So I read a funny story about orks.

[Starred109]

I was YouTube and a guy made a joke about something called "Ork willpower", it cracked me up when I finished reading it and I thought y'all would like this story.

"A group of guardsmen and their commissar are holding off a wave of orks, and they eventually run out of power packs for their laser guns. Unfazed, the commissar picks up the guardsman's weapon, points it at an Ork and says "BANG!", The Ork falls down as if he were dead, then the guardsmen get the idea that they don't need ammo, they'll just do what their commissar did.

Later on, piles of dead orks litter the battlefield, until one Ork is left standing, the guardsmen point at him and yell bang, but no matter how loud they yelled it he would not go down.

When he got close enough, you could hear the Ork yell repeatedly that he was a tank while trying to kill the guardsmen."

The story ends abruptly, but I'd like to think the commissar had enough of the nonsense going on and killed him with a make believe bomb or something like that.

What did y'all think of this?

[BLAME! 40K]

yawn

[Rippa]

the orks have to believe it will work before it actually works lad, some flaws in yer story ya git now get ta fixin before i krump ya

[Starred109]

Originally posted by Blame! 40K:

yawn

Heretic.

[cleric66]

Well, you have love for the game

[BLAME! 40K]

Originally posted by Jazzylee:

Originally posted by Blame! 40K:

yawn

Heretic.

reading non official lore.....
calls me heretic.....

[Starred109]

Originally posted by Blame! 40K:

Originally posted by Jazzylee:

Heretic.

reading non official lore.....
calls me heretic.....

It's ToTaLlY true lore.

[SpVg Sacknaht Bielefeld]

Yawn²

[Doragor]

So I read this official story called SQUAD BROKEN

it was naice