Salty survivor jokes

[Hoppled]

How many survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?... 3! One to bodyblock, 2nd to flashlight spam just in case anyone tries to stop them from doing it!

What's better than 2 survivors on the hook? 2 survivors BMing you when they don't know you have NOED and you're near the basement

Why are survivors so lame?
Because they are salty 12 year olds usually who play Dwight


how do you check if a survivor is salty? .. just hook em!

What is the most shameful thing you can do as a survivor? ... use decisive strike!! Haha

Why are survivors so stupid? Cuz they're survivors! Chosen by natural selection to be the prey soon to be extinct, while the killer doesn't have to survive, they just kill!

So did this trigger you, little survivor babies? Haha can't take a joke I bet?

[Superyoshiegg]

How do you make a killer rage quit? Pop a generator!

Hahaha, I'm funny right?
Have another.

How do you make a killer spew salt? Sab a hook in their face as they're about to hook someone!

Hilarious, right?

[Hoppled]

Originally posted by Superyoshiegg:

How do you make a killer rage quit? Pop a generator!

Hahaha, I'm funny right?
Have another.

How do you make a killer spew salt? Sab a hook in their face as they're about to hook someone!

Hilarious, right?

That's why I run iron grasp agitation build to counter the salty sabo survivors

[Superyoshiegg]

Originally posted by Horizons:

Originally posted by Superyoshiegg:

How do you make a killer rage quit? Pop a generator!

Hahaha, I'm funny right?
Have another.

How do you make a killer spew salt? Sab a hook in their face as they're about to hook someone!

Hilarious, right?

That's why I run iron grasp agitation build to counter the salty sabo survivors

Which is why I don't go anywhere near the basement.

[Boss]

I imagined reading these jokes in text-to-speech to make them even less funny than they are.

I failed.

[:D]

Originally posted by Horizons:

how do you check if a survivor is salty? .. just hook em!

this one made me laugh xD

[TheWorldconsumer]

well, we killers really "hook up" with a lotta ladies.

[Superyoshiegg]

"Want to hang out tomorrow?"
"If you make another Dead by Daylight pun, we're breaking up."
"Come on, don't leave me hanging."
*beep... beep*

[Jenny]

When you hook a survivor, say: "Hang in there!"

[Camila]

Originally posted by Superyoshiegg:

How do you make a killer rage quit? Pop a generator!

Hahaha, I'm funny right?
Have another.

How do you make a killer spew salt? Sab a hook in their face as they're about to hook someone!

Hilarious, right?

lmao honestly, as a killer, sabo'ing my hook right as I'm bringing someone up is both hilarious and frustrating.

[Superyoshiegg]

Originally posted by CamilaVanilla:

Originally posted by Superyoshiegg:

How do you make a killer rage quit? Pop a generator!

Hahaha, I'm funny right?
Have another.

How do you make a killer spew salt? Sab a hook in their face as they're about to hook someone!

Hilarious, right?

lmao honestly, as a killer, sabo'ing my hook right as I'm bringing someone up is both hilarious and frustrating.

But then instant karma as another survivor happens to pop the last gen and the killer has NOED and he hits you in that 3 second animation...

[Peanits]

If this doesn't qualify as bait, I don't know what does.