Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

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Regen7 Mar 26, 2015 @ 11:12pm
All Endings [Spoilers!]
Here's a list of all the game endings. Useful if you're trying to get the perfectionist acheivement.

If you haven't, I highly recommend trying to work out the puzzles by yourself.

Ending 1: Waiting Ending. Simply wait and don't press anything.

Ending 2: Break the machine. Keep pressing the red button until the tv turns off.

Ending 3: Nuke ending. Simply press the red button, flip the switch and press the red button again.

Ending 4: Horror ending. Press the red button twice. Enter 132231 into the top keypad. Move the lever to the left. Type 8367 into the 9-digit keypad. On the 7x7 green button pad, press buttons as follows:
[_] [_] [_] [o] [_] [_] [_]
[_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_]
[o] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [o]
[_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_]
[_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_]
[_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_]
[_] [o] [_] [_] [_] [o] [_].


Ending 5: Illuminati ending. Warning will crash game! Keep pressing red button until hammer appears. Smash the monitor and press the button behind it.

Ending 6: Time Machine Past. Press red button twice, enter 132231 into 3 digit keypad. Push lever to the left. Enter 8232 into 9 digit keypad. Press the left button on the clock.

Ending 7: Time Machine Future. Press red button twice, enter 132231 into 3 digit keypad. Push lever to the left. Enter 8232 into 9 digit keypad. Press the right button on the clock.

Ending 8: Polar shift ending. Press the red button until the screwdriver tray appears. Unscrew the right panel and press green, red, yellow, blue

Ending 9: Black hole. Press red button twice, enter 132231 into 3 digit keypad. Push lever to the left. Enter 8367 into 9 digit keypad. Enter 1243 on the 4 digit keypad.

Ending 10: Bender ending. Press red button twice, enter 132231 into 3 digit keypad. Push lever to the right. Enter 0010001 into bender control panel.

Ending 11: Alien ending. Press red button twice, enter 132231 into 3 digit keypad. On the 4 green button panel, enter top left, top right, top right, top left.

Ending 12: Asteroid ending. Black hole. Press red button twice, enter 132231 into 3 digit keypad. Push lever to the left. Enter 8367 into 9 digit keypad. Enter 1211 on the 4 digit keypad. On the music keys, push 3, 3, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3.

Ending 13: Squid overlord ending. Press the red button until the screwdriver tray appears. Unscrew the wires on the bottom of the monitor. enter 132231 into 3 digit keypad. Push lever to the left. Enter 0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 into 9 digit keypad.

Ending 14: Plant overgrowth ending. Press red button twice, enter 132231 into 3 digit keypad. On the 4 green button panel press bottom right, bottom left, bottom left, bottom right. Press the grey button on the counter until it reaches 276 and press the red button above it.

Ending 15: Aeroplane game. Push the restart button until the aeroplane game appears. Destroy the city by bombing it before your plane crashes into the buildings.

Ending 16: Coffee ending. After completing all the above endings, your friend should tell you about the coffee machine. Simply press the red button to dispense a cup of coffee.

Last edited by Regen7; Apr 22, 2015 @ 6:55pm
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DaveKap Mar 28, 2015 @ 3:42am 
I'm really curious about the 4 digit keypad step for ending 12. How are you supposed to figure out that key combination? Even after looking it up (it was the only thing stumping me in this entire damn game) I still can't make sense of how you come to it. My only guess is that it has to do with filling in the blank spot in the 1=11=21 equation but even after filling it in I can't figure out the pattern.
Regen7 Mar 28, 2015 @ 3:53am 
On the wall the hint is: "1=11=21= =111221=312213". It's called a look and say sequence. The missing number is 1211, which you get from 21 because there is one two and one one. Or even from 111221 because there is one one, one two, and two ones.
Last edited by Regen7; Mar 28, 2015 @ 3:54am
whoiscraig Mar 28, 2015 @ 4:34pm 
For the horror ending, the green button panel is 7x7 not 9x9. Your solution doesn't work.
Regen7 Mar 28, 2015 @ 6:12pm 
Originally posted by whoiscraig:
For the horror ending, the green button panel is 7x7 not 9x9. Your solution doesn't work.

Sorry about that. I've corrected it.
Vorapsak Mar 29, 2015 @ 9:23am 
13 is easy : it's Fibonacci, linked to the paper Don't touch, click it a lot =)
WildBellsprout Mar 30, 2015 @ 4:20pm 
Originally posted by Cashpanda:
Are there any hints for these? 12 and 13 look completely random.

For 12 you have to enter the top half of the equation into the number pad, then the missing look-and-say number (instruction 3) into the four digit pad which unlocks, then listen to the soundtrack and repeat the tune that plays.
Last edited by WildBellsprout; Mar 30, 2015 @ 4:20pm
VinceVsShark Mar 31, 2015 @ 11:24am 
How did you get the coffee ending? I can't seem to get it at all.
Regen7 Mar 31, 2015 @ 3:53pm 
Originally posted by Wizard Of Meh:
How did you get the coffee ending? I can't seem to get it at all.


You have to have done all the endings to get the coffee ending. Check the yelllow lights on the bottom left to see which endings you don't have. They correspond to which endings you've done 1 2 3 etc
Last edited by Regen7; Mar 31, 2015 @ 3:56pm
What is the point of just providing the solution without explaining how you get there???
"Enter 08234 into the numpad." is just an instruction. How do you arrive at these numbers???
Last edited by Highly Inappropriate; May 22, 2015 @ 6:35am
Vanagandr May 22, 2015 @ 7:24am 
Originally posted by Andreasen:
What is the point of just providing the solution without explaining how you get there???
"Enter 08234 into the numpad." is just an instruction. How do you arrive at these numbers???
The three-button code is on its side on the side of the poster.
The mathematics are irrelevant - 8367 and 8232.
The instructions are out of order, and the number that results is 1243.
"GRYB".
The 0010001 comes from treating the blue squares on the instructions as zeroes and the red ones as ones.
The asteroids, the tones are in the background music.
The panda number is scratched into the pop-out box.

1=11=21= =111221=312211

1=1
one one
1=2
one two
1=1
one one
11
another one one
1211

Not sure about the 221=312211 part though.
Originally posted by Areetsa:
"GRYB".
What? What's a gryb?
(Also, I think I get an achievement for using an emoticon, so here you go: :sticky: )
Last edited by Highly Inappropriate; May 22, 2015 @ 7:37am
Vanagandr May 22, 2015 @ 10:16am 
Originally posted by Andreasen:
Originally posted by Areetsa:
"GRYB".
What? What's a gryb?
(Also, I think I get an achievement for using an emoticon, so here you go: :sticky: )
It means it's not a typo.
Last edited by Vanagandr; May 22, 2015 @ 10:16am
Originally posted by Areetsa:
Originally posted by Andreasen:
What? What's a gryb?
(Also, I think I get an achievement for using an emoticon, so here you go: :sticky: )
It means it's not a typo.
Okay, so we're playing the complete nonsense game then.
"BLARGH".
"UPHURGHLE".
It's not a typo.
It's exactly what it says.
Vanagandr May 22, 2015 @ 10:29pm 
Originally posted by Andreasen:
Originally posted by Areetsa:
It means it's not a typo.
Okay, so we're playing the complete nonsense game then.
"BLARGH".
"UPHURGHLE".
It's not a typo.
It's exactly what it says.
It's not a typo, and it has meaning.
Originally posted by Areetsa:
Originally posted by Andreasen:
Okay, so we're playing the complete nonsense game then.
"BLARGH".
"UPHURGHLE".
It's not a typo.
It's exactly what it says.
It's not a typo, and it has meaning.
Yes, so it does:
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bryg
If this is your way of being cryptic, may I remind you that this is a thread where the answers have already been posted, and where I've 100%-ed the game and uninstalled it.
Last edited by Highly Inappropriate; May 23, 2015 @ 5:10am
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