Should Killers be Able to Crouch?

[Bloof Malloy Flumberghast]

Should killers be able to crouch? Imagine the possibilities!

1) Killers could take a quick squat during loop chases to hide their direction

2) Killers could employ more stealthy stalking techniques, especially when using insidious.

3) Nurse wouldn't crouch, but she's strong enough as it is. However, the weaker killers would get a nice, if infrequently used, movement option. Meyers in particular would be helped by a crouch, as he must stalk his prey from a distance.

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Aaaaand... it would never happen. I can think of one huge reason crouching would never be added for the killer.

Killers would teabag downed players. Yes, I would love to do this. Every killer would love to do this. But the level of butthurt would be so great it would demand a telethon with all the biggest stars attending to relieve the suffering of the poor, teabagged survivors.

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This is Devon. (weepy picture of fat gamer slumped in his chair, comatose and drooling on himself) After spending 1,253 hours playing his Jake character in DBD Devon experienced a complete meltdown.

Devon had just completed 14 matches in a row where he had great success flashing, blocking, using decisive strike and borrowed time. Devon conquered each and every killer, ending the matches with at least a dozen teabag motions in triumph.

Then the crouching motion was added to killers. Nobody had any idea the impact this would have on the fragile mind of Devon.

"He just went numb," his mother said, "I tried to shake him and he wouldn't snap out of it. He was drooling, his eyes locked in a thousand-mile stare."

Yes, after his usual infinite loop Devon went for a save. With his borrowed time already used Devon found himself crippled by the killer. Forgetting he had already used his decisive strike Devon got careless again. Somehow he found himself on his belly. For real this time.

But the killer didn't hoist him up. The killer proceeded to teabag on Devon's face for the rest of the match.

"I just heard screaming" his mother recalled. 'When i found him he was shaking with anger, and then suddenly he froze like this. It's been days. He needs help."

Donate now, for there are thousands of players just like Devon...

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Yeah, killers crouching is a bad idea. Nevermind.

[idk]

You must've had some interesting games today

[LightMerlin]

Killers having the ability to crouch would be a cool thing

[VexTheHex]

I think it'd look pretty dumb though. And they'd have to move slower making it useless in most cases. Imagine Myers squat walking...

"Killers would teabag downed players. Yes, I would love to do this. Every killer would love to do this. But the level of butthurt would be so great it would demand a telethon with all the biggest stars attending to relieve the suffering of the poor, teabagged survivors."

Oh. You're just a salty guy. Nvm.

[Kaisen]

What a lovely story.

[LightMerlin]

but poor devon would suffer from ♥♥♥♥ cancer so we shouldn't

[Bloof Malloy Flumberghast]

Originally posted by VexTheHex:

I think it'd look pretty dumb though. And they'd have to move slower making it useless in most cases. Imagine Myers squat walking...

"Killers would teabag downed players. Yes, I would love to do this. Every killer would love to do this. But the level of butthurt would be so great it would demand a telethon with all the biggest stars attending to relieve the suffering of the poor, teabagged survivors."

Oh. You're just a salty guy. Nvm.

As killer I would teabag survivors for the same reason a dog licks his scrotum- because he can.

[Mattbehrns]

DBD: Ok we have to make the killers has scary as possibile so give us ideas

Community: lets make it so the hillbilly can swing his balls up and down while facecamping survivors while revving his chainsaw

[DOGE Auditor]

Originally posted by Slippery Fun Time:

Originally posted by VexTheHex:

I think it'd look pretty dumb though. And they'd have to move slower making it useless in most cases. Imagine Myers squat walking...

"Killers would teabag downed players. Yes, I would love to do this. Every killer would love to do this. But the level of butthurt would be so great it would demand a telethon with all the biggest stars attending to relieve the suffering of the poor, teabagged survivors."

Oh. You're just a salty guy. Nvm.

As killer I would teabag survivors for the same reason a dog licks his scrotum- because he can.

So many teabags I'd have to buy stock in Lipton.

[Chan]

Originally posted by mattberns:

DBD: Ok we have to make the killers has scary as possibile so give us ideas

Community: lets make it so the hillbilly can swing his balls up and down while facecamping survivors while revving his chainsaw

[Deus Vult]

Tbagging killers inc.

[Der Epic-Skin]

Originally posted by Sin.Finity ♋:

Tbagging killers inc.

FeelsBadMan inc.

[weirdkid5]

I approve of the Tea Bagging Cube for Killers.

[JOBdOut on YT]

You just spoiled ideas for two future killers, one that can crouch and one that can sprint.

[weirdkid5]

Originally posted by t.tv/TehFreakPlays:

You just spoiled ideas for two future killers, one that can crouch and one that can sprint.

We already have a Killer than can sprint tho. His name is Better Leatherface aka Hillbilly.

[⛧]

The last thing I need is a crouching MM to give me more of a heart attack than his creepy standing butt does already.