What Are Your Best Jokes On The Monsters Of Mordor?

[Peaceful Panda]

I want to hear your best jokes on Mordor's Monsters. If it's good enough, you'll maybe make it into a video of ours.

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[アゼム]

What do Orcs do when they aren't killing?
Take an Orcation

What do Orcs do when they ♥♥♥♥?
Orcgasm

What is an Orc's favorite fruit?
An Orcange

If Orcs lived in a state what would it be?
Orcansas

What is an Orc's favorite word?
Orc

What is the name of the nerdiest Orc?
Steve Orcle

What is the lifespan of an Orc?
One Hundrorc years

What did the Orc say to the Orc?
Hellorc

Why did the Orc cross the road?
To get to the other Orc

Where does an Orc get his teeth fixed?
The Orcodontist

[Erymanthos]

Originally posted by PacotheFriendlyTaco:

What do Orcs do when they aren't killing?
Take an Orcation

What do Orcs do when they ♥♥♥♥?
Orcgasm

What is an Orc's favorite fruit?
An Orcange

If Orcs lived in a state what would it be?
Orcansas

What is an Orc's favorite word?
Orc

What is the name of the nerdiest Orc?
Steve Orcle

What is the lifespan of an Orc?
One Hundrorc years

What did the Orc say to the Orc?
Hellorc

Why did the Orc cross the road?
To get to the other Orc

Where does an Orc get his teeth fixed?
The Orcodontist

Those were quite possibly the worst jokes i've ever read. There is ZERO variety in them and even less effort.

I'll give you a couple better ones for free (They are in no way funny, but they are an improvement to the 'Dad joke' category that you've submitted)

How do Uruks greet each other? Uruk-hai-there.
What's the latest meme in Mordor? Olog Johnson.
What's the best Hide and Seek Tactic in Mordor? Climb a tower and Haedir.

[アゼム]

Originally posted by Resonant Knight:

Those were quite possibly the worst jokes i've ever read. There is ZERO variety in them and even less effort.

Well then you can go Orc yourself

[Erymanthos]

Originally posted by PacotheFriendlyTaco:

Originally posted by Resonant Knight:

Those were quite possibly the worst jokes i've ever read. There is ZERO variety in them and even less effort.

Well then you can go Orc yourself

Congrats. That one made me lol :)

[Shingdude | Ham Mafia |]

what do you call a whale in Mordor?
an ORCa

[Prodigyguru]

What do you call an orc with glasses? A big D'orc

What do orcs say to each other on Valentines Day? I adouruk-hai you

What is commonly known as a fear of orcs? Uruknaphobia

[EbonHawk]

I'd Wraither not..

[Peaceful Panda]

Love the jokes guys. Any on the actual 'animals/beasts' of Mordor? Any Caragor, Graug, Ghûl and Drake jokes (Spiders, Rats, Hell Hawks etc. is also good)?

[Shingdude | Ham Mafia |]

what do you call a drunk dude in Mordor?
an alcohOLOG

[Slend]

Hah! These jokes are good! I'll be drinking my Graug.

Thinking about it, at least we don't have any NazGhûl around here.

[Morodin]

Two Uruks plays hockey and its a GHOUUUUUL!

[The Infinite Archiver]

Originally posted by Peaceful Panda:

I want to hear your best jokes on Mordor's Monsters. If it's good enough, you'll maybe make it into a video of ours

I got a good joke for the Raid Leaders that are often of the Warmonger Tribe...


"If we had a Raid Leader of the Warmonger Tribe, we'd need not fear a Destiny Raid going badly ever again..."

[Peaceful Panda]

MOAR PLIZ

[Shingdude | Ham Mafia |]

what do you call a beast that raps! DRAKE!

[Derrame]

where do the orcs live?

New Orc City