go into the TV room and hide in the closet... Like why did I do that tho? Stalky boi almost go's around the corner, stops, walks over the cabnit and stands there.

It was at this time that I knew, it was GG, so I accapted my fate! I opened the closet, crouched down and nodded my yes. As we all know stalky boi has the BEST head nod in the ♥♥♥♥ing game. When I saw that bleeched out mask flopping up and down, I knew there was chance.

So I started running and I just kept running looking for pallet but honestly could not find one, after awhile I was sure he was not trying to kill me so I just kept looking for gens. I found a green medpack on my way to the gen by the door. The other player was doing gens well he was messing with me so I jumped on the last 1 and he sat next to me nodding his head and doing 360s.

At this point I was laughing so hard I was crying and I legit could not breath. Me and the other survior meet up at the door, we both crouched down and nodded to the killer to pay our respects.

One of the funniest game's I played in awhile!
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Eross1b Aug 31, 2018 @ 9:07am 
A survivor called me a ♥♥♥♥ for giving them the hatch.
Wizurd_Merlin Aug 31, 2018 @ 9:15am 
Originally posted by Eross1b:
A survivor called me a ♥♥♥♥ for giving them the hatch.

LMAO, classic.
★ NӠK ★ Aug 31, 2018 @ 9:15am 
Billywhisky camps hatch. I made the last gens and he rushed to the doors. Got the hatch. Bamboozled, again!
Undying Zombie Aug 31, 2018 @ 9:16am 
If you are ok with screen shots I have a two.. Soo much has happened since playing I do not fully remember them all XD.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1272025302 This was mostly about the end game chat. The chat went on for longer, I really should have made more screenshots.. But I just kept messing with this person's head XD.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1402012765
She litterally went over to me, and started trying to get out of Tier 3 madness there.. XD I decided to move around at one point and took another screenshot to make it look like something else but :P

One thing I can tell I did a long time ago. As Myers.. I was against one survivor who was really new, I could tell. I decided to be nice to that player but I was going to use him as bait. I was using insidious and I cornered him in a buss that was a dead end. ( no back exit ) He was wounded. I was nodding at him like crazy and looking out of the buss every once in a while. I had a feeling another survivor would come to heal him. I was one tap away from EW3. ) Sure enough it happened and I downed the person who turned the corner.. I also downed another person that was near by. XD. I can not remember everything that happened but I know he escaped, cant remember if anyone else did. But at the end I was doing the moon walk at the exit where the survivor(s) where :P

The guy was laughing really hard most of the match, at least according to what he said in the end chat. I would nod at him a lot and moonwalk sometimes. I downed him and left him alone a few times as well. I never hooked him.
pauloandrade224 (Banned) Aug 31, 2018 @ 9:24am 
I might have grabbed 3 survivors swarming the hook as trapper and they all oddly disconnected when the 4th got grabbed.
I have of course proudly put some pics of it in my screenshots.
Klumpatsch Aug 31, 2018 @ 9:26am 
Not really funny, but I just had a game where the killer (Doctor!) didn't manage to find me ONCE, then I escorted someone out to the exit (took a hit for him), the Doctor spammed his shock, I had massive lags (always happens to me against him) aaand he downed me millimeters from my escape while everyone left. Feels great!

Oh, and as a killer it's always pretty funny when someone thinks he's a teabag flashlight pro and then gets downed within seconds.
Last edited by Klumpatsch; Aug 31, 2018 @ 9:27am
Undying Zombie Aug 31, 2018 @ 9:40am 
Oh I have another one. Early in a match I hooked someone in basement. I was Leatherface. I left broke some stuff and seen some scratch marks, followed them to basement. And there I see 3 survivors.. Chainsawed them all and hooked them.. I think 5 or 4 gens where still not done at that point.. The last survivor just walked down the street ( where I went to. This was on Myer's map ) and surrendered lol.

I felt soo bad for Samnation as he was the one who was the last survivor.. and I love his videos too XD.
Last edited by Undying Zombie; Aug 31, 2018 @ 9:41am
Morshu-Maxxing Aug 31, 2018 @ 9:46am 
As a Doctor, I once had a game where everyone DC'd. Like, I'm not sure what rank it was, but I know that as soon as someone screamed, they disconnected, and then it was like domino effect. It was hilarious to me because I was just beginning to play him, lmao.

