Baseballs and UFO

[Old Man Peculiar]

So do these actually do anything?
I see no increase per second, shows no stat for it anywhere so they seem just there for achievments?

[JapaniKatti]

baseballs just increase on screen and they collect the falling poop + rainbow/corn poops.
no idea about the ufo.

[Fudoryo]

its more like addion, but in "late" game they dont do much

[kstormgemini]

what is the purpose of the fly and what does boosting it accomplish??
also... i know the game is kinda borked but it would still be cool of some bored person posted a guide and/or break down of the game. because there's a lot i'm looking at in the achievements and wondering how the i'm supposed to get them...
oh and thanks for taking a moment to respond. i know this isn't like a major game with enthralling play or anything. lol