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And it's not even close.
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Nurse would be bae, but she sounds like she's about that 50 shades life -- but she doesn't have the stamina for that 50 shades life.
She's all "Choke me daddy" but then five minutes later and you pull out that buttplug and she's like "nope" and teleports out the room.
You know the hag is down for the freaky stuff, but you know at the end of the night it is you will end up getting their prostate massaged by those cleavers she calls fingers. One has to be careful though she might just clone her self and do her nails while you get it on with a mud copy.
Feng seems like a screamer, but that's all she is. She moans. She groans. She screams.. and that's it. Unless you get off on beating her up and tying to her a basement shelf you're out of luck - But don't let her know that. Underneath that dress she has a thousand scars of people who were tougher than you . She's the kind of person who would spit on you and call you horrible names if you get tired of smacking her around. You can't please Feng unless your name is TOSHIBA MAGIC WAND.
You'd have to check Laurie's ID to make sure she's actually the age she says she is. She's totally a GILF. Laurie shows up like "Hello fellow kids" in her 1920's lingere barely showing some ankle. Chris Hansen would show up and arrest her if you tried to bang her.
Meg? You'd have to pretty much sexually assault her because she seems like the kind of person who doesn't like being touched. She'd invite you out to drinks, bring you back to her place, and then jump out the bedroom window screaming as if you have the H1N1 strain of Cooties if you try to kiss her.
Claudette, she'd seem the like type to endulge in the Devils Lettuce before hand. She's the Chocolate of Vanilla flavored loving. You had the rest, now try... The slightly same but while stoned. Afterwards you'd have to listen to her rant about her fanfictions and theories on growing better strains of plants.
Kate is good girl who only looks bad. She'll string you along and then bam, plain old Vanilla. Nothing wrong with Vanilla though. Might mix well with some Chocolate if you know what I mean.
Nea seems like the one who would bring her own strap-on and challenge you to a game of russian roulette with a mouse trap to see who gets to be on the bottom.
You just don't stick your ♥♥♥♥ in Amanda.
The Huntress, I'd have to question her hygine before sticking any thing into her. She's from the olden times where it was No Shave, No Life. At this point I question if she's actually wearing a skirt and just didn't weave her pubic hairs into that dress.
Ultimately, Dwight dressed up a wig, tight miniskirt asking for your sausage pizza is the best girl.
You don't want to 'play a game' with Amanda? Chicken. Lol
I'd rather die by Snu-Snu with the Huntress than play STD russian Roulette.