Same thing happened to me with the Nurse. First blink, two DC's. After that I just let the last two leave cuz I felt bad
Wizurd_Merlin Aug 31, 2018 @ 10:10am 
Originally posted by Sir Klumpatsch:
Not really funny, but I just had a game where the killer (Doctor!) didn't manage to find me ONCE, then I escorted someone out to the exit (took a hit for him), the Doctor spammed his shock, I had massive lags (always happens to me against him) aaand he downed me millimeters from my escape while everyone left. Feels great!

Oh, and as a killer it's always pretty funny when someone thinks he's a teabag flashlight pro and then gets downed within seconds.

Getting downed at the end is the WHORST! Sometimes I die because I feel the need to point at the killer.



Originally posted by Undying Zombie:
If you are ok with screen shots I have a two.. Soo much has happened since playing I do not fully remember them all XD.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1272025302 This was mostly about the end game chat. The chat went on for longer, I really should have made more screenshots.. But I just kept messing with this person's head XD.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1402012765
She litterally went over to me, and started trying to get out of Tier 3 madness there.. XD I decided to move around at one point and took another screenshot to make it look like something else but :P

One thing I can tell I did a long time ago. As Myers.. I was against one survivor who was really new, I could tell. I decided to be nice to that player but I was going to use him as bait. I was using insidious and I cornered him in a buss that was a dead end. ( no back exit ) He was wounded. I was nodding at him like crazy and looking out of the buss every once in a while. I had a feeling another survivor would come to heal him. I was one tap away from EW3. ) Sure enough it happened and I downed the person who turned the corner.. I also downed another person that was near by. XD. I can not remember everything that happened but I know he escaped, cant remember if anyone else did. But at the end I was doing the moon walk at the exit where the survivor(s) where :P

The guy was laughing really hard most of the match, at least according to what he said in the end chat. I would nod at him a lot and moonwalk sometimes. I downed him and left him alone a few times as well. I never hooked him.


Yoooo this whats up. I seen some videos of moon walking myers. In my expriences myers are the nicest and coolest killer mains out there. His head nodding always crack me up every damn time. I have not really learned to use killer traits tbh am a baby killer.

Originally posted by Being Edgy Isn't Cool:
As a Doctor, I once had a game where everyone DC'd. Like, I'm not sure what rank it was, but I know that as soon as someone screamed, they disconnected, and then it was like domino effect. It was hilarious to me because I was just beginning to play him, lmao.

Same thing happened to me with the Nurse. First blink, two DC's. After that I just let the last two leave cuz I felt bad

Its been happeing a lot lately, people are just like nope I dont want to deal with this, click. I had like 6 dc game's last night I think.
Wizurd_Merlin Aug 31, 2018 @ 10:14am 
*update*

So I just had a game @ the school yard and i heard the nurse once and all was silent for the rest of the game. We rushed gens and in no time flat we where running for the door. One of the surviors pointed at the handle and I was like dont mind if I do.

then 2 of the survivors started pointing at the gate then they ran away, I thought they was just goofing. Whoosh the nurse poped out of the door and insta downed me! That was all she wrote for me, the team left me to die as she hooked me in the basement. I had like 4 wins in a row so it was coming to me.
Last edited by Wizurd_Merlin; Aug 31, 2018 @ 10:16am
El Fuerte (Banned) Aug 31, 2018 @ 10:16am 
Here is the funniest DbD story ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R98e-Y4Lu8w
Wizurd_Merlin Aug 31, 2018 @ 10:17am 
Originally posted by N Aguento + Morrê:
Here is the funniest DbD story ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R98e-Y4Lu8w

Yea I seen that. Game is broken sometimes.
Last edited by Wizurd_Merlin; Aug 31, 2018 @ 10:17am
Azelinuu Aug 31, 2018 @ 10:24am 
There were 2 Survivors left and I was looking for the last Survivor I didn't get a BBQ stack from yet, so I ignored Kate and looked around for the Claudette. Found her, hooked her, and gave Kate the hatch. One of the Survivors I killed earlier said they recorded everything and reported me for working with Kate.
Wizurd_Merlin Aug 31, 2018 @ 10:28am 
Originally posted by Azelidood:
There were 2 Survivors left and I was looking for the last Survivor I didn't get a BBQ stack from yet, so I ignored Kate and looked around for the Claudette. Found her, hooked her, and gave Kate the hatch. One of the Survivors I killed earlier said they recorded everything and reported me for working with Kate.

REPORTED! :steammocking:
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