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Yeah, but half of those 4 are sweaty, dirty, stinky, unwashed man-meat possessors...so no.
Huntress. All day, every day, twice on Sundays. She can crush me with her thighs any time.
The only correct answer is Jeff.
I mean the Plague is tall and well developed and pretty...but she also vomits constantly which definitely takes her out of the running.
The Nurse has nothing physically wrong with her from the one outfit where we actually see her bone structure but she's also got a very unpleasant shrieky voice so she's out.
The Spirit is Underage and Bipolar so not eligible at all.
The Hag, ain't got much meat left on her if ya know what I mean.
Legion ladies aren't just teenagers but stupid teenagers who get caught up in the wrong crowd and cause trouble for everyone around them.
Huntress is therefore the hottest, great looks, not underage, doesn't vomit, remarkably well groomed for an off-the-grid self raised child, self-made woman, good fashion sense, love the masks bold statement but on her it works, can take down full grown soldiers, wants children. 10/10
The hottest male killer is clearly The Wraith, started out killing by choice for pretty understandable reasons, I'd shank my boss too if it turned out he was making me execute people and hadn't even bothered to tell me about it or give me a proper assassins salary. Looks wise he's a total stud, broad shoulders, nice legs, the part tree thing is a little weird but no body is perfect. Plus his bell is pretty musical sounding almost pleasant.
Also compare him to the other guys:
The Trapper is a tool who does everything his father says.
The Hillbilly is an abused kid who takes his anger out on the world.
The Clown is just unclean, unwell and unviable as a mate. You get with that man and your children gonna have cancer or aids or sociopathy or something.
The Legion boys are not only underage but their the worst and cringiest kind of teenager, the sort that causes meaningless trouble for everyone around them and think it makes them clever or untouchable or some other stupid thing.
The Doctor experiments on himself and laughs at his own jokes 0/10 unbangable.
But The Wraith 10/10 tells his boss to shove it, heart in the right place, good body, ain't afraid to learn a musical instrument. 10/10 very bangable.
Female survivors hmmm
I feel like it's gonna have to be either Kate or Claudette cause Meg and Nea and Feng are underage and Jane kinda seems like she's too career driven right now and you'll just end up slowing her down at this point in her life. I mean it could work but I think you'd both have to work at it really hard and that seems like a hassle which kinda makes it less hot.
But yeah Kate or Claudette are equally viable, though Kate is probably going to be a stubborn partner whereas I think Claudette would be more open to collaboration because she's such an empath. Not that Kate can't collaborate but I think you'd both have to learn to do so as the relationship progressed whereas I think it'd come more easily to Claudette.
Male survivors
Jeff and Jake are the go to men here at first though I think Dwight could grow into it after his stint in the trials. I think in an odd way they probably bring out his potential. Whereas I think Jeff and Jake are already in a good place in terms of emotional growth. Jake is physically a stud and Jeff seems like a pretty laidback older dude with a lot of experiences and stories to tell. I think David is a little too willing to hurt himself and get into a scrape even if the shirtlessness is definitely a plus. I also think that the last guy who came with The Spirit is a bit like Jane I don't think that it's the right time for relationships with him. Also that buzz cut needs to go.
I didn't include any of the ones from other franchises cause they don't count.
Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZwYadmgPw