This game isn't for your kids.

[GanjaGoddess]

If you decide to buy your 8-10 yr old this game, shame on you. They scream, cry, and send people death threats and tell them to kill themselves because they don't know how to properly handle losing or being killed. They are too young and too immature to play a progression game. You wouldn't buy DayZ for an 8 yr old, so why the ♥♥♥♥ would you get a kid this game. Because it includes dinosaurs? Dinosaurs ≠ happy fun times and easy gameplay. This is coming from multiple personal experiences dealing with other peoples kids screaming at me because I ate them. Kids don't know how to deal with this sort of stimuli, so don't give it to them.

[Kannibale]

Agreed.

[Darry Doplus]

I doubt most parents know what their kids buy on steam.

[GanjaGoddess]

Originally posted by Muk:

I doubt most parents know what their kids buy on steam.

I just know some parents who actually looked at this and bought it for their kids, on THEIR account.

[Rosha]

Originally posted by Muk:

I doubt most parents know what their kids buy on steam.

Yeah because ten year olds can buy their stuff with their own credit card

[ISI]

Originally posted by OWNER Lera:

Originally posted by Muk:

I doubt most parents know what their kids buy on steam.

Yeah because ten year olds can buy their stuff with their own credit card

kids do get allowance and you don't need credit card to buy a steam card.

though I didn't really want to say anything, I get that kids are annoying and all, but it's a little bit more upsetting that you (who I can only assume is a adult) is actually letting it get to them. kids will be kids, there nothing you can really change, this happens in a lot of multiplayer games. Are you gonna tell parents not to buy there kid/s Minecraft cause they made a stupid and unachievable threat. all I can say is get over it, or don't read it.

[GanjaGoddess]

Originally posted by ISI:

Originally posted by OWNER Lera:

Yeah because ten year olds can buy their stuff with their own credit card

kids do get allowance and you don't need credit card to buy a steam card.

though I didn't really want to say anything, I get that kids are annoying and all, but it's a little bit more upsetting that you (who I can only assume is a adult) is actually letting it get to them. kids will be kids, there nothing you can really change, this happens in a lot of multiplayer games. Are you gonna tell parents not to buy there kid/s Minecraft cause they made a stupid and unachievable threat. all I can say is get over it, or don't read it.

Its more like the fact they are playing games not even targetted at them, and they'll have no idea how to properly deal with something Hard and Mean. Its not even fair to them either at that age and they just get it because dinosaurs. Its bad for everyone envolved I mean.. Minecraft is a game for kiddos, you can't compare it to this

[PeasantKyr]

Originally posted by ISI:

Are you gonna tell parents not to buy there kid/s Minecraft cause they made a stupid and unachievable threat. all I can say is get over it, or don't read it.

No, but I would tell them that humans with "anatomically correct" body parts will be coming to the game at some point.

[ISI]

Originally posted by ☕TEAranny☕:

Originally posted by ISI:

kids do get allowance and you don't need credit card to buy a steam card.

though I didn't really want to say anything, I get that kids are annoying and all, but it's a little bit more upsetting that you (who I can only assume is a adult) is actually letting it get to them. kids will be kids, there nothing you can really change, this happens in a lot of multiplayer games. Are you gonna tell parents not to buy there kid/s Minecraft cause they made a stupid and unachievable threat. all I can say is get over it, or don't read it.

Its more like the fact they are playing games not even targetted at them, and they'll have no idea how to properly deal with something Hard and Mean. Its not even fair to them either at that age and they just get it because dinosaurs. Its bad for everyone envolved I mean.. Minecraft is a game for kiddos, you can't compare it to this

just cause its targeted for someone else, doesn't mean that people who aren't the target won't be able to play, again there kids, it not enough reason to get worked up.again Minecraft was just a example to rebuke you example, many other multiplayer games do the same thing.

[ISI]

Originally posted by Kyre:

Originally posted by ISI:

Are you gonna tell parents not to buy there kid/s Minecraft cause they made a stupid and unachievable threat. all I can say is get over it, or don't read it.

No, but I would tell them that humans with "anatomically correct" body parts will be coming to the game at some point.

point noted, but that's not the OP reason.

[Dasharkmasta]

not every kid is like this. i've actually played with a few little kids more mature than most adults that play this game. but overall, yeah, they scream like roblox kids

[Vaddin]

aint no 8 - 10 year old sending death threats sorry

[Soy Sensual]

Originally posted by ☕TEAranny☕:

If you decide to buy your 8-10 yr old this game, shame on you. They scream, cry, and send people death threats and tell them to kill themselves because they don't know how to properly handle losing or being killed. They are too young and too immature to play a progression game. You wouldn't buy DayZ for an 8 yr old, so why the ♥♥♥♥ would you get a kid this game. Because it includes dinosaurs? Dinosaurs ≠ happy fun times and easy gameplay. This is coming from multiple personal experiences dealing with other peoples kids screaming at me because I ate them. Kids don't know how to deal with this sort of stimuli, so don't give it to them.

Part you are right but part no, I have had many experiences and let me tell you that they are not only children, also I have seen and experienced with people already adult behaving very immature and I have met with children too educated, if you want to know which is the true Problem is that people do not know how to lose, people mostly believe that in all games what is interesting is just killing believing that it is a deathmatch when only reality is about surviving, another thing that is very important is that it is a simple game, it is not Need to do this discussion only because you go to find different people in the game, maybe your comment does not do something (no offense) but remember it's just a game do not take it so personal

[Gadzooks]

Originally posted by OWNER Lera:

Originally posted by Muk:

I doubt most parents know what their kids buy on steam.

Yeah because ten year olds can buy their stuff with their own credit card

actualy theres some parents that give their kids a debit card for their pocket money rather then just using coins these days.. so yes.. they can buy steam ♥♥♥♥ with cards...

[Deathlyrage]

Don't worry. Nudity and Extreme Gore will be coming to the game soon.

[Dakka]

Originally posted by Kyre:

Originally posted by ISI:

Are you gonna tell parents not to buy there kid/s Minecraft cause they made a stupid and unachievable threat. all I can say is get over it, or don't read it.

No, but I would tell them that humans with "anatomically correct" body parts will be coming to the game at some point.

Reality check: all males have dongs (why is the normal word to describe male genitalia censored? Grow up, Valve) I'd be more concerned about them having nightmares about the Cannibals, Magnatyrannus, the Hypos, the Tisso Reaper, etc. That and all the gore. Compared to all of these nightmare-inducing monsters, a floppy dong would be the least of my concerns. If I had kids, of course.