Bloodbath Kavkaz

Bloodbath Kavkaz

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Grimm Jun 28, 2015 @ 3:00am
This game has no reason to exsist.
And I will simply explain why.
Keep in mind this was written by someone who knew a bit of the language to understand what the hell anyone in this game was saying.
Also keep in mind I actually played 5 hours of it via Torrent.
Here comes the laundry list.
#1 Outdated memes:This game is full of it. From the constant alahu akbars and useless masks, all of it was funny the first ten seconds, but got annoying the rest of the hours playing it.
#2 The Soundtrack:Now, apparently what I could have given credit for this games decent soundtrack, but it's actually another reason to hate it. The composer to the soundtrack actually was "driven to insanity by the developers" and was getting constant requests just to let them have permission to use the f*cking tracks, (Confirmed) and eventually the composer just gave up and said "Fine have my tracks, but just f*ck off already." Or something along the lines.
#3 Cliche story:You are man with gun. Go kill things.
What else did you possibly expect? The next "Taken"? Nope.
#4 Childish Developer:After reading alot of these discussion's here (If you can even call them that) the I feel the developer has the mindset of a child and just wanted to make this game for sh!ts and giggles. Which I wouldn't really be surprised by. And it also speaks alot of words when everysingle enemy in the game (other charcters included) are drawn in MS Paint. I still wonder to this day how this game got past greenlight.
#5 Horrible Gameplay:If I was to give a number on how many times I died I think it would have to be 18 times give or take. The gameplay is just horrible, and too easy. Almost EVERY single enemy in the game uses a firearm, so theres no point in using melee unless you are bored and feel like it. Most masks give VERY minor passive buffs, some actually debuffs, (why would you want to use them?) The only one actually notable was the "Muh Matrix" slow down time ability. Infact, that was the only usefull ability IMO. No guns feel at all different other than eiter having a horrible ammo count or haveing far too much ammo. So to win just pick the one with the most ammo and kill everything. The AI is horrible and say the same "ALALALALALA" lines over. Over. And Over.
#6 Unoriginal:Okay, flashing color strobe lights, top-down, select a mask (Or Hat/sunglasses) before entering, murder everyone in the level and leave...Hmm...nothing odd here except for the fact that this is litterally a almost easy version of the game Hotline Miami. The only difference is I actually enjoyed the story, the "NOT STOLEN" soundtrack, the developers themselves, and most importantly, the gameplay. Oh and you could say Hotline Miami was actually ORIGINAL.

tl;dr:This game sucks, do not buy it no matter what the price is, it's horrible, childish, UNORIGINAL, and could possibly make you hate flashing colors for the rest of your life.

-Cory In The House
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Adam (¬、¬) Jul 12, 2015 @ 10:33am 
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Grimm Jul 12, 2015 @ 10:33am 
Originally posted by Adamyus:
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Thank you for taking 3 minutes in your life to read.
Lacroix  [developer] Jul 13, 2015 @ 4:17am 
Originally posted by Cory In the House:
Originally posted by Adamyus:
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Thank you for taking 3 minutes in your life to read.

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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2015 @ 3:00am
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