Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series

View Stats:
Philip Nov 13, 2015 @ 7:59am
IF Ruben is a male pig why does he have nipples?
If a pig is a mammal which it is, the male pig won't need nipples to breastfeed the young, and all minecraft pigs do have nipples.
< >
Showing 1-15 of 16 comments
jiwas Nov 13, 2015 @ 4:10pm 
minecraft mobs are genderless.
MimoDX2 Nov 13, 2015 @ 5:07pm 
Reuben do have gender, because he is NOT a normal pig. He came from a alternate reality. I'm sorry Jesse but... if you think Reuben is a normal pig, then you sir, are really REALLY wrong. I mean, compare him to the other pigs:

A normal pig's eyes has immobile pupils, they never move. But Reuben's eyes are just like the human's eyes.

I don't have to say anything about their forms, do i?

Now look at how smart Reuben is... The normal pigs do what? Eat grass and move. But Reuben is smart just like a human.

And one last thing...
Normal pigs don't have eyebrows.
Well...

Reuben has eyebrows
Cross Nov 18, 2015 @ 8:56am 
well, with humans anyway, both genders have nipples. also this may answer your question http://www.answers.com/Q/Why_do_male_pigs_have_teats

as for they eyebrows, they're most likely there to help show emotion on Reuben's face
Spader-spyder Nov 18, 2015 @ 2:08pm 
Originally posted by MimoDX2:
Reuben do have gender, because he is NOT a normal pig. He came from a alternate reality. I'm sorry Jesse but... if you think Reuben is a normal pig, then you sir, are really REALLY wrong. I mean, compare him to the other pigs:

A normal pig's eyes has immobile pupils, they never move. But Reuben's eyes are just like the human's eyes.

I don't have to say anything about their forms, do i?

Now look at how smart Reuben is... The normal pigs do what? Eat grass and move. But Reuben is smart just like a human.

And one last thing...
Normal pigs don't have eyebrows.
Well...

Reuben has eyebrows

Also Reuben CAN understand humans...WAIT!!!! I figured it out! Reuben is...............................................
HEROBRINE!!!!!!!!
MimoDX2 Nov 20, 2015 @ 5:32am 
Originally posted by Spaderthespider:
Originally posted by MimoDX2:
Reuben do have gender, because he is NOT a normal pig. He came from a alternate reality. I'm sorry Jesse but... if you think Reuben is a normal pig, then you sir, are really REALLY wrong. I mean, compare him to the other pigs:

A normal pig's eyes has immobile pupils, they never move. But Reuben's eyes are just like the human's eyes.

I don't have to say anything about their forms, do i?

Now look at how smart Reuben is... The normal pigs do what? Eat grass and move. But Reuben is smart just like a human.

And one last thing...
Normal pigs don't have eyebrows.
Well...

Reuben has eyebrows

Also Reuben CAN understand humans...WAIT!!!! I figured it out! Reuben is...............................................
HEROBRINE!!!!!!!!
No... It can't be...
dxstiny Nov 20, 2015 @ 3:17pm 
Originally posted by MimoDX2:
Reuben do have gender, because he is NOT a normal pig. He came from a alternate reality. I'm sorry Jesse but... if you think Reuben is a normal pig, then you sir, are really REALLY wrong. I mean, compare him to the other pigs:

A normal pig's eyes has immobile pupils, they never move. But Reuben's eyes are just like the human's eyes.

I don't have to say anything about their forms, do i?

Now look at how smart Reuben is... The normal pigs do what? Eat grass and move. But Reuben is smart just like a human.

And one last thing...
Normal pigs don't have eyebrows.
Well...

Reuben has eyebrows
He was created to be the loveable animal character in the series. Most games/shows have the same sterotypical characters. The hero, the sidekick, the pet, the brute, the idiot, etc. the list goes on and on, but from there you can see my point clearly.

Also, Minecraft mobs have no gender, and people just generally refer to "he" unless it is confirmed to be a female.

Also, all fetuses start as females I believe

Also, the eyebrows are probably to express emotions.

manglemonster Nov 20, 2015 @ 10:27pm 
... why does this post exist? ...
Philip Nov 22, 2015 @ 5:57am 
Originally posted by MangleMonster:
... why does this post exist? ...
Why do you exist?
jiwas Nov 22, 2015 @ 6:37am 
Originally posted by MLGHerman Fegelein:
Originally posted by MangleMonster:
... why does this post exist? ...
Why do you exist?
Why are we saying "why"?
Nitsua Nov 22, 2015 @ 12:14pm 
because reuben is a liar...yes...a liar.
manglemonster Nov 22, 2015 @ 1:18pm 
Originally posted by MLGHerman Fegelein:
Originally posted by MangleMonster:
... why does this post exist? ...
Why do you exist?
O_O I'm gunna go stare at a wall and re-think EVERYTHING now.
Avian Ambassador Nov 23, 2015 @ 8:24am 
stupidist. topic. ever
manglemonster Nov 23, 2015 @ 1:35pm 
Originally posted by terrerian500:
stupidist. topic. ever
IK :papyrus:
Smellmeh Nov 23, 2015 @ 8:42pm 
Guess what guys! Somehow this post exist!
manglemonster Nov 23, 2015 @ 11:44pm 
Originally posted by Smellmeh:
Guess what guys! Somehow this post exist!
You mean EXISTS.
< >
Showing 1-15 of 16 comments
Per page: 1530 50

Date Posted: Nov 13, 2015 @ 7:59am
Posts: 16