Teddy Floppy Ear - Kayaking is a cute game for the whole family. Intended for kids, i found it rather enjoyable too with the graphics and the funny dialogs. I work as a kindergarten teacher, and i could see this game at the pre-school.

The Story
Teddy is going on a picnic with his friend Piglet. Piglet is grabbing his bike and Teddy (the player) grabs a kayak.
While on the river Teddy notices that some things are wrong, and tries to help.

Pros
- Nice graphics and funny dialogues.
- Memorable and cute characters.
- Funny minigames that suits children from about 3 years and up. (Some puzzles might be tough for small children).

Cons
- I noticed some small glitches in dialogues, but its nothing big.
- Rather short adventure, aprox 1.5 hours of clear time. (But could be a good thing though for children)

Conclusion
A rather enjoyable little adventure even for me as adult. I can definately recommend this for folks with children.
I think they will enjoy this game.

I have started playing this game while my two-year old watches and we talk about the game and what we see. The graphics/gameplay are perfect for that. The graphics are colorful and my son loved them.

The gameplay was far too complicated for a two-year old so I skipped through some puzzles. (takes a couple minutes for an adult).

There is a donkey hiding in a bush. If you click on him he makes a "fart" noise. My two-year old thought this was hilarious and was his favorite part of the game.

There is a bit too much dialogue at some parts for very young children. After the math puzzle Teddy Floppy Ear just goest on and on about something with the Catfish.

Takes a long time to beat the final boss but the end cutscene is 100% worth it.

Teddy Floppy Ear > GTA V

- In Teddy you can swim in Kayak in GTA V YOU CAN'T

- In Teddy you can pick the strawberries in GTA V YOU CAN'T

- In Teddy you can pick hazel nutts in GTA V YOU CANT'T

- In Teddy you got Pig friend in GTA V EVERYONE WANT TO KILL YOU

- Teddy is Child friendly GTA V IS NOT

- Teddy will make remind you good days of smoking crack in wood GTA V REMINDS THAT YOU'VE KILLED SOMEONE

- Last and best argument: It's not Call of Poopy 11/10

This game has nice background art and some fun voice acting. It took me 70 minutes to complete so it's good value for money. The puzzles were fine, nothing too taxing as it is aimed at younger players.

Also I think Mr Catfish may represent the horrors of totalitarianism but this is open to interpretation.

9/10
too much water
bad boat controls
dylanarino has held me captive
help me

modern masterpiece
2084FPS in gane
better than counter strike

fun game for kids

Pro:
Family (kid) friendly
Good graphics (kid)
Steam cards
Often on sale for $0.50 or so
Low system spec


Con:
Strawberry bug
Very short (45 min)
Controls aren't very good (not percise)

Overall:
5/10 -1 short -1 controls +1 cards = 4/10
Get on sale and only if you have wee beasties to play the game

Although the game is kind of short (about an hour of game play), it is simply adorable (coming from a 19 years old). Playing this game takes me back to my childhood, when my parents read me good night stories about bears and the living in the forest. A kids game? Sure. Does that mean you won't like it regardless your age? Heck no (unless you hate bears and other animals living in the farm and forest [if that's the case, then gtfo]). The mini games are alright.

Got banned on CS GO? You should defenetly play this (not that it has happened to me xD). Get your mind away from those afk players, auto snipers, and "Kobe" kills. This game is way better and relaxing than anything else; better than Dota, better than Sakura Spirit/Angels, Nekopara, or any of those visual novels featuring cat girls with huge unrealistic breast seriously, get a real woman, better than porn/hentai, better than getting that f*cking knife from the recent case in CS GO!

Long live Teddy Floppy Ear!

Went kayaking without a life vest - Skyrim on water. 10/10

A fun game for kiddies - my 2yo loved the first scene with Teddy and Piggie. A must if you have little children and want to "play" with them.