Best orc banter you've seen?

[LordBlade]

Just had a laugh with an orc I took on.

"Who comes to Mordor and tries to murder ALL of the orcs? I mean, maybe you have a problem with ONE orc. Or maybe even many. But ALL of the orcs? Maybe the problem is with you?"

[ionkiller]

Sady I havent had the pleasure to experience all the amazing lines the orcs say.

Gib me de poetic orc

[LordBlade]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1164299389
You mean this guy?

[ionkiller]

*Dies*

[Phoenix]

I've seen an orc with long teeth who has a speech problem, "Youf gof a proflem wiv me teef?" something like that lol

[Scorpix]

Where you have found this singing orc. I must recruit him to army and put into online fortress XD

[Weasel Biggs]

Originally posted by LordBlade:

Just had a laugh with an orc I took on.

"Who comes to Mordor and tries to murder ALL of the orcs? I mean, maybe you have a problem with ONE orc. Or maybe even many. But ALL of the orcs? Maybe the problem is with you?"

Yay, that's the Kumail Nanjiani Orc!

[ploppo]

Originally posted by LordBlade:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1164299389
You mean this guy?

He looks like that 'Wat' woman:
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg

[Root Vegetable]

First Orc:"The next time your about to kill a human say this to em, "This is for killing my father."
Second Orc: "What's a father"
Both sit in silence for a while (not sure if they ever start talking again I sort of murdered them)

[Syncroniam]

Anytime I hear that Kumail orc, I automatically kill it. Can't stand that voice at all.

[Phoenix]

I think I just found the orc version of Hodor, this Olog just says "I don't know!" as his only line lol

[LordBlade]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1165102878
He's a poet and he knows 'et. :p
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1165102861
Okay, this guy was just kinda creepy. lol
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1165102840
I just like him. Grumpy old orc. :p

[Asura64]

While I was poisoning a grog barrel for the first time, I was immediately ambushed by an orc titled "The poisoner" who proceeded to critique my assassination skills.
Orc: No no no, all wrong. You're using waaaay too much poison. I mean, that dosage you just gave is at least four times too much! Haven't you ever heard of over saturation?!

And then he shot me in the face.

[Zireael]

Originally posted by Phoenix:

I think I just found the orc version of Hodor, this Olog just says "I don't know!" as his only line lol

i saw him too, he was something "___ The mindless."

[LordBlade]

Originally posted by Bill64:

While I was poisoning a grog barrel for the first time, I was immediately ambushed by an orc titled "The poisoner" who proceeded to critique my assassination skills.
Orc: No no no, all wrong. You're using waaaay too much poison. I mean, that dosage you just gave is at least four times too much! Haven't you ever heard of over saturation?!

And then he shot me in the face.

I love those situations. It's great when they show up and talk shop. lol

[Myrkana]

Originally posted by Phoenix:

I think I just found the orc version of Hodor, this Olog just says "I don't know!" as his only line lol

I foudn one just now as well xD he was a shield orc who was enraged by acrobatics XD I almost died to that combo because it was too funny.