Total War: WARHAMMER

Total War: WARHAMMER

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Witcher Sep 16, 2016 @ 2:00pm
Sexy Elf DLC
I would really love Elf Race DLC, but with cute sexy strong female fighters, is this possible CA or not? Less armour and a lot of skin. This is a fantasy game, so forget some of the rules and give us some female warriors, i think females are able to fight on a warhammer battlefield, so please make the game more interesting, with female power, female models for mods also !!! Battlefields are boring without women ! The few vampire females look not sexy, and the animations could be a lot more feminin. Thank you !
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A Spooky Ghost Sep 18, 2016 @ 6:48am 
Originally posted by Lieutenant Dan:
Pretty much all "sexy" Elves are the ones most likely to skin a human alive for looking at them a certain way; even High Elven ladies wouldn't think twice on it and see humans as 'hairless" apes at best or a swarm of pests at worst. Honestly this topic is a little weird; Warhammer is about confict, violence, dark humor, and the futile war against entropy, not titilation. If you want T&A and fantasy, your best bet is Skyrim with all those XXX mods.

Prepare yourself for another idiot to go on about how it's fantasy and that means you can ignore everything about it in order to appeal to people who can't find elf porn on their own.
StrangeAK47 Sep 18, 2016 @ 6:59am 
Wardancers and the lords Naestra and Arahan should be sexy females
A Spooky Ghost Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:05am 
ok let's take a look at the canon implentations of all of those

Wardancers: http://miniset.net/files/set/gw-99020204001.jpg

Naestra and Arahan: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/labibliotecadelviejomundo/images/6/6a/Naestra_y_Arahan.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140603134206&path-prefix=es

If these strike you as sexy you're the stinky guy in the gaming shop even gamers avoid.
StrangeAK47 Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:07am 
Originally posted by A Spooky Ghost:
ok let's take a look at the canon implentations of all of those

Wardancers: http://miniset.net/files/set/gw-99020204001.jpg

Naestra and Arahan: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/labibliotecadelviejomundo/images/6/6a/Naestra_y_Arahan.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140603134206&path-prefix=es

If these strike you as sexy you're the stinky guy in the gaming shop even gamers avoid.

that is not a argument.
Leslian Lexter Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:15am 
Sororitas arent really very sexy. Theyre abstinent and fully clad in armor. I dont see the sex appeal.

As for sex in warhammer, it only really belongs as an aspect of the Kingqueen of Excess, as sex counts as a sensation, which is the main lure of Slaanesh.
Everything else is grimdark here.
Vacca Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:25am 
Except for the part where the Phoenix King and the Everqueen spend an entire year locked in a tower doing nothing but breed like rabbits to ensure a female heir to become the next Everqueen.
A Spooky Ghost Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:30am 
im sure what went on was covered in extraordinary detail in a battle report in the latest white dwarf.

oh wait
A Spooky Ghost Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:31am 
Originally posted by Boris Immershielder:
Sororitas arent really very sexy. Theyre abstinent and fully clad in armor. I dont see the sex appeal.

don't forget often covered with heavy scarring.
Leslian Lexter Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:37am 
Originally posted by Vacca:
Except for the part where the Phoenix King and the Everqueen spend an entire year locked in a tower doing nothing but breed like rabbits to ensure a female heir to become the next Everqueen.

Did you find that story erotic? Do you also find women giving birth erotic?

Sorry but sex belongs to Slaanesh, and to us Slaanesh players it is usually a subtle or minor part. And in the end, Slaanesh is disgusting.
Last edited by Leslian Lexter; Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:38am
Vacca Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:46am 
Originally posted by Boris Immershielder:
Originally posted by Vacca:
Except for the part where the Phoenix King and the Everqueen spend an entire year locked in a tower doing nothing but breed like rabbits to ensure a female heir to become the next Everqueen.

Did you find that story erotic? Do you also find women giving birth erotic?
Ya, exactly. It's a subjective thing. So stop telling people what they should or should not find erotic or whatever. It's annoying. You don't like something, fine, whatever. Someone else may like it.
Xenos Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:46am 
I say, stick to the lore and be done with it. Morathi is half naked? Portray here half naked. Daemonettes are ugly disturbing monster-faced vaguely female creatures? Portray them as such. No fanservice, this is not a visual novel.
Last edited by Xenos; Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:47am
Leslian Lexter Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:47am 
Originally posted by Vacca:
Originally posted by Boris Immershielder:

Did you find that story erotic? Do you also find women giving birth erotic?
Ya, exactly. It's a subjective thing. So stop telling people what they should or should not find erotic or whatever. It's annoying. You don't like something, fine, whatever. Someone else may like it.

If you find that erotic, thats entirely up to you. The point is, it is not meant to be erotic. It wasnt written as erotic material.
A Spooky Ghost Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:47am 
Originally posted by Boris Immershielder:
Originally posted by Vacca:
Except for the part where the Phoenix King and the Everqueen spend an entire year locked in a tower doing nothing but breed like rabbits to ensure a female heir to become the next Everqueen.

Did you find that story erotic? Do you also find women giving birth erotic?

Sorry but sex belongs to Slaanesh, and to us Slaanesh players it is usually a subtle or minor part. And in the end, Slaanesh is disgusting.

This right here. Slaanesh does involve sex, but there's more to Slaanesh than just sex - utter sensation like noise, colour, light - and the drive to attain ever increasing highs, ideals and perfection in everything. A swordsman who tries to become the best duelist in the land to the point of obsession is at much higher risk than a common lady of the night.
Rodso Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:47am 
Originally posted by Boris Immershielder:
Originally posted by Vacca:
Ya, exactly. It's a subjective thing. So stop telling people what they should or should not find erotic or whatever. It's annoying. You don't like something, fine, whatever. Someone else may like it.

If you find that erotic, thats entirely up to you. The point is, it is not meant to be erotic. It wasnt written as erotic material.

why the hell is this conversation even been had.....
Xenos Sep 18, 2016 @ 7:48am 
Originally posted by Vacca:
Originally posted by Boris Immershielder:

Did you find that story erotic? Do you also find women giving birth erotic?
Ya, exactly.

That's a bit disturbing.


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