good dbd pickup lines

[bunni]

iOrangeStain: You the nurse? Cuz you take my breath away. <3
Dot 💤🍬: omg
iOrangeStain: ;3

[Jayed Skier]

are you a trappy cuz you're literally daddy

[𓃸 Happy 𓄫]

A Happiness thread?! Rare.

[Ry]

Originally posted by Dot 💤🍬:

iOrangeStain: You the nurse? Cuz you take my breath away. <3
Dot 💤🍬: omg
iOrangeStain: ;3

Before the patch:

Are you Spies from the Shadows? Cuz you're buggy as hell.

[𓃸 Happy 𓄫]

Originally posted by Ryse:

Originally posted by Dot 💤🍬:

iOrangeStain: You the nurse? Cuz you take my breath away. <3
Dot 💤🍬: omg
iOrangeStain: ;3

Before the patch:

Are you Spies from the Shadows? Cuz you're buggy as hell.

LOL

[Jayed Skier]

Are you the hag cuz your tiddies are literally out

put a shirt on

[Querabias]

* You must be Dwight, cause you're de-Dwightful.
* I'm all over your meathook.
* Leave me your number, babe, or I'll make a crow tell it to me.
* You know, my friend told me "He's Dead", and I just knew you were the one.
* You. Me. A plaid fannel. Think about it.
* If I were a serial killer and you were trapped in my house with three other people, I'd totally save you for last, cause you're the best around here.
* I'd totally not stab you and leave you to die in a puddle of your own blood babe. I'd sacrifice you to my god, even if I had to walk all the way to the basement.
* Let me asphyxiate you and then gently caress you in my bed.
* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ survivor; let me kill you already!

Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christ this is going so much wrong.

[ZiggyOwl]

Claudette stole my locker Dwight has her heart...ok even that was cringe lol.

[𓃸 Happy 𓄫]

Originally posted by Mags:

* You must be Dwight, cause you're de-Dwightful.
* I'm all over your meathook.
* Leave me your number, babe, or I'll make a crow tell it to me.
* You know, my friend told me "He's Dead", and I just knew you were the one.
* You. Me. A plaid fannel. Think about it.
* If I were a serial killer and you were trapped in my house with three other people, I'd totally save you for last, cause you're the best around here.
* I'd totally not stab you and leave you to die in a puddle of your own blood babe. I'd sacrifice you to my god, even if I had to walk all the way to the basement.
* Let me asphyxiate you and then gently caress you in my bed.
* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ survivor; let me kill you already!

Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christ this is going so much wrong.

....Idk if I can consider half of those as pick up lines or murder flirts lol.

[Mr. M Mythic]

All my male killers are equipped with Brutal Strength and No One Escapes D i c k

[kek]

Hook me and my fleshlight is up for grabs. ;]

TM

[Leng Spider]

Let's sneak around the woods and play doctor.
There's a treasure chest in the basement, do you want to check it out?
I brought extra batteries.
Party game: you two have to go into the closet for five minutes.

[mutantbeth]

Cringe. But cute cringe.

[bananaplanes]

are you a trapper? because who uses beartraps in sex?

[Mr. M Mythic]

all these female killers got me hooked

[MinusVitaminD]

Girl, this chainsaw ain't going to suck itself